Scraggy Taters

Which one's which ??

Count ones pubes with an abacus. Mind not to touch the balls though !

Of thorns? Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus. His dad was even worse Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold. Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads. Who would have his job!!!!!! He only worked for seven days, lazy bastard. Meh.. John Lennon was bigger than Jesus AND he worked eight days a week. (Though Lennon was 5ft 10", but Jesus was 5ft 11", minus open-toed sandals). No wonder religion fucks folks brains up.

It won't be a corpse, some chap in the morgue will just pull out the plastic plug in her ankle & she'll deflate into a neat plastic package & given to her daughter as her Xmas present. Hang on, it sounds like he's pulled the plug out already.... Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

On the list : Prince. Someone will tread on him or pull his head out of his bony arse, hence deflating his ego.. Off the list : Surprised no-ones shot Justin Bieber yet. Easy enough target.

It would've been a bittersweet irony if he'd died in September instead.

U.S. voice actor Joe Alaskey (who succeeded doing the cartoon voices of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck after Mel Blancs death in 1989) has quacked it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35491123 Th-th-th-that's all folks !!

Is Prunella Scales a member of this 'ere forum ??

Bring out the parrot!!! Ah if you mean the Norwegian Blue, then I'm afraid it's dead.

Is that Charlie Sheen interviewing Charlie Sheen? Either that or it's actor Tony Gardner who plays the Dad in the late 1990s CITV kids show 'My Parents Are Aliens'.

Article is from 2013... that was in 2013. Shit! Serves me right for not checking the facts first. There ya go folks, even The Admin make the occasional Joe Cock-up

From that article: I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. I managed to get a waferless kitkat a number of years ago. I thought it was cool and enjoyed every bit of it. A couple of years ago, I got a strange misformed custard cream biscuit that was a "triple decker" meaning I got double filling between three biscuits for once. Really nice. Maybe a market for such a fundamental design change. Not sure about a 'triple decker', though my Dad (allegedly) once tried something along those lines with a couple of lady-friends back in the late 1960s. Now, Carol Decker that T'Pau singer on the other hand... phwoooooooooooar !!! Wouldn't mind her vagina in my hand.

Back to Wo-gone.. he did coin the phrase 'Coffin Dodgers' regarding old folk. Looks like there'll be one coffin he definitely won't be dodging now. (Well, unless he does a 'Bowie' and swiftly gets cremated in the next few days instead)

my moneys on Steve Wright dropping dead from a massive heart attack. have u seen the size of him lately? Yes, he does resemble 'Fat Bastard' from the Austin powers films.

Regarding Colin (Black) Vearncombes funeral.. it'd be ironic if everyone dressed in every colour EXCEPT 'black'.

Now, the English Don McLean (who appeared in the BBC kids TV show Crackerjack in the 1970s) is merely months older than 'American Pie' Don McLean and is still hanging on in there, despite being 71. https://youtu.be/Gkx41xAyZE0

Liz Smith is very well known in the UK as a comedy actress who habitually played dotty old ladies. By her own admission, she has always looked like a little old lady! She has appeared in many popular sitcoms and would be instantly recognisable to most Brits, even if they didn't remember her name. She retired several years ago and is said to be in poor health. Lester Piggott is far from boring. He was for many years the champion flat race jockey with record numbers of Classic wins, and was known even to people who did not follow horse racing. He is famously tight-fisted, and shockingly was jailed for tax evasion some years ago. He is not much in the limelight these days, but holds legendary status in the UK and Ireland. That said, I have not heard anything that suggests he is likely to keel over any time soon. Almost like a female Clive Dunn then. Indeed, she's 'Grandma' to his 'Grandad'.

Quantum Leap was cool.. about 20 years ago. I too can't see Stockwell hanging around for much longer until he becomes a hologram for real.

The Gibb clan appear to be of low grade stock with few surviving to their 60's unless of course it is a result of a curse inflicted on them for their involvement in Saturday Night Fever in the 1970's . . Tragedy. When the feeling's gone and you can't go on. Hmm despite this, Barry Gibb seems to be stayin' alive though.

Ah, but not for the cremation dear fellow ! Fire up the incinerator, we have a dead Eagle to fry.. or 'frey' even !!

Dan Haggerty.. wasn't he the lanky bug-eyed chap from '70s doo-wop pop group 'Darts' ?

Anything by 2 Unlimited, Scooter, The Vengaboys & all of the ten songs played on Capital FM.

The selfish git's already been cremated in New York.. must say that was bloody quick ! 'Ashes to ashes' it is. Not even Bowies family were given the chance to attend. Charming.

Here's a list of 69 year old famous people who (if they do have 'undisclosed to the public' cancer) could possibly continue this unfortunate pattern anytime soon... Steven Spielberg (bearded film director chap) Benny Anderson (bearded dude from ABBA) Marianne Faithful (late 1960s socialite who did bugger all apart from get photographed with famous musicians and 'shared' the occasional Mars bar with Mick Jagger.) Dick Wolf ( U.S. 'Law & Order' creator/producer) Peter Green (former lead singer with Fleetwood Mac) Daryl Hall (Lead singer of Hall & Oates) Richard Carpenter ( the bloke out of The Carpenters, '70s twee pop duo) Barry Gibb (last surviving Bee Gee) Bill Clinton (former U.S. president who did not have sexual relations with that woman, allegedly) George W. Bush (the U.S. president after the above) Donald Trump (wealthy foreign bloke with dodgy hair) Sylvester Stallone (Rocky Balboa) Cher (She believes in life after love) Donovan (1960s hippy folk singer. Not Jasons dad apparently) Joanna Lumley (Actress famous for being Purdey in the New Avengers, Patti from 'Ab Fab' and her love of all things 'Sherpa'. Liza Minelli ( Judy Garlands daughter & 'Cabaret' actress. 'dar-ling!') Timothy Dalton (Played James Bond from 1987 to 1989 & generally a grumpy thespian) There's loads more, but I can't be bothered to list them all.

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