En Passant

And he was irritated when he was welcomed by St Peter.

There's been some serious knobheadery (agree with you on this one), some very questionable musical taste and also some voting that's had virtually nothing to do with the songs at all. Still, its a right laugh though.

27/4/23 39 Adamski – Killer 34 White Town – Your Woman 31 No Doubt — Don’t Speak 30 Madonna – Vogue 29 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 28 Tasmin Archer – Sleeping Satellite 25 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 23 Shakespear's Sister – Stay 21 Ace Of Base – All That She Wants 21 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 21 Coolio Ft. L.V. – Gangsta´s Paradise 21 Livin´ Joy – Dreamer +4 17 The Prodigy – Firestarter 15 The Verve — The Drugs Don’t Work 11 Take That – Back For Good -6 10 Spice Girls – Wannabe 08 The Beautiful South – A Little Time

26/04/23 30 The Shamen – Ebeneezer Goode 30 White Town – Your Woman 29 Adamski – Killer 27 Madonna – Vogue 26 Tasmin Archer – Sleeping Satellite 25 The Prodigy – Firestarter 24 No Doubt – Don´t Speak 22 Spice Girls – Wannabe 22 Coolio Ft. L.V. – Gangsta´s Paradise 22 The Fugees – Killing Me Softly 21 Ace Of Base – All That She Wants 21 B*Witched – C´est La Vie 21 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 20 Shakespear's Sister – Stay 18 The Verve – The Drugs Don´t Work 18 Livin´ Joy – Dreamer 18 Fatboy Slim – Praise You +4 16 Take That – Back For Good 15 The Beautiful South – A Little Time 9 Britney Spears — Baby One More Time -6

Well, that's Vogue doomed now anyway.

Naturally I've got the thing on disc, and backed up etc, etc. However...all 6 are here.

Oh I knew you knew, it's why I mentioned you. "It could be you old boy, the minister didn't take too kindly to that report of yours" And somewhat cryptically - the response "How sick?" cracked me up. But don't start me, because discussing this for hours is way off topic and will raise the hackles of somebody or other.

Nor me. So you're definitely not alone here @DevonDeathTrip In fact I only really know anything about come dancing at all, strictly or otherwise because Darius Jedbergh says "It's my favourite programme Craven, we don't have anything like this in the states". You two (and @msc) will know where that's from and anyone else can just figure it out. Yes, I'm that sad.

Shoe know who.

Time to move over and give somebody else a chance eh? Still.... Because. Meh.

Tue 25 Apr 27 Adamski – Killer +4 24 Tasmin Archer – Sleeping Satellite 23 The Shamen – Ebeneezer Goode 22 Coolio ft. L.V. – Gangsta´s Paradise 22 Fatboy Slim – Praise you 22 Shakespear's Sister – Stay 22 Madonna – Vogue 20 Ace of Base – All that she wants 20 B*Witched – C´est la vie 20 Cornershop – Brimful of Asha 20 Manic Street Preachers – If you tolerate this, your children will be next 20 No Doubt – Don´t speak 20 Spice Girls – Wannabe 20 The Fugees – Killing me softly 20 White Town – Your Woman 19 The Prodigy – Firestarter 19 The Verve – The drugs don´t work 18 Livin´ Joy – Dreamer 18 The Beautiful South – A little time 16 Take That – Back for good 16 Madonna – Frozen 14 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 14 Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody/These are the days of our lives 14 Whigfield – Saturday Night 14 Britney Spears - ... baby, one more time -6

69 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 55 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time 51 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 48 B*witched – C’est La Vie 44 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next 33 Madonna — Frozen +4 31 All Saints – Never Ever 24 Cornershop — Brimful of Asha 13 Armand van Helden ft Duane Harden – You Don't Know Me 00 Backstreet Boys – The Door is That Way -6 I can't get no But its a reasonable consolation.

A list that is argued about passionately, tirelessly and endlessly..... Absolutely nowhere.

60 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 52 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time 50 B*witched – C’est La Vie 48 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 41 All Saints - Never Ever 36 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next 36 Armand van Helden ft Duane Harden - You Don't Know Me 35 Cornershop — Brimful of Asha 22 ATB – 9 P.M. (Till I Come) +4 21 Madonna – Frozen 20 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way -6 07 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevins – It’s Like That

53 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 50 B*witched – C’est La Vie 50 Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground 49 Manic Street Preachers – IYTTTYCWBN 46 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time 40 Madonna – Frozen 39 All Saints – Never Ever 34 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 33 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – You Don´t Know Me 33 Cornershop - Brimful of Asha 26 ATB – 9 P.M. (Till I Come) +4 19 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevins – It’s Like That -6 18 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back

You should have because it's better than the bollocks you eventually upped and downed.

