En Passant

That's bound to work .

Yes it does because the ban hammer is fun . The only time I've thought it was a pity was Deathers cause he was more fun than his ban.

F (in this specific instance anyway) TFY. Agreed, even as one of the most vociferous of those berating he's been tremendous value in responses.

Show all unread:- does the latest post look like it is either A: interesting, or B: is following up on something interesting? That might be some pool I'm in, or just something otherwise notable. After those are investigated, mark all read. Sometimes miss stuff but so it goes I'll catch it later. Don't do it by precise thread, even some where I have no interest at all in the actual subject can contain amusing discourse.

The hat. Rest of it's fine.

I misread that at first. Don't ask.

My sympathies LFN, I can only imagine, and would rather not...well about the first part. Kind of concur with Toasty on the second but imagine that is one of those things that is *vastly* changed by the precise circumstances :P.

The pic I think, but not that specific subtitling, though I do frequent other places with a morbid sense of humour so it may have been there. Nonetheless, amusing is amusing and that's good by me.

Would the 'remainder of the field' kindly get back in its box? I've never won a thing here in 8 years, don't dash my hopes. *Yes, in fairness I've not entered a lot in all that time. Be that as it may...

Well you learn something every single day. But, but, it's a boys hat not a girls one....oh nvm anything is better than these godawful OK and Hello birth notices.

People have lost their jobs, been vilified by every sector of the media, received death threats even, for less. Some of it years old and dredged up long after the original comment. He doesn't get a pass. Oh wait, he does. I have no particular personal view on it, I'm relatively old so I tend to think it's exactly that, just the way it was and now isn't anymore, fair enough. I just chuckle at his bon-mot's but also accept that it's out of date and probably has no place today. However, I do get incensed when it's one rule for us and another for them.

Really? Really? You couldn't just leave Mr Crumble to it?

That'll never work. Brits and other Euro's won't know them anyway so won't post them at all and every single American thinks any countryman they know is equally famous anywhere on the planet.

For a couple of million they can use any of my songs in a cheeseburger commercial. If you're in the business (@maryportfuncity?) drop me a line, I'll get writing.

Turns out it would have been better for all if you'd smacked him over the head with it, or better yet a sharp jab in the balls and taken the time in the tower.

Which is what galls me most about these fuckers, as stated they are trying to get the easy life without the hard work bit. And the unmittigated nerve to want sympathy to go with it? FRO. (edit, even air miles [and great uncle nonce] Andy occasionally did a bit of ribbon cutting.)

Not at all, I make that bang on the money. Speaking of money, that's also what they want, the income from being 'famous royal couple' minus that tedious responsibility part. Even more shockingly, both I and @Gooseberry Crumble liked your rant, which in a roundabout fashion means we agree about something, I think I need a sit down.

Bugger me, he's outdone any other banned member I can recall.... even deathers alts have gone quiet....Iain still spamming us from beyond the grave ban....

Yes. No.

......Oldsmar (fla) is a small city with a population of about 14,600 14,599.

Well possibly, but I didn't see that or don't remember it (see other things I don't remember for even a few hours in the jokes thread...:P) and in any event his link here is to that story not this one so it's still incorrect for the current posting. Ultimately I was hoping for a correction so I could read about the unfortunate golfer.

And in 19 minutes, he's changed sex, become a student and trapped his, sorry her, head between her car and an exit payment machine by simultaneously scrabbling for a dropped credit card and accidentally stomping on the accelerator. (I fear your link has been changed, still, 2 for the price of one eh?).

Gets out of hospital next week, looking exactly like the corpse he did when he went in. Confounds 30+ pages of tedious speculation here (particular emphasis on fucking repeaty tweety shit) and lives until well into next year. Then carks it overnight on 1st April 2022 without a single sign beforehand making us all look like the fools we so clearly are. Oh how we'll look back and laugh.

Witchell used to be a main presenter back in the day, 6pm anchor no less. Now moved to the relative backwater of reporting on what is basically one specific item of entertainment news. There'll be a reason for that.