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    Bob Barker

    A Russian, not just any Russian, but the leader of the 'not so free' world even, drunk? Can I have a word with Mr Cliche? NB.One too many 'b's in sober is allowable considering the circumstances,........ probably.
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2019

    I see this is also the name entered in the masterlist. Call me odd, but surely no young lady would really wish to be stuck with this appellation even as a default? Come on SC lets have a decent pseudonym at least.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Only to people in Kia's.
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    Aerospace and Astronomy

    Story of my life, give or take 39 minutes.
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    Oldest Living State Leaders DP

    For ridiculous rhyming name of the week.
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    Fort William Football Club

    Woooot? Have I misread all your posts on this?
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    Z Cars

    Superintendent Ross. Unforgettable.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Tbh, I'm so bored of all this brexit malarkey deportation looks like a free ticket out of it. Yeah, I know, it's not pc, that's how bored I am.
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    Holiday Thread

    707 would be my first call, or DC8 maybe? Not particularly skilled at spotting :). And B52's still chuck that cack out today though obviously not your first choice from Quantas.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Headline: "Two women and baby fortunately uninjured but very shocked as they smash at high speed into the side of large 4x4 driven by nonagenarian which pulls out of a private drive apparently failing to see them". Ring ring, ring ring. "Hello copy desk? Editor here, proprietors been on the phone, that 97 year old is Prince Phillip, fix it." Hurriedly Revised Headline: "Prince Phillip uninjured in overturned car crash, some other people involved, possibly"
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    Fuck me, I always thought it was Tiger Woods you probably didn't look like and that the overlay was more to do with his affairs than the wordplay it now becomes obvious it is. Doh. In my defence I never watch cooking programmes. though nor, as it happens, golf...
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2019

    Carol Channing far from lasting the predicted 12 months cannot manage a week and thus even make the starting line. June Brown from sub to 17 if you please and new sub Andrew McGahan. Original Post appropriately amended.
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    New Year Greetings

    Oh I know. But hey.
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    New Year Greetings

    *In this instance a reference to his snapping to attention a beat after everyone else.
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    Deathrace 2019

    Good job Rad. You've won a pool in less time than it took me to work out my entry for inverse 2019
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2019

    Non Passant: QE2 Paul Gascoigne Donald Trump Terry Jones Linda Nolan Billy Connolly Pete Frates Dick Van Dyke Tim Conway Olivia Neutron Bomb Doris Day Jimmy Carter John Andretti Ruth Bader Ginsburg Phil the Greek Bill Turnbull Carol Channing June Brown Prunella Scales Betty White Marieke Vervoort Pope Michael Robinson Valerie Harper Jill Gascoine Beth Chapman Sub: Dot Cotton Sub2: Andrew McGahan Thanks DI for the work running this. Edited, cause I'm stupid and just realised I put Linda Nolan in twice. Moved pope to #21 from sub, and put June Brown into sub. Hope that's ok. Edited (again!), Carol Channing far from lasting the predicted 12 months cannot manage a week and thus even make the starting line. June Brown from sub to 17, new sub Andrew McGahan.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    Don't fack with my image, you're a down to earth, no nonsense Scottish fisherman. Away we ye Norse and Gaelic (Mannannnan can't even spell it, nevermind visualise it) bullshyze. The pic wuz gud. But if ye start down the lunatic mystic path, I'm lost. ETA: Jayzuz. 99 posts between this and what I was replying to and it was only a few hours ago. Fack it, figure it out for yourselves.
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2019

    Chomping at the starters bit, Aha, a post from a guru, but no, it's another tease. Let me at it (with what will undoubtedly be the last placed team).
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    Derby Dead Pool 2019

    Uncanny, that is exactly how I picture you. Well, to paraphrase Jaws, in a slightly larger boat.
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    (Return Of) The Celebrity Split List

    She cited his lack of ambition. "He's just a glorified shopkeeper, I wanted somebody who was going places, like a lawyer or software developer". MacKenzies actual lawyer said "We will be fighting for a fair settlement, so the states of California, Montana, Texas and New England seem reasonable compensation for the support Mackenzie gave Jeff over 25 years". "Oh and of course the moon, the actual moon".
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    Deathlist correctlist 2019

    Whichever is the most work for you. Actually A: I think. I personally don't play that many pools and would like regular updates on those I do to pacify my raging OCD.
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    Conspiracy Theories

    They went surprisingly quiet after one of their number broke ranks and said there might not actually have been any drones in the first place. A demanding public needs to know.
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    University Presidents?

    You can add me to the list of toastie and deathers SC. Solidarity brothers and sisters we shall overcome this onslaught of uppity teachers being reported.
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    Watched Any Quality Porn Lately?

    She's not even the only one to go into politics. Ilona Staller aka Cicciolina.
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