En Passant

Bollocks. Cunto. You would not. I call you on that. Too many legal shots of Bucky or if you're flush, Sambucca.

My error. Now completely understood. *Bear in mind, I shall now take every instance of 'Cunto' as a compliment bestowed upon the relevant recipient....

Don't give me the confused smiley, you know full well what I mean Jocky, (probably get another one now :)).

Get a new keyboard (phone) your 'o' appears to be broken.

Nothing so damning in politics as 'has my complete confidence' which comes about a week before the boot. I can't see that a letter of no-confidence is any different in practice, just so much wind in this case. It's not unlike flammable and inflammable really. I don't know all of those names, but Rees-Bogg is a grade A entitled berk and Dorries is a lunatic....

Something always pops up to brighten a dull day

So, not dead then? Just his legs not working?

I'm dreaming of a whiteless christmas.

Don't tell me, don't tell me....... Ok, it's the one on the left isn't it?

You're Scots*, you don't need a reason. *Tempted to put Scotch just to piss you lot off.

5 - 100.

If I lived next door to that he'd find I'd added a much needed dose of authenticity with some craftily placed land mines.

Also reported elsewhere. Edit ah, nvm, made some gag about wind and unseen... but it's in that link really. Blown out then.

Her name is Amethyst. 'Nuff said really.

No, not just you. Never heard of him, but yes candidate(s) for looky likey thread.

URL signature expired. Gets me every time

Or they simply don't open comments to anything contentious. Especially some commentator spouting utter shyze.

Well no, it's still, as Private Eye might have it, a great deal too many hyped up 'wimmins issues' even where it isn't really it's more of a 'people issue' particularly since they appointed a Laydee as Editor in Chief. But since the online alternatives are utterly dire or behind a pay-wall, one reads what one can. And I'd imagine you know its 'Below The Line', not Big Mac add-ons...;)

There's a Fellatio Nelson minus the Lord part, who posts BTL on The Guardian, usually about spuds results...co-incidence? Possibly.

Hattie Hayridge, she's a stand-up. I once saw her for free in a 'try out new material' gig in a pub basement in Camden in the late 80's. Taught me why they need try-out sessions, some of it/them missed by a mile despite a lot of the crowd being utterly wankered.

That's one long lived Corgi.

Two bullets dodged then, what with earthquakes as well.

Clearly not learned the lesson given so ably by Rod Hull, who was 40 years younger as well.

ftfy. Not a fan of 'fixed that for you' in general, it's altering what somebody else has said and is bordering on disrespectful of their intent. But for this guy I'll make an exception, so my apologies Charon. Never liked the stupid honours system either. One more reason why.

Yes, walk down narrow streets in Brussels looking for it only to discover it's about 18 inches tall and 20 feet in the air..."So that's it?". Mind you the little mermaid is hardly the Grand Canyon either. Hard to believe they have managed to make a pissing statuette even more tacky, however they do appear to have succeeded in some style. You know what? That appears to my eyes to be even more tacky than the aforementioned statuette. Remarkable.