En Passant

Strungfellow.

Salad cream is exactly that 'a bullshit mayo' so I suspect salad spread is the same thing on the other side of the pond (Phantom might know having lived and not just visited both). Add a few bits of crap to same and call it sandwich spread instead of salad spread. All puke making in my view.

The weed shops would definitely make the pastie shops more popular. And since the poor old bookies won't be able to pay the rent now their spawn of satan FoBT's are reduced in rip-off-per-spin there might be even more spaces. Win Win.

Never knew that, knew the Peter Falk one...live and learn.

Never heard of any of them so be honest, you didn't go online because you just made them up and put Abe on the end because it looks like a made up name even if it isn't.

It has everything to do with gun politics. If there weren't 88 guns for every 100 people there'd be less around for anyone to steal. As the article linked (which is from the NY Times not an outside the country source) points out, the only difference between america and other western countries that don't have the numbers of these incidents is the number of guns.

Time to go left field from the oven chips and Berkshire new town picks - so Greaves.

Bastard.

I haven't drunk for half my life either. The part between 7am and 7pm.

This is perhaps your observation, I'd suggest it is subjective. How does one define 'biggest'? We get a lot of this biggest, most important, most popular, most well known etc...speculation on these boards. It has already been pointed out that some people didn't even know who this guy was, you can include me in that list too and I'm quite fond of electronica and mixes. Thus to say he is the biggest (etc etc superlative of your choice....) in the 24 entire years since Kurt Cobain is quite some statement... More <superlative> than Prince? Bowie? Michael Jackson? Lemmy? and probably a host of others I can't recall right now? NFM. Why does there have to be a competition for biggest and most important anyway? He was an important artist to some and utterly unknown to others. I submit that under those terms you can't even say 'biggest' objectively.

Strange. Firefox shows the second, but not the first which you have to do as toast says which opens it, but fullscreen. Vivaldi shows both in situ with no problem Edge is as firefox shows the second not the first (except theres no 'view image' with right click just some bollocks about asking cortana about it which buggers off into a sidebar window and finds nothing...) Don't have Chrome right now, currently a bit miffed with google due to data privacy yada yada.

Never

Avoid social media, it's in their interest, not yours. Then again, I have no friends, so no great loss.

You don't say?

6 people a day die on British roads. Pakistan provides those clothes everyone wears through child slavery. Global Warming Is going to put paid to all of us within 50 years thanks to the 1% who actually benefit from capitalism whilst fucking the planet and the rest of us. Forgive me if I don't actually give a shit. In other news EnPassant admits to being a cynic and some actor from EastEnders confesses to keeping Colombia afloat personally with their individual contribution to marching powder sales.

Radaronline. My first port of call.

Understandable. I got quite a whack from that.

Fair play. You dish it but your self deprecation is a class act. Genuinely.

Brush up on your Scots dialect. We have to put up with Americanisms

You? Late to something? Don't believe it.

Jowell: June 1st McCain: July 1st Bush Sr: August 1st. A quick scan and I think those are not already gone.

Bloke peering through the window may have been committing the worse offence but he was apparently not the only 'offender' in this case. “My first thought was ‘Oh my God, someone is staring at us!” said Joanne Lavey. “I thought it was my husband at first, and I was finally caught in the act. But it wasn’t, obviously. My second thought was, ‘How the hell is someone peeking at us? We’re on the third floor! By now my lover had also seen him, so the party was over, of course. He went limp immediately.'” Well you would, wouldn't you?

Checks Calendar....

True, describes me exactly, after being forced to sit through a reality show once by an ex.

No, that's his wife . If you mean to our right...and his left..that's apparently an actress by the name of Heather Lind and no, I don't know who she is either, but if you follow the link named 'source' in the above post it has some information about her. ETA: If that was in fact a joke, sorry it er