Scraggy Taters

Paul Daniels & Denise Robertson are the two most recently announced 'Reapers Waiting Room Attendees'. Clock's ticking for those two. 50p & one of them Wizbit videos on Betamax from 1987 says Daniels goes first.

I presume by the regular use of the syllable 'uh'.. that you're American. Huh uh yuh ?

That flat out sucks. RIP He played trumpet, so it should be "this blows" Ah, but one needs to suck before a good blow. Ask any non-lesbian female or sexually promiscuous cock-loving gay chappie.

As much as it pains me to say this in response to one of your posts, that is fucking awesome. It's like Daft Punk, but on state benefits.

???? Tell us more, oh master-of-celebrity-sex-weirdness? Debbie Does Doggies? You'll like this, Winalot! Debbie Does Dog food??????? Not quite, however, there is a grainy old 7mm film purporting to show a young Linda Lovelace at it with Lassies cousin, another alsation, And there's those rumors about Catherine the Great..........Dane EFA EFA ? As in Enormously Flaccid Anus ?

My brother bought me Erasures '40 Pop Hits' CD for my birthday. One of my 'guilty pleasures', them and Depeche Mode. I must be a subconscious Vince Clarke fan methinx. Guilty pleasure, really? I wouldn't put either in that category. Erasure, yes.. with me being a heterosexual chap.. as most of Erasures fans consist of camp-chappies & sweet ladies who believe they can 'turn' Andy Bell. But having grown up during the 1980s, I did prefer the UK synth-pop tunes by the likes of Erasure, Depeche Mode, Human League, Howard Jones, O.M.D & most pop-orientated stuff that goes against the stereotype that most men who are now in their late 40s were fans of Dire Straits/Springsteen/Queen around 30 years ago. Though I've always had a soft spot for Madonna & Kylies pre-2006 material. Must be me feminine side. Now, where's me cowboy boots, braces & fake bushy moustache ?? Erasure my guilty pleasure, yes.. but a damn good one !! (I even bought a Jaki Graham 7" single in 1986 !)

Great show. Enjoyed it more with Bob Monkhouse presenting though. He always seemed an odd choice... Bob Monkhouse could make any pile of shit tv show into a great watch. He had the knack Indeed he did.. and he's dead, as will Paul Daniels be.. around April Fools day by my reckoning.

I see there's no mention of a child in the announcement. According to his wiki page (I know it's not the best place for refernce) he had a biological daughter, Desiree. It also says "Apparently, there is some debate whether or not he had fathered a child by his fiancée Nikki" with a link to a 2010 report that says "Tonight a DNA test will reveal if he is the biological dad to one of his fiancée's two children. I haven't investigated further though. Wouldn't that have been why he appeared on Springer? That was half the reason. Edit: tough crowd today. Goddamn.... You beat me to it.. I was going to make a comment about his coffin being basically a bedside cabinet with the three drawers removed. Oh well., I suppose the mourners at his wake will all get legless.

My brother bought me Erasures '40 Pop Hits' CD for my birthday. One of my 'guilty pleasures', them and Depeche Mode. I must be a subconscious Vince Clarke fan methinx.

FTFY She just needs to put a bit of vinegar on it, pet. Eugh, bet it stinks of vinegar.. at her age.

I always used her name for Cockney rhyming slang when I was announcing that I was off for a piss. 'Just goin' for a Harper Lee' Looks like I'll be using Leslie 'trout-pout' Ashs' name instead now....

Got to agree here - the poll question is worded in such a way that it implies it would be shocking. It would be better worded "which of these is going to be the next big music death"? Also misses quite a few significant characters - Keith Richards, Roger Daltrey, Pete Townsend, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Ray Davies, Brian Wilson, Eric Burdon, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, David Crosby, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, John Cale, Steve Winwood, Roger Chapman, Robert Wyatt, Donovan, Ringo Starr, Billy Joel ... But I suppose none of them would be particularly shocking! Except maybe Steve Winwood on a good day. Also Stevie Wonder.I have always thought he is too fat to reach a great age! Perhaps, but he won't see it coming.

Blimey, I didn't realise he was gay !

Dunno, being investigated on suspected paedo charges has gotta be pretty stressful and would take its toll on a man in his seventies True.. but God loves him (apparently), so methinx Cliff'ard will be around well into the next decade. Just.

Likely Lads actor James Bolam (Terry) can't be far off. Saw him last week on that CBeebies programme 'Grandpa in my pocket' from 2013 & he looked old & knackered then.

How did a turkey manage to swallow a block of flats ?

I bet this will finish him and his wife off sooner or later.I mean they are both ill and a lot of stress plus the realisation they will both die apart will surely take a toll.I do wonder if Alwen suffers from Alzheimer`s.My friend was speculating on this earlier saying that she was acting really strange at his last trial by smiling to the cameras and appearing jolly.Certainly seems a plausible theory. I think it will finish Arwen off, although she's probably not aware of what's going on. She's still waiting for Rolf to tie that young, sacred kangaroo down... What happens next ? Answers on a postcard to, Joey Deacon competition C/O Blue Peter BBC Television Centre, LONDON, W12 8QT.

How the Falk would I know? Hmm, s'pose that's one way to Falk me off.

Ah yes the Aerosmith 'Joker'. I still remember a 'joke' he was quoted saying from about 20 years ago.. "What's the difference between 'pink' and 'purple' ? The grip." Must've been a Roy 'Chubby' Brown fan....

Yeah, SIR CREEP is the 'disturbed' one. well creep is in your name. Kid, are ya on your lappy, under your duvet with a torch in your mouth?? It'll be an ipad. An i-pad in his mouth ?? I struggle to wedge the wifes i-phone up me arse !!

Bugger it.. I'll suggest Aretha Franklin.. even though she's not on that list. *sucks teef*

I cannot sit and watch a football match but I do spend quite a time pouring over the tables looking at the statistics. It also means I can hold a football conversation appearing knowledgeable (blagging) Same here. Although I have never been to a football match,I know more about the stats & league tables. Self confessed 'sad-twat in an anorak armed with flask of weak-lemon drink & talks like Mr Bean'. Hurr-hurr-hurr.

Worst job I had was 'roadie' for a mobile disco company in the early 1990s. There was a small (five/six) gang of us older teenage/early 20 something lads & lasses who did all the dance routines and wore this naff uniform, (a bit like redcoats but patronisingly shite & budget-style) Setting up a mobile disco for this creepy 40 something single bloke called 'Bob' who we discovered had set up video cameras upstairs in his house so he could watch his female teenage 'dancers' get changed and all that pervy shit. (I assumed it was just the females... though 'Bob' was a one of them creepy, leery D.J.s who was probably a closet 'bi-guy'. He got his comeuppance when one of the 16 year old girls found one of his cameras by the TV, nicked the cam, told her Dad and he belted the shit out of 'Bob'. Yes, paedos existed 25 years ago !

Bruce Forsythe is on the list you clown. It's 'Forsyth'. The only saga related to Brucie is the type of holiday he goes on every June with his darkie-wife.