Surely that's whisky? Isn't whiskey Irish or some sort of yank? Which, incidentally, I'm not. Still, I admit it confuses me a bit because whilst I appreciate the skill involved, try as I might I just don't like the stuff. My loss.

Predictable Scotch. Yes scotch not scots, cause I know it winds you up. You're welcome to your independence. 1/2 the population of London is the same number as your whole country which is mostly buried under snow anyway. @msc @Windsor @Paul Bearer @Clorox Bleachman @ive run out of people off the top of my head I know are scots scotch here Madge will win something here through talent and your 500 miles boys are already out and walking another 500.

It's so infrequently we agree about any of this I'd like to take this brief moment to say you are an absolute credit to the borough and locale of (checks notes), Bracknell, Berkshire. Lovely place, and the better for your presence in it. Less amused about this, can't have everything though.

50 Madonna – Frozen 50 Manic Street Preachers — If you tolerate this you're not woke. 49 B*witched – C’est La Vie 46 Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground 45 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 41 All Saints – Never Ever 40 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 39 Britney Spears – Baby One Less Time -6 37 Cornershop — Brimful of Asha 35 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevins – It’s Like That 33 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – You Don´t Know Me 26 All Saints – Bootie Call 26 ATB – 9 P.M. (Till I Come)+4 18 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 09 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) 06 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy A pox on your house weejum. Glad to see madge up there after all the downvoting. ATB though, grr heathens.

46 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 45 All Saints – Never Ever 44 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 43 B*witched – C’est La Vie 42 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 41 Madonna — Frozen 41 Britney Spears — Baby One More Time -6 39 Cornershop — Brimful of Asha 38 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 36 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – You Don´t Know Me 35 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevin – It’s Like That 31 ATB – 9 P.M. (Till I Come) +4 29 All Saints – Bootie Call  25 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy 24 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 19 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) 10 Shanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate

50 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 47 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 46 All Saints – Never Ever 46 Madonna — Frozen 46 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 45 B*witched – C’est La Vie 43 Britney Spears — Baby One More Time -6 37 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 36 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – You Don´t Know Me 35 ATB – 9 P.M. (Till I Come) +4 34 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevin – It’s Like That 32 Cornershop — Brimful of Asha 29 All Saints – Bootie Call  25 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy 24 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 20 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee)  10 Shanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate 07 Aqua – Turn Back Time

Well you've got ripweescotsjim downvoting every madge track he can so that's -6 daily you're fighting with frozen.

46 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 45 Fatboy Slim — Praise You 45 ATB – 9 P.M. (Till I Come) +2 44 Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground 44 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time 40 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevin – It’s Like That 40 B*witched — C’est La Vie 39 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 39 Armand Van Helden ft. Duane Harden – You Don´t Know Me 39 All Saints – Never Ever 37 Madonna – Frozen +2 36 Cornershop — Brimful of Asha 30 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 29 All Saints – Bootie Call 29 Aqua — Turn Back Time  24 Shanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate 21 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy 19 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) 14 Offspring – Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) 6 Mr Oizo - Flat Beat -6

44 ATB – 9P.M. (Til l I Come) +4 42 Fatboy Slim – Praise You 41 Britney Spears – Baby One More Time -6 42 Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next 41 All Saints – Never Ever 41 Cornershop – Brimful of Asha 40 B*witched – C'est La Vie 37 Backstreet Boys – I Want It That Way 37 S Club 7 – Bring It All Back 35 Shanks & Bigfoot – Sweet Like Chocolate 34 All Saints – Bootie Call 31 Run DMC Vs. Jason Nevins – It´s Like That 31 Armand Van Hel den ft. Duane Harden – You Don´t Know Me 28 Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground 28 Spice Girls – Viva Forever 26 Billie – Because We Want To 26 Madonna — Frozen 22 Aqua – Turn Back Time 22 Steps – Heartbeat / Tragedy 21 Billie – Girlfriend 20 B* Witched – Rollercoaster 20 Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) 18 Usher – You Make Me Wanna 18 Wamdue Project – King Of My Castle 18 The Tamperer ft. Maya – Feel It 17 Mr. Oizo – Flat Beat 15 Offspring – Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) 13 All Saints – Under The Bridge / Lady Marmalade 11 Five – Keep on Movin 06 Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away