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Bernie must have gotten a dismal sneak peek at the Wisconsin results. He would have faced lots of questions anyway, as he forced this primary during Corona.

My biggest issue with this year's list... it's definitely good, but ah, it could have been great, i.e. record-breaking.

Indeed, considering we've been like vultures around him for a year or two, a bit disappointing.

Yeah, good guess. Bureaucratically likely. I have to go with Boxing Day then. Edit: I want to point out that China didn't report any deaths yesterday, so about 3 months after lockdown, if you can believe it.

"Goodfellas" mobster Vincent Asaro suffers from everything: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-vincent-asaro-85-compassionate-release-mobster-bonnano-20200406-kitxb3xqtnduvlkkypqls3hv2a-story.html%3foutputType=amp (only amp link accessible for me)

I wondered if he "at least" might suffer permanent lung damage.

Coronavirus? 5G mobile standard? David "Reptilians" Icke? Why not all three together: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-52198946

Had to look up what Mr. In-Hospice-according-to-a-random-tweet-for-a-whole-year Stanley Crouch is up to. Found this on Twitter (Ah, Twitter - my bane and my salvation):

Edit: Nothing was written here... Edit: Except... do I have 10 pts too many?

Tonight we have a "Pink Moon" - some say it could mean the end of the world: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/11344706/pink-moon-meaning-conspiracy-theory/ Edit: Huh, could have sworn this was in extracurricular...

It does seem to be a more quiet update - but maybe I have missed something in this age of Corona. If so, tell me. New hits are: Albert Uderzo, Honor Blackman and William Frankland. Ignacio Trelles could be a unique hit for Sir Creep, but hasn't received a QO so far. Rank Team Points 1 gcreptile 472 2 Death Impends 431 3 Banana 427 4 RadGuy 392 5 Cpt. Chorizo 377 6 The Quim Reaper 369 6 Clorox Bleachman 369 6 Joey Russ 369 9 Grave Danger 366 10 Deadsox 362 11 John Key 358 12 Skinny Kiltrunner 348 13 msc 344 14 JiroemonKimura 312 15 drol 306 16 The Unknown Man 304 17 The Mad Hatter 291 18 Torva Messor 289 19 Book 286 20 theoldlady 270 21 Sir Creep 260 22 Etushispushingupdaisies 239 22 Toast 239 24 Sean 216 25 YoungWillz 208 25 DevonDeathTrip 208 27 The Old Crem 194 28 markb4 153 29 Kenny 149 30 Chilean Way 138 31 Gooseberry Crumble 113 32 Great Uncle Bulgaria 101 33 ThePrematureBurial 100 34 Bibliogryphon 92 35 Pedro67 57

Well, it was pointed out here that both Labour and Conservatives have usually needed 3-4 elections to recover after disastrous defeats and regain power. Maybe there'll be a couple of them in quick succession...

Some article in the Guardian about Iran calling China's numbers a joke... ... anyway, Iran might be the first example of what happens after "flattening the curve". They did manage to stop the escalation in mid-march, followed by a decline in deaths. But in the three weeks until now, it became obvious that the deaths merely plateau-ed. So maybe Spain and Italy are doomed to go through 3 more weeks of 800 deaths per day once they hit the daily maximum. Actually, Italy has probably gone through about 10 days of this already. And Spain hit the maximum a few days ago. UK and USA might not be at the maximum yet. And three more weeks at a maximum level of 1.500 deaths in the USA means 31.500 more deaths in the USA. Hmm... well, the predictions right now are actually much worse.

My ... "warning". Is that what the kids are calling it now?

I just read that the median time of death is 18 days after showing the first symptons. He was diagnosed 11 days ago? Maybe the first symptoms a day or two before? If it moves this slowly we might be waiting 2-3 days until we know how it ends.

Jerry Stiller.... why not

Oh my God, now I'm really worried.

1. Ruth Apilado 2. Louise Horne 3. Carl J. Shapiro 4. Soeur André 5. Toko Shinoda 6. Pappukutty Bhagavathar 7. Arthur L. Thurlow 8. Kane Tanaka 9. Wilfried De Beauclair 10. Vance Trimble 11. Ganjam Venkatasubbiah 12. Harry Goldsworthy 13. Lambert Mascarenhas 14. James C. Floyd 15. Arthur Hoyle Smith Subs (in case some people aren't famous enough): Carmen Herrera Frances Hesselbein

Well, I was wondering which charts to pick, german or American? Well, the german no. 1 was "I Swear" by Boyz II Men. Which somehow, is more American than the Billboard no. 1 "Stay" by Lisa Loeb. Of course, the latter is a better quarantine song.

Curious.... This is a previous forum mention of Joe Exotic, who since Deathray's post, achieved global fame as main character of Netflix' quarantine hit "Tiger King". He's now hospitalized with Coronavirus: https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2020/04/star-of-netflix-s-tiger-king-joe-exotic-hospitalised-for-coronavirus-in-prison-reports.html

I think this is a Bob Gibson update, the octogenarian with pancreatic cancer, but it's behind the EU wall for me: https://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/resilient-cardinals-legend-gibson-throws-cancer-a-curve/article_94bb386f-a16a-51e9-87d5-7dc0d04b831f.html

I wonder if that clan has their own internal deadpool.

uuhh.. 22

Somehow I thought he was dead for some time.... "Ain't no Sunshine" has some biographical meaning to me. I also like Use Me, mainly the Grace Jones version, but the original isn't bad either.

Congrats to my opponent Torva and good luck to everyone! I am a bit sad I cannot participate in this wild lottery. The team I sent yesterday was simply the 11 oldest notable centenarians according to Wikipedia. Plus subs further down the list.