Dr. Zorders

dude I was also there and they were quite serious. Also it may interest you to know that you were one of the users they talked about banning Didn't there used to be a rule that what was said in chat, stayed in chat? I thought that only applied to PMs or private chats. Literally nybody can walk into chat and see whats just been said about them. To be honest, it would bother me not one jot if I were to be banned. This is not a real place and, here, Im not a real person or summat. When we used to do chat years back ( even using MSNchat) nobody whinged like a girl about banning people because they were rude/nasty or otherwise. It pretty much sums up the state of the forum nowdays,there are too many people bringing their proverbial handbags up to their chins in mock horror. If you dont like certain posters dont interact with them,if posters are crossing 'the line' the Mods will deal with it, not the pseudo ones. Ive never asked for anybody to be banned,even when they went way over the line and bought my personal grief to this place. Basically, grow the fuck up or piss off, the place will survive without you or me or anybody else. Seriously, its all gone a bit pathetic. That is what the whole world is going like old man. All people do nowadays is look to play the victim, and they seem to get an extra sick kick out of it if they were the ones causing trouble in the first place (e.g. Halibuts, Bahar Mustafa, Hillsborough, fat blacks stealing cigars in America). That's not a Deathlist problem, it's a world problem. You didn't notice this? oh it's probably because you cant be arsed to read the news, because the world's just in too depressing shape to care despite how, um, that certain guy in america who you all fell for like chumps, and you would have lynched me if I'd dared to dissent back in 2008 when you were wetting your pants for him) was supposed to magically improve everything. Anyway, in a way you're the one who's being silly cos you're saying "woe is us" when it's actually just the general way people are going in this world innit, "or summat". If anything it's obviously a lot less in evidence here than elsewhere. It's like someone in the middle of the plague in the 1340s going "this golf club sucks, all our members are dropping dead, what wimps!" don't be hating me cos I'm educatin ye...

Are you on my side yet? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/sumte-german-village-with-100-residents-and-zero-infrastructure-told-to-take-in-750-refugees-a6717591.html When even the Independent and the NY Times are reporting this stuff you know it's getting ludicrous. Of course, the "islamophobic" blogs had the story about a month ago.

He's the only Nobel laureate to win an Oscar. A cigar to the man in the raincoat. Erm, there's a fella who won a Peace Prize and also an Oscar for "An Inconvenient Truth"? Unlike global warming (man made or otherwise at the moment) he is real, his name's Al Gore. People often get mixed up on that one, they also wrongly say Lord of the Rings was the only fantasy film to win an Oscar.

I'd like to see Draw Muhammad Day. That is, where all the guys in the world named Muhammad pair off and have a pistol duel with each other, that should get rid of 50% of them.

That'll piss her off. I always prefer people to ask before me, it's just polite.

Just because its pronounced care-on doesn't mean we should actually care...

Was watching a documentary the other week about life in England in the mid-1400s and there was a turn of medieval phrase that nearly made me wet myself.... Apparently, someone slagged off a woman named Margaret Paston and her family, by calling them "strong whores" ( ) and "churls".... http://thecuriousfiles.co.uk/15th-century-england/ (googled it for your reference) ...

One of the coolest looking motherfuckers alive, Wayne Static of Static-X, died 1 year ago now aged 48. I guess this is what happens when people read the label on hair gel but not on sleepy pills.

Why, what would you do if he didn't? Use your ancient, should-have-expired-years-ago mod powers to ban a salty but harmless juvenile from the Atlantic's armpit for a lame Roy Chubby Brown-type comment probably said half in jest, just to show us all you can? That'd show those silly people who characterise women as petty and twisted.

How about actually removing her from the game and doing the same if similar picks get requests, therefore discouraging people to cause you trouble by choosing them in the first place? Is this the 1st time you or another host has removed picks or not, I can't recall. Either way it's about time we had some sensible measures for fuck's sake. All these little bottom-feeding Spade wannabes...

Neither was Maryport's!!!!1. And you didn't moanplain about that. Seriously, Slimeball KBE.... Do you really think I posted them expecting you to commend me and give them pride of place next to your fucking Sinatra LPs? If you really wanna argue can't your Gene Kruppa-remembering-ass at least appreciate the drumming? (Not that I give a shit if you do, "JUSS SAYIN")

Aprrrropproorros of nothing except maybe annoying maryport, I'm just going to link my fav songs by one of the greatest bands ever, Cryptopsy. (you have to hear to the riff that goes from about 0:45 on this one, seriously) Their album "None So Vile" (1996) is amazing and should be checked out fully on Spiffy-tie or whatever. (some more) https://youtu.be/k0x-l-Gzxdg https://youtu.be/VvoZBB79h58 https://youtu.be/YE1Gvah3aYI https://youtu.be/68TmPFFZxsA https://youtu.be/stiFGkbU4Lw

This must be the first ever spread he didn't like.

Wouldn't that be public indecency though? for that reason I think Yazeed would have to object.

He's on his way back to work. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3292732/Cancer-fight-Alagiah-way-BBC-Newsreader-set-return-six-o-clock-bulletin-fortnight-18-months-off.html The huge national sigh of relief blew our dog over the garden fence!

Oh come on...? Bit early isn't it? I vote a mod closes this and we wait until, I dunno... mid November..

CNN Chile eh, that explains why they didn't answer this thread. Ok let me try this, AY AY AY, CHAVEZ Y ALLENDE MUCHO MUERTE! NOS BUENOS! CASTRO SOON TO FOLLOW RIGHT AMIGOS!?!?!

So not only has he not had another stroke but he's found a way to halt aging as well.

If I'm lion I'm dyin'

Ummm.... whoever the fuck she is, she'd probably say "how the hell do I still exist" if she was somehow here in the 21st century. If you want to be considered classy on British website you've got to commemorate the death of someone whose act they don't think has aged as badly like, I dunno, that Muhammad guy.

Wonder if anyone in particular likes to holiday here? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moron,_Cuba

someone trip zsa zsa Gabor Difficult to trip up a woman who is bedridden.If you can think of a way let me know.Besides it wouldn`t work.Zsa Zsa has survived falls before and strokes, blood clots, blocked feeding tubes ,a car crash, divorces ,an amputation and many infections.Therefore a minor fall on a sidewalk probably wouldn`t do it I'm sure the NHS could find a way.

Sir Creep, if you run someone over in your 18 wheeler while reading my posts I'll never forgive yourself.

Why would your picks be interested in entering this contest?

Does anyone know if armchair pedo-spotter Tom Watson has yet had anything to say about this well known cult figure of the 20th century who loves cigars and proudly continues to wear tracksuits well into his 80s?