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Ti-i-i-me, is on my side, yes it is.

Exactement pareil.

Oh, vraiment, je me demande qui cela pourrait être?

Which would be one of the many many reasons you are a BT engineer not a professional magician* *fairly certain you once posted that you were stuck waiting in your van somewhere.

I've just left The Queen off my Inverse entry only 5 minutes ago. Sure I did it because it was a low probability high impact event, but now this? * *I'm in no way a fatalistic person, I leave that to those better qualified such as @Gooseberry Crumble, but well one never knows.

Donald Trump Paul Gascoigne Billy Connolly Murray Walker David Attenborough June Brown Angela Lansbury George Alagiah Rolf Harris Bill Turnbull Dick Van Dyke Olivia Newton-John Yoo Sang-chul Rob Burrow Prunella Scales Bobby Charlton June Brown Greg Gilbert Willie Nelson Doddie Weir Jerry Lee Lewis Desmond Tutu Gerd Muller Shannen Doherty Betty White Sub: Yoko Ono

Substitute "Windsor" for somebody trying to win then. And not me either, I just muck about at it Point is, there are certainly hundreds and probably thousands or even tens of thousands of people of this type of fame in the UK (eta: by this I mean fame in the UK not necessarily in the UK) who would qualify for a thread. Accept them all, reject them all, IDC really. Mind you, the squabbles are amusing and after a year staring at 4 fucking walls almost anything is entertainment.

The thing is, would you put him on any team for this year? (or next, or the one after?) If there were a thread (auto-generated to take the politics of who starts them out of it) for every single 73 year old person who was A: as notable as Romney and B: a cancer survivor with no particular ongoing ailment how many threads would be created? Thousands (of 'em, coming over the hill). Trump is #1 or #2 pick in most peoples inverse death teams..... I've got no particular axe to grind about the number of individual threads, but there has to be some consistency.

Sew, who saw how to make a patchwork quilt on C4 last night?

Oh, that wasn't aimed at just you, there was another Kenny (without any kind of surname) kicking around here lately, he got a bit uppity. In fairness, you've not been on my 'that's a bit out of order' radar at all lately, something somewhere referencing Trump, The Guardian and Breitbart iirc but that was a perfectly good-natured disagreement.

If this has any basis in fact and one is either A: Somewhat to the right of Attila the Hun or B: Not that fussed politically (or even ethically) about how the money is made, and has a few million in seed capital then this would seem an ideal business opportunity for a start up. Best not name it Twatter though, too obvious, maybe FoxDrivel.

Nor possibly in 40 or 60 or 80, should we start putting threads up for 20 year olds in case they pop their clogs at 85? Mind you random 20 year olds didn't stop this Cork based Frenchman with an obsession for one particular internet goth come emo by the name of Eugenia Cooney from starting a thread for her. And despite his pleas to the contrary when opening it (he knew it was risky) that also got stomped.

Didn't do Legoland but did visit the Roskilde ship museum which was enjoyable and left me wondering at the tenacity of Danes attacking Scotland in something so flimsy. Nothing there is worth that IMO. And ate in the restaurant in the railway station as it was thoroughly recommended, as well it should be because it was brilliant food and (for a Nordic country) cheap. This came as quite a shock to someone from the UK who'd only eat at a railway station if it was the only place left standing after that aforementioned nuclear strike. Oh, and the little mermaid? Well, it's not the Grand Canyon is it? Bit of a letdown really. (don't know what I was expecting mind, The Great Pyramid of Giza? The clue's in the name ffs)

Denmark is safe anyway. Trump's never heard of the country and thinks 'the little mermaid' is a Disney film not an aiming point for ground zero.

Are you trying to get a troll crown or something? This piece of blatant racism, which I can only assume is done on purpose for reaction. Elsewhere you criticize local covid19 behaviour whilst not only admitting but even boasting that you are the only person posting here who has flown across the Atlantic twice during the epidemic (and unless for undisclosed business reasons, only for social ones). Elsewhere again you post 'classy' as if Joey's gag was in any way out of the ordinary for this site. The inconsistency is masterful. Oh, and you're still posting in third person like an absolute arse.

Not Loud enough then clearly. Somebody had to.

National Racehorse Association?

And horses.

You're still sore cause you didn't get the mail (nor did I come to that) . I've said it multiple times, I'd like deathers back. And if what TQR suggests is possible on this software, sure, I'm voting for that too. All I'm saying above is that I've been a mod elsewhere (no, I didn't have a scooter with 50 mirrors on it), and it's all too easy to have a go at them for doing what can occasionally be a difficult and frustrating (oh, and thankless) job. Approached as the three of us have? Not so bad, but not all are as enlightened nor as overwhelmingly intelligent, suave, sophisticated and downright wonderful as this present exalted company.

Oh cmon admins, we were just getting started, I'll have to find an Old Crem or Iain post to take the piss out of now. It's getting desperately hard to find any joy here lately. *Yes yes, I know, I know. I do know why, and in mods shoes I'd have to do the same. Thankfully here, I'm not.

Leaving 96% of folk who just think it's late and deathers should probably pack it in and go to to bed. I still think nobody should leave the room they are currently in for 14 days. Bye virus.

I was perfectly calm. Larry King dead gag? Can't blame you. Sort of opportunity that has to be taken. Wry chuckle to myself that this'll wind a few posters up. Still perfectly calm. But then..... AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH! You sir, are a twat.

Exactly, I think Mary mistook my rampant unwarranted optimism for any actual effort. Should all the favourites fall in order I might be thereabouts, but any of this uniquey stuff and I'm sunk.