En Passant

Well, it just dumped a load here this afternoon (Notts/Derby ish), you're welcome to as many bucketfuls as you can carry Stuff looks pretty enough the other side of the double glazing, but fuck going out in it....oh wait, can't go anywhere anyway, win win.

I didn't laugh out loud until......the sigh at 1:59. Then I did.

Which merely goes to show why they are a hairdresser and not a heart surgeon.

Now if I can figure out your first name, I can track you down, there can't be that many miss/mrs/ms Canute in villages around Oxford . (yes it's my day for that emote).

Even I know this one Toasty

Ya think?

Then you'd only invite more "You cannot be serious? This person is more famous than God" comments from other cunts. You can't win, you fucking know you can't.

And I will say, as I sometimes do, Baseball isn't played in the UK, 'the committee' are cricket fans if anything so naturally Edrich over any baseballer and 'a big miss' is in the eye of the beholder. Arguing against 'big miss' endlessly might be sisyphean in these parts, but I'm from a stout stock so fuck it I'll plod on. *Personally I'm quite fond of baseball, perhaps perversely, so I know who Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and so on are, even ffs down to your Barry Bonds' and Cal Ripkens. But they aren't and never likely will be, big on this side of the pond.

It doesn't matter that he doesn't know or plays to a base that doesn't know. That's the real problem.

8 fucking minutes later...

The fuss about which of McQueen and Newman received top billing was far more fun than the film. William Holden also tried it on, but got told in no uncertain terms....

They've all achieved it one way or another. Even Trump will achieve it, despite being the first where one wonders what he might try in order not to. Oh wait, right.

Ha, that's only because they are all adding historic dates to the guesses. In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue and so on. When/if the latest lockdown/vaccine rollout brings the numbers back down to the low hundreds there's only so many references to Hengist and Horsa or such anyone can dredge up I'd imagine. Even wiki can't seem to list a single English Monarch prior to the 5th century Anything below 500 is probably struggling for an accurate date, 1500+ year old papyrus being hard to come by and all that.

Hoping for some hot bowls protesters all Smith & Wesson'd up? I Like your style my man.

Ha, bet I'm still last. It's clear that my decision to actually do some deadpools is some considerable way short of competing in them. See this one even has suggestions, a form guide no less, but, sadly for me that's just a ruse. It's not those people that win. Also, just picking whoever is on the main DL and/or most commented isn't going to cut it either. More work required.

I won't now I know you've put your considerable influence to good use.

Again with her? Socks all over the world then obviously. Thin is IN.

Now THAT, would be a big miss.

If I were that bothered I'd use a VPN. I'm not. :S

He didn't miss Lana Clarkson did he? But the committee missed him. Worst miss of 2021. Terrible shooting.

Oh yes he is.

Gawd I love you Goosberry, your ability to take a joke is an inspiration to so many around here. Let's not get carried away though, this thread is still utter shite.