Scraggy Taters

I saw that article too. MBK From personal experience, people with Autism couldn't give a shit.

De Rossi ?? Didn't he play guitar in the French based rock tribute act 'State-Arse Quo' ?

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.shoot your argument in the foot there. And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...) Are you my ex-husband? Um.. it depends on whether you have a vaginal prolapse like two rashers of smoked bacon and a hairy wart on the cleft of your perineum ?? (If your name isn't Amanda, then it's very unlikely L.B.)

I remember a chat with NAP in which we discussed the rules. I suggested the Morris dancing bonus. Has it ever been awarded? John Inman had dressed up a Morris dancer in Are You Bing Served I didn't know Mr Crosby appeared in that.. was he staying at the 'Holiday Inn' next door to the Grace Brothers department store ?

You missed out 'utter fucking geniuses'................... I was going to type that actual phrase but my right wrist got cramp in it... and I wanted a poo, so lost my train of thought at that juncture. Soz.

*rolls tumbleweed across the forum*

Yes, they were all pensioners in the Wipeout audience who also fell asleep during the recordings.

Let's wait for official confirmation or at least a couple more months, if nobody else, daddy Kirk will release a statement for his golden boy....personally, I don't believe in these rumors just like those of Janet... It's a race to the reaper.. who will meet him first.. Michael or Kirk ?

Ah indeed, it'll be the 20th anniversary since her album was unleashed upon the more discerning, listening public.. and a damn fine album it was too ! The lyrics to 'You Oughta Know' still ring through my ears when I left my ex-wife.. after I caught her muff-ruffling with another woman, as ya do. (I only left her 'cos she wouldn't share) Keep up the posting quality, you are certainly in the gang now. We wont be mugging you for your dinner money. Thanks Lord F.N. although Mrs Taters (mk II) does me a (somewhat generous & yes, sarnies prepared by someone else always tastes better) packed lunch most days (when I can't be arsed to make up a Spam,grated Red Leicester,sweet onion pickle & finely chopped lettuce '4 slicer'),I'm like the Queen in that I don't carry money on me whilst on my delivery rounds at work.. which don't half pi$$ the Nottingham muggers off. Any tips given by appreciative customers soon get spent at the nearest chippy or Maccie D's.. just to be on the safe side.

Ah indeed, it'll be the 20th anniversary since her album was unleashed upon the more discerning, listening public.. and a damn fine album it was too ! The lyrics to 'You Oughta Know' still ring through my ears when I left my ex-wife.. after I caught her muff-ruffling with another woman, as ya do. (I only left her 'cos she wouldn't share) Obviously you don't mind sharing ST. 'Generosity' 'tis my middle name, DS

I voted for Liz Smith, only because nobody else has voted for her & she's British and erm.. she's very old.

maybe he had a warm & meaty fully-filled '7 inch sub' up his arse in the showers ? "You want sauce with that sir ?"

I'm sure someone at the wakes buffet will pipe up.."Get the rolls out Parker !"

The crematorium waiting times have gone beyond a joke now. I totally agree ! We got fed up of waiting & gave her a good send off in me Dads back garden on Bonfire night in 2010. My brother drew the short straw & scooped up her ashes into her favourite ceramic teapot.. which proudly stands on my mantelpiece to this very day. It is a rather large teapot & my Dad my brother & me have decided that when we all go & get cremated, that our ashes will be added into the aforementioned brewing vessel ! The ultimate 'Taters-generations Teapot'

I thought the elephants caption was ' Wot ? no trunks ? '

My work wouldn't give me the 30th of March off, as it is considered part of 'Easter week'. (?!) I thought 'fuck that' and have booked it off as 'compassionate leave' due to attendance at my late Nans funeral. Even though she passed in 2009.

it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.shoot your argument in the foot there. And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

I still reckon Peter Sallis will die as a result of his injuries by being struck by a runaway bath with three old men in it.

Ah yes, good old Fred Harris. He did look like Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys, with an afro. "They say he changes with the teds fall down..."

I can guarantee that Madgina would love that, the kinky old slapper. I bet she's had more sexual partners than Biebers had spots on his arse.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden ? A seizure salad.

Nor me. Although to be fair, I don't actually have a twitter account.

I must apologise. I was somewhat distracted by the 'How often you should wash your hair' feature on the same page.

I was in the cubs !! Although I've been banned from the tiger enclosure at Bristol Zoo since 2007.

How are you bearering up ? Were you close ?