Paul Bearer

I guess you've just been listening to radio 2 then?

Will you be affected by the falling meteor

Do you have a link to confirm this? You'll have to get used to arseholes like Bob posting crap Vaagheid. On the other hand, if he is dead, thanks for letting us know Bob.

Maybe you should contact the BBC to let them know. I think the Guinness Book of Records need to know. I will let my friend know, as its not really my place. A new set have come forward...but are still three months younger than my friend's gran and great aunt. Link Time to call your friends bluff, Windsor

Your sister

Happy birthday Spade Cooley

Un-bee-lievable. Does he live next door to a hospital?

Pervert!

I'm pretty sure that another cast member died a year or two ago. Unfortunately I can't remember his name, so there is the real possibility that I could be speaking shite. Not talking shite this time Windsor. John Costelloe shot himself in 2008. I'm sure there will be a post somewhere about it.

Rock 'n roll. Welcome back i.e+

China has announced its team for the paraplegic olympics. Fu Kin Mong, Sim Pal Twat, Won Lim Gone, Won Key Eye and Gary Neville. Can I borrow your coat MPFC?

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some Olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it Whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table! He swallowed it whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate. Then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled them out, and ate em!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first."

Happy birthday Vinegar Tits

Make no bones, it'll be a major cultural event knocking most of the 'signifificant deaths' Chicago and co blather on about into a cocked hat... Plus half of the DDP are wagering on this, and probably even more should she stagger on to 2011. I only hope me and the Deathlist don't come up with the same pun! The Lady's For Interring U-turning in her grave?

Fixture list Thought I'd add this in case one of us deathlisters happens to be in the Highlands on a Saturday.

Turriff eh. Thats not too far away from me. If I had an interest in football I might have went... If you don't have an interest, why on earth are you reading the thread? Because at some point they may come to Fraserburgh. Even though I have no interest in football, I might put in the effort if they come to me. Is that alright with you? They played Fraserburgh on 14th August this year, and true to form, got humped 6-1. Next meeting will be on 18th December at home. At that time of year, you can almost guarantee the game will be postponed. There's always next season Windsor.

pork scratchings Yuk!!!!

Happy birthday Han

Back to losing ways, Huntly 3 FWFC 0.

No shit Sherlock. Apologies - earlier comments re death were not showing when i left my comment. Glad to see you encourage newcomers! Only the ones that register................ welcome to DL You posted this at 9.28 - It was posted on this thread at 5.42 by TMIB. Is your PC almost 4 hours behind everybody elses?

No shit Sherlock. Apologies - earlier comments re death were not showing when i left my comment. Glad to see you encourage newcomers! Only the ones that register................ welcome to DL

5 of us there at the mo. Anybody else want to join in?

No shit Sherlock.

John Edrich

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