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EGN

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  1. I wish she'd just be honest. It was either take out a payday loan, or get paid to endorse a payday loan. She's a fuck up of the highest order and the perfect example for young people everywhere of what happens when you try to lead a champagne lifestye with a lemonade budget. House threatened with repossession? BUY A NISSAN GTR!!! Not had a job in a while? DO LOTS OF COKE!!! Husband taking you for a ride? BUY A NISSAN GTR AND DO LOTS OF COKE!!!
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    Hugh Hefner

    I see nobody had the balls/sense of humour to use an action figure of Herbert the old sex offender from Family Guy as the groom on the wedding cake. They one they HAVE used is optimistic at best...
  3. Depending on circumstances, I think I may get qualify as a 'hit' based on previous coverage of colleagues. I'd probably only be famous for dying though, which would probably rule me out as a pick. However, the last three people in my line of work to die have had wide UK obits and would even get you some extra points as two were suicides and one was a murder. I don't think i'd make much of a pick though... I'm no Adam Rickett!!!
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    Be my guest

    <---------------------- Recent proof of this fact. I found the Deathlist while researching my 'deadpool' for another site, liked the tone (and if i'm honest, the fact that discussion is largely carried out with a high standard of spelling and grammar) and took a few minutes to sign up. Its no effort to do so and making it compulsory would deter trolls. I get the feeling that this is not, unlike others i frequent, a site that welcomes trolls so perhaps its for the best.
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    Jimmy Savile

    I had to caution the members of another site i'm on against having a 'noncepool'. Nice bit of lawyer bait if ever i heard it... A deathlist, or the odd off-topic discussion about YEWTREE, is one thing but a dedicated thread for accusing people of sex offences will get you all over the twittersphere and attract the wrong kind of attention from the sort of people with Schillings and Carter Ruck on speed dial.
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    Discuss The 2013 Deathlist

    Sorry, above post aimed at Guested...
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    Discuss The 2013 Deathlist

    That's not strictly true, is it? He's 89 years old. According to The Guardian his generation have a less than a 7.2% chance of reaching 100 from their current age.
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    Political Frailty

    Great, another fishy character of no political merit. I can't wait.
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    Political Frailty

    Now, i sincerely look forward to the day i can have Fatty Salmond on my deathlist. He is a hateful little man, willing to ruin a country to build his own little fat empire, in which i have no doubt white pudding suppers will be state subsidised and running equipment subjected to a 95% 'undesirable' tax. He embodies the small minded, petty bigotry that i find so disgusting about this country and if he and his sham parliament ever achieve independence he'll have to prise my British passport from my cold dead hands. As far as i'm concerned Scotland would be much better off as the most Northern English county than running it's own show again. I predict it takes him less than 3 years to turn us into a third world country. I run past Holyrood most weeks but i've yet to see the fat fucker, which is surprising as you can hardly miss him. Have i mentioned that he's fat?
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    Jimmy Savile

    They haven't released officially the name of the 80 year old that definitely ISN'T Rolf Harris yet, so you may be waiting a while. And I remember seeing an interview whether Ben Dover said his real name was Lindsay Honey and that he chose 'Ben Dover' as a pseudonym because when he started directing, he didn't want people thinking it was 'soft shit directed by a woman'. Turns out his real, real name is Simon James Honey. I am disappointed.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I think if we're realistic, Katie Price's hell wouldl be to be denied publicity and a healthy stream of young cocks to devour. That said i have yet to see proof that she's not actually the devil, or at least in league with him. She's the least attractive woman i've ever seen making a living off her body.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    This is, of course, very true. Didn't realise non-mods/admin could edit posts. That'll take some getting used to. Cheers Windsor.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    Good day, confused noob seeks clarification: Why do people post just full stops? Never seen that before and cant really understand it. I know every site has its idiosyncracies, but could someone explain it for me? Cheers!
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    Jimmy Savile

    BBC confirms Jim Davidson in the link i posted and they would know, given that they're allegedly complicit in the whole thing. No news on the 53 year old as yet and lets remember there are no guarantees its a celeb, it could be a producer, booker, runner or whatever.
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    Jimmy Savile

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20889817 So he can now add 'Alleged nonce' to a glowing CV that incudes 'misogynist', 'racist' and 'utter affront to comedy'.
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    Nicholas Parsons

    Seems a strange choice, not young enough to be a big pointer but not old or frail enough to really be a cert. Perhaps 'ballsy' is a better word than strange. I suppose only time will tell.
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    Ian Brady

    He's not a traidtional 'con', he's been in Ashworth Hospital (formerly Park Lane) since 1985. Its a secure mental institute, for want of a better term. Basically, he's a mental case, under constant supervision and force fed three times a day. He's been fighting for his right to die for decades. To be fair, he actually trys to do some good nowadays. He famously offered one of his kidneys to 'anyone who needed it' and i think it was Save The Children who rejected a significant donation from him on the grounds of taste (it's mentioned in a very good, recent biography of Myra Hindley called 'One of your own'). He spent a lot of time in his younger days translating braille books as well. In fact, i'm sure i remember him having some input to a new braille system or something. Anyway, he's in my DDP because he was reported as circling the drain a while back just before Keith Bennet's mother passed, so i'm fairly sure he has less than 12 months left, but i'd much rather he spent eternity stuck in a magnolia mental ward, having food rammed down his neck and his arse wiped by those he considers beneath him.
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    Ian Brady

    I think suffering as he has for the last however many years has been a far better punishment that a quick death. A man so sure of his own superiority, forced to live in subservience to first prison wardens and then, later, care workers? I'm sure he's hated every minute and quite rightly so. Get his book, 'The Gates of Janus' off of amazon if you fancy a trip through the mind of an absolute mentalist. I'm fairly certain he desn't see any profit from it.
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    Doris Day

    Doris Day is 81 years old and very much still alive. Doris Day is 81 years old and very much still alive. Not according to Peter Townshend: http://www.femalefir...send-23438.html I'm not saying he's wrong, but Mr Townshend has been known to be economical with the truth in the past.
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    Jimmy Savile

    Windsor, it started as a badly worded article appearing to suggest that Jimmy Savile was invisible. I made a joke about it, to which toast posted the Harry Potter cloak of invisibility. I was simply suggesting that Jimmy Savile would have had a rare old time with that cloak about hogwarts. Although, Dumbledore did have a look of the beast about him... As for guessing who the 80 year old arrested in Op YEWTREE is, all I'll say is that he has allegedly been tying down more than just kangaroos, sport and that the true story behind 'two little boys' may be more sinister than first thought.
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    Jimmy Savile

    I know, if Savile had gotten hold of that cloak at Hogwarts, Harry and his mates would have been like an all you can rape buffet. Not the ginger one though. Even paedophiles have standards.
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    Jimmy Savile

    I too have heard that they may regret that decision. The name of that individual has been in the hat for a while. At least since November. Brilliant. Not only was he a nonce, but he had a cloaking device as well.
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    Nelson Mandela

    I'd suspect she's more than a little biased. He's on my DDP team and no amount of him whinging about it will convince me to drop him. C'mon Nelly, just 28 more hours and you can shuffle off this mortal coil and get me some points...
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    Margaret Thatcher

    I think she is summed up best by the following quote: She was both and that's an incredibly sexy combination. Best Prime Minister we've ever had, by some margin and hated for the very reasons she is loved, in that she did what was right, not what was easy. An example to all.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Yes, but she was definitely more attractive as a teenager. (I still would though...)
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