Larry Pestilence III

Gut reaction is to say no, purely on defensive grounds, but actually that comment has gone right over my head.

No further implications GR. You have PM.

Kind of expected really. Shame in some respects. Would be interesting to know if the Mods were already aware of the implications of the thread (I suspect not ). LP3 - Loose Cannon (or maybe not)

"So here are the carefully selected candidates for DeathList 2005. To summarise the idea behind DeathList: The DeathList committee draws up the DeathList at the end of each year with the objective of selecting the most celebrities who will die in the next calendar year. The list comprises 50 celebrities, with no more than 25 who appeared on the previous year's list. The 2004 list had 12 successes, but was unable to overhaul the record of 14 set in 2003. How will the 2005 runners and riders fare?" Nice.

Agreed.

Looking good too! Ouch.

Hmm. Time to call it time, I guess. I'm clearly up against a singularly determined, maniacal, oppressive and comical dictatorship. On a less revolutionary note, at least Boro' didn't lose last night, despite playing like siht*. * With thanks to Yeti.

Oh yes you are

Shut it! (the thread that is)

I hope the DL server doesn't run out of disk space.

But quite obviously British...

I have no sympathy for Jacko. Yes he had his childhood stolen from him, but so have many others. The difference? They got over it. The phrase "Cupid Stunt" comes to mind*. *With thanks to the late, great, Kenny Everett.

So DWB, do you have the power to mutate the DeathList introduction into something resembling an English grammatical construct?

Oh well, you're in good company, in the immortal words of Groucho Marx: "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as a member" Or, alternatively, "I don't care to belong to a club that doesn't want me as a member".

Bummer

I thought it was Larry Pestilence III and Amanda. What libel! An e-writ is on its way to you now.

I see that weatherman hasn't vanished completely from the planet...

Gaunt, with a fag in one hand and a snooker cue in the other when he's not drinking. Or did he rehab?

Nothing suspicious about it

How about...

I'm sure Bridgend is fine. Just that I remember Port Talbot as an industrial dump. Steady! Click to register

I remember electric sockets, but not telephones. Nice place Wales, though not Port Talbot... Hi Amanda. I've calmed down now. Are you going to join?

Doesn't look good. I'd say the end is nigh... Ailing Pope to miss Lent service

What are they?

Please! Sleeping magic logs!