Youth in Asia

Did he die wanking too? quite possibly it was in business class, which is full of them ..

Did he die wanking too? I thought both Hutchence and Milligan died from asphxiation while carrying out a five knuckle shuffle test. one man's wank is another man's five knuckle shuffle test

Michael Hutchence, Stephen Milligan and others who died w@nking And personally speaking, the bloke in the seat in front of me on a BA flight 1 year ago. I don't know if he was famous or not, but that's the one I'll remember the most probably.

Dont know who he is but i noticed him appearing on a lot of DDP lists. But that name is so pretentious.

Yes, this Harvester chap seems to be protesting just a little bit too much. Mmm .. Regarding the Langham case, it seems that apart from a mentally unstable girl who he was trying to help (and has now invented some allegations 11 years on), and apart from the fact he accessed some porn websites which while distasteful (simulated rape) are hardly related to paedophilia, there doesn't seem much to link him to any of the sensationalist Daily Mail headlines that have ruined his career. Indeed they've already started clearing him of some charges. Will the Mail apologise? Of course not.

Oh all right, I'll watch them for nothing then, out of duty. No, don't you may kill yourself. Actually... Sad to say, Ingy was in full control of mind and body and I'd say there was more chance of Banshees and Windsor getting hitched to each other than the gloomy Swede leaving us in '07, even though the documentary was made a couple of years ago. So where's my wedding invitation?

i would like to use my 100th post to write something witty and erudite i hop this cnt dyes of cancr of teh bollccks thank you

Well there were certainly people there by 1150. In fact they migrated there gradually via asia and indonesia. I'm not sure exactly when though - I think it's around 40,000 years ago. I'm sure Stephen Hawking would know (this is his thread after all).

Well he's certainly a pawn in the game played by the Daily Mail.

War crimes tribunal?

I fear he could end up as a Knight in White Satin

Paul Hunter died?

In mid air?

Wolves, wasn't it? I mean his club, not the cause of death

Lord Lucan and Madeleine McCann spring to mind. Perhaps in close proximity.

His tone of voice did sound rather gay. But I'm predicting they'll let him mince back through no mans land.

Ratzinger to go within 3 years. And Robert Runcie.

Would he pass the famousness test? ... for 2008?

I had to laugh at this: "His hug with Eddie at WrestleMania XX was one of wrestling's most memorable moments." And they call this a sport? Sounds more like synchronised swimming.

If this is another "storyline" in this so-called sport then I hope the scriptwriter is the next to go

If they don't break the circle then society should break the circle for them. With a rope. A bullet. A piece of spikey wire, infact anything that removes them from breathing. Many people who were abused as children grow up not to be abusers of children. There is no excuse for abusing children and the culprits should be executed if they can't be rehabilitated. We all have our demons. We're all the product of our life experiences but what separates us from the monkeys is our ability to protect others from our personal demons. Those that can't should be removed from the gene pool. Period. Stop making excuses for sex offenders. the Daily Mail has a lot to answer for ...

If Hawking's so f*****g clever why does he go on about humans living on other planets, which is pretty much un-possible. Apparently it would take a space ship 6 months to travel the 35 million miles to Mars. The next closest star besides the Sun is something called Proxima Centauri, which is 4.2 light years away, or 262,500 times further than the Sun. If the Sun is 93 million miles away, then, so long as you left at night, it would take 18 months to get there. To get to the next closer star would take 3,150,000 years. Dumbass. When warp speed is finally invented these travel times will be much less. That's like someone in 1150 saying "noone could ever go to australia it would take me 100 years to walk there"!

A selection of his jokes from around the net: ** Quasimodo returned home after a hard days bell-ringing at Notre Dame. On arriving indoors he noticed the wok was on the kitchen table."Oh good, are we having Chinese for dinner?" Quasi asked his wife. "No",she replied, "I'm going to iron you a shirt". ** When's the best time to sell an irishman a plot of land? When the tide's out. ** A blind man goes into Lewis’s. An assistant spots him standing in the middle of the ground floor swinging his guide dog around by its lead above his head. The assistant says ‘Can I help you sir?’ The man replies: ‘No thanks. Just looking round.’ ** Don't laugh at the Holocaust. My dad dies in Auscwhitz. Yeah, he fell of the watchtower and broke his f....g neck. ** A Chinese and an English men speaking in a Chinese Takeaway. English men "where's your bin?" "I've been to Hong Kong" "No, no - where is your wheelie bin?" "I've weally bin to Hong Kong" ** English, Scots & Irish mountaineering teams were attempting to climb Mt Everest. The English team made it to 15,000 feet then called Base Camp on the radio to say bad weather had forced them to quit. Next the Scots team made it to 25,000 feet but they too had to radio down and admit defeat due to frostbite. Finally the Irish team called down to Base Camp when they were just 100 feet off the summit: 'Hello down there, we're calling off the climb' 'Oh, sorry to hear that. What's the problem? Weather? Frostbite? Oxygen?' 'No, nothing like that, we've run out of scaffolding...' ** What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a pilchard?" he would ask: "One's oily and greasy with f*****g bulging eyes, and the other's a fish. ** A woman asks her husband for £3000 for a boob job. £3000 ? you must be ******ing joking he said, get a folded up piece of toilet paper & keep rubbing it up & down your cleavage. Will that make my boobs bigger she asks. Why not says he - it works well enough on your arse ** Manning on 'Comic Relief'. Lenny Henry and his wife showing Ethiopeans how to eat six meals a day. ** Quasimodo goes into a pub. "Scotch whiskey, please." Barman says: "Bells alright?". Quasimodo says "Mind your own f***ing business." ** An Englishman, a Cuban, a Japanese man and a Pakistani were all on a train. The Cuban threw a fine Havana cigar out of the window, explaining: “They are ten a penny in my country.” The Japanese man threw out a Nikon camera out of the carriage, adding: “These are ten a penny in my country.” The Englishman then picked up the Pakistani and threw him out of the train window. He's no more racist than Gervais, Ross etc, but didn't try to dress it up with postmodern irony. And there's nothing wrong with laughing at other races anyway - there's no country that doesn't do it.

Well I for one think it's the passing of a true giant