BadEgg

I was in the Navy when Scotland got gubbed by Costa Rica in 1990,I watched the game with a load of proud Scots,how we mocked them,now its payback time,Costa Rica 1 England 0 for sure.I'm not sure but I think its at the same place where England got done by The Yanks in 1950 in one of the biggest shocks at the World Cup,so history will repeat itself.

RIP Big Guy,you're the reason why Southfields is full of racist Afrikaans twats.

RIP Lewis,I love you big guy

i wanna see these old cunts do "The Ministry of Funny Walks Sketch" in their 70s,I'd bet it would be a lot funnier now?

RIP Doris,great writer,miss you big girl

News for Arsenal fans you're not gonna win the League,World Cup or the Grand National after today.

what is Polish for "popping his clogs?"

not a perfect day

RIP Chopper,I thought it was Chopper Harris of swinging Chelsea 1970s fame though.

7th DDP hit for the year (8th overall) and my joker to boot, now will he get a UK obit? good shout

His comedy died a few years back :-) http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/come_again_12.htm he is name checked here,scroll down

I spent the day with my old man,hes a South London Cabbie,we got in to watch football results and he was going through the teletext and said "this is the score i want to find!" and he clicked onto the Scottish Cup results,apparently he looks out for Forres Mechanics!!!! fucking bizarre considering his family have no Scotiish roots whatsoever

My favourite Olympic bid of all time was the Stoneybridge one from the TV show Absoloutely

I was going to post this,sad to say but IMO the bloke is going senile,at least Peter Purves had his marbles on that show

A great tribute to a great lady

Hello good evening and welcome I'm St.Peter!!!!!

how did he get into heaven? through the keyhole?

My stepfather also loved Whose Baby? and got my little sister to write a letter to Bernie Winters asking for him to bring Schnorbitz round our house for tea,Bernie sent her a signed pic of himself and the giant dog and also a small velvet pouch which contained a small clump of the dog's hair,at least we think it was the dog's hair?

my grandad used to make me play this fucking boring game with him and the bloke on the box did my head in,looks like a right arrogant bastard,i shouldnt complain as my grandad couldve fiddled with me instead or gave me a Werthers Original

thats 5-1 on skybet

Rematch this saturday,Tangerines a cracking 5-1 to win at home,worth a lady?

Well done to Dundee Utd for gubbing Celtic in the Champions League qualifiers tonight

Arsene Wenger losing his marbles,gonna top himself???

is there a Chris Iwelumo one as well?

I actually looked at the Scottish Cup First Round Draw on the BBC website to see if Fort were in it and they are,fucking brilliant!!!! they are at home to Newton Stewart(who are ya???) The only other team I've heard of is Selkirk cos I went there for The Common Riding.