En Passant

I'm gonna track you down, I know it's Oxfordshire'ish. You know that scene from The Sopranos with his boat "The Stugo'ts" or whatever it's called? On the lake outside the summer house he changed his mind about buying from the lawyer? Yeah, like that. *this is a joke, I'm not a fucking stalker ok?

I absolutely adore non-verbal* comedy of this kind, you can almost feel the disapproval and conversely the disappointment at not being allowed to go off piste. To get that from a couple of socks is sheer quality. *Yes yes, pedants utd. No actual words then.

Yeah. What a clown, a self-inflicted gun-shot.

Arseholes. Done. So bored I was doing sporcle music quizzes, and the first set of 50 has? Yeah. Shit. How stupid am I?

Saw this, but decided against. I don't have the imagination to make him appear more of a cunt than he manages without anyone else's help.

My shortlist is unannoyed as I haven't got around to one yet, but am trying to find the time to enter for the first time ever, so there will be 'a' list in a bit. I am *annoyed however that you have followed Sir Cunto's lead in referring to yourself in the third person, please desist immediately. *No I'm not, I'm just posting this for a giggle.

Was always far more worthy of consideration as a love object than that insipid Joanna Van Gysegham.

I speculate that gross over-generalizations often come from the same folk that read tabloids. Go figure.

As do you, at least temporarily, my re-incarnation obsessed friend.

That's faulty and should be sent back for a refund surely? It's supposed to recharge it, my phone one does.

So.... Already done: - The Washington Football Team In progress:- Cleveland Indians Still to be done and owners apparently don't give a fuck since it isn't hurting the bottom line:- Atlanta Braves - even the chop hasn't got the chop. Kansas City Chiefs Haven't even given it any thought:- Dallas Cowboys

We could send our own lachrymal delegate if there's a worry they might come up short.

I've filled the garden shed with 1500 kilo's of Camembert.

QED https://www.supremecourt.gov/orders/courtorders/121120zr_p860.pdf

Stand by............

I don't envy the admins. I hated it when I was one elsewhere. Trouble is I don't think one 'final' time will work. Deathers is fun to read partly because of the ranting outbursts, they're a part of him, I don't think he can avoid it, whether substance assisted or not. The only thing I can see remotely working is the resumption or variation of that holiday type ban that works like a driving licence totting up system, get x first offence and x +1 second offence, until clean for period y when it resets. But this won't stop an occasional porn flurry or something. Though personally I'm with @Toast on that one, disappointed to be missed. If you don't like an image, delete it. Unless the stuff were actually illegal. But not all are so broadminded if that's the right term (I don't like it because it makes you look narrowminded if you disagree and are offended by spammed porn, and that's not what I intend) even in this place.

Neat formatting, what's up with Vanessa though? Should be about 3rd - 4th...

I'd have you back in a heartbeat mate. I've said as much and you'll have read it. Not up to me though. ETA: Though there's fuck all chance of you laying off the swearing and occasional ranting tbh. promise all you like, you know you'll have one of those moments sooner or later.

And not not deathers either, probably, allegedly.

What about cars?

Yawn. It's a direct quote, it doesn't matter where it was published. Source? Reuters.

The Guardian? Far left? bwhahahahaha. It gets used because most of the other respectable 'broadsheets' are behind paywalls. In any event all they are doing is quoting a Yale educated law professor it's not an opinion piece. I knew it was a waste of time arguing with you, but sometimes a marker has to be put in the sand simply to point out that your view isn't unchallenged.

Sort of prefer this one. England were all out for n-n-n-n-nineteen and the West Indies have scored n-n-n-n-three hundred and forty six.

He doesn't have ANY case, just a shipping container full of dummies labelled 'pram ammo'. Source

Not in the slightest, beats being bored rigid by Iain or The Old Crem. or sometimes yw Go well spazoid