Magere Hein

Wikipedia's article about ALS has the following paragraph: Similar things may be at work in ruggers. Do boxers show a high incidence of ALS? regards, Hein

You ain't the voice of doom, you're the voice of a worthless troll whose life would have been more valuable had you been a blow job. It's the 1st of January and you're talking about "first indications are that 2012 is going to be another dud.....". You are a grade A cunting cuntstain! That's something of an over-reaction, you've displayed far more need of oral relief than he did. After all, he at least didn't resort to overly un-needed and agressive insults Someone needs to relax a bit. Besides, everybodies deathlist is irrelevant this year, because the world ends in December and therefore every one gets 100% hits. 27 May, actually.http://www.the-end.com/ Ha! I say. Ha! It's all a scam. I've lived through at least five ends-of-the worlds, which sounds as contradictory as it is. Of course the world will come to an end, but it won't be a dramatic event. Since it will happen some 4 * 109 years in the future, there'll no people around to watch. After this public information message we'll now resume our regularly scheduled bickering. regards, Hein

Here's a little quiz: does the name Willem Holleeder mean anything to you? He's a criminal, born 29 May 1958, best know for kidnapping Freddy Heineken in 1983 and currently serving a 9 year prison sentence for extortion and causing GBH in unrelated cases. In the last few years he's had a few health scares (including a heart condition and kidney failure) and he made several enemies by ratting in court. He's soon to be released, which may affect his chances of survival negatively. I didn't know that, so I didn't put him in my DDP Theme team. My question is: is he UK obit material? regards, Hein

I see interesting business opportunities. regards, Hein

I wouldn't take SA's government's words as gospel. I dropped Mandela from my DDP team, by reason of disappointing effort. Did I make a mistake? regards, Hein

Hey, what do you know I don't? regards, Hein

Quite a few good ones there. It's a Good Thing such letter spaghetti is often served late in life. regards, Hein

Interesting choice, Randi. His eventual passing will not go unnoticed, but will it be in 2012? regards, Hein

Yes, it should. Unfortunately I can't edit the front page, so that's a task for the Boss. I think some post moving seems in order. I'll have a look into it. Thanks for pointing this out. I trust there are more problems like this one. If anybody spots one, please let me know. regards, Hein

Shirley she's the one. regards, Hein

Team: The Grey Horde: Abdelbaset al-Megrahi Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz al-Saud Besse Cooper Bob Dole Zsa Zsa Gábor Gