David Quantick

Possibly.

Holly Willoughby is almost ubiquitous on TV at the moment. She is now touting herself as the new Cilla Black with the unwelcome resurrection of Surprise Surprise. Holly Willoughby is a bit of an enigma. She has one of those faces that screams beautiful or fucking hideous. Her looks matter not tho as, seemingly, if you are married to a TV producer and have big tits, you will get on in the cut and thrust World of television presenting. Indeed, my betrothed is often saying how much he'd like to finger her. But I agree with TMIB - Frankie Boyle, yes, but there's no way squeaky-clean Holly would do a show like this. OK OK There is not a shred of truth in this post but I kept being annoyed by the presence of HW on everyshow without any evidence of talent or charisma and began to think what I would like her to present. When I did get round to writing the post I did think she let the authenticity down but I could not think of a suitable replacement. I briefly thought of Peaches Geldof but considering what happened to her mother I thought it in poor taste. I hope it is to my credit that I cannot readily bring to mind talentless media hungry bimbos from the depths of ITV. I hope you at least enjoyed the thought and would really like to watch the show - in your imagination I'll have my agent keep her eyes peeled all the same.