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Such. A. Bad. Ass. One day you will realise that all this is just pixels and that online insults, perceived or otherwise, are like tears in rain. Until then, I wish you all the best. I will continue to 'like' your funny stuff and ignore the rest.

My apologies, on re-re-reading I can see that the post I thought you'd made, and from which I assumed you were only 20, was actually by Predictor. If anything, this just renders your attitude more incomprehensible. I know, and admittedly its from my own bitter experience, that you THINK you're some sort of forum bad ass. That people 'make mistakes' in tangling with you and that they regret doing so. Well, you're not. Being a forum bad ass is like being a lady; if you have to tell people you are, you probably aren't. People think you're a dick for carrying on the way you do. Plain and simple. Take the time to objectively re-read your own post above. In one hand, you bemoan the fact that you can't freely say what you want, and then you whinge about DDT et al freely saying what THEY want about you. If you're going to be 'combative' and 'challenging', stand by for people to be mean to you back, especially if you're the FNG. Bitching about it just makes you seem flaky. This isn't a gladiator academy and it's your tone that is out of place not theirs. Learn that lesson quickly and maybe you'll enjoy your time more. And no, I didn't make that Betty Swollocks post but I can appreciate its sentiment and the reasons for the person making it hiding their identity.

Zorders, we joined this site about the same time and for the most part I find you funny. This thread however should really bring home to you why you have so many little 'scuffles' with people on here. 1) Who the fuck are you, after just over a years membership, to start nominating mods? 2) Your whole 'style' of posting, when you're not making some genuinely funny observations, is irritating. I suspect from the tone of some of the above that this is deliberate and done in jest, but then you get so easily butthurt that its hard to see why you go out of your way to irritate people in the first place, only to cry when they react. I don't get it. 3) You seem quite proud of having 'vanquished' a genuinely senior and respected member (I presume you only refer to yourself as such in irony?) when really, he brought a lot more to the site than your occasional witticisms. Such gloating is highly undesirable in a forum member on a site this small, for me at least. Now, I am 100% sure you couldn't give a fuck what I think but hey, I'm just putting it out there. Edit: I have just re-read your posts and realised that you are 20 years old. Which actually explains a lot of the above.

If you were married to his embarrassing harridan of a wife, wouldn't you find an excuse to be elsewhere too?

So, how does this work then? If I pick him for my 2021 team, do I get points when he's declared legally dead?

ALL OF YOUR PANCREAS ARE BELONG TO US!!!

He'll be fine. He's on my DDP team and thus cannot die.

Actually he was named JAMES Hendrix and in your quote you too called him Jimi and not Jimmy. If people can't be arsed to check their spelling and so bugger up the search function, go blame them and not me. Calm down. No blame is being allocated, its a fucking internet game. James/Jimmy/Jimi, it makes no odds. It was a duplicate and thus he has been replaced by the man who invented the reason childhood is awesome. Lets all just be happy its over.

Jimmy Hendrix is what he was born, Jimi Hendrix is what he called himself. Still one dude.

Jimi Hendrix was also number 19. 1,000,000 - Ole Kirk Christiansen, the inventor of lego.

999832 - George de Mestral (inventor of velcro)

999,001: Dave Ross

937,139 - Jackie Wilson. I'm sure one of them said something on Top of the Pops once. I can't remember which one though.

List of popes 828,042 to 828,286 All the dead popes.

I see this news comes just as David Quantick starts a new series on Radio 2. Are the two connected? I think we should be told...

Yeah, but will it stand up in court? Hmmm, that's a hard one. A hard two and a half if witnesses are to be believed...

It strikes me that there is a very obvious and simple way to end this seemingly complex legal issue regarding Mr Clifford's member. The 'grow-er not a show-er' defence would be a fine legal precedent as well.

And more importantly, are they obit-worthy?

I'm sure the delightful, glamorous and almost entirely Y chromosome free Ms Lard Bazaar will be along to announce herself shortly.

Yes. Next question.

On behalf of Maggie Thatcher fans who had to put up with it when she died, I hereby cordially invite any deathlist member so politically inclined to my 'Thank fuck Bob Crow is dead, he was a horrendous (and considerable) waste of skin' party at Casa EGN. Entrance on presentation of the reams of notes you made planning your DDP team as evidence of membership, obviously.

No. None of them want to do him the favour. He wants to die, he hates the 'untermensh' controlling his life, and he is slowly losing the ability to control his own body. Best thing that could happen from his point of view is an easy way out. Keith Bennett deserves more than that.

Are you talking about premature ejaculation? Almost always.

Its a slow year so far, the powers that be have to spread the effort out a bit so they don't peak too early.

You're something with a small c alright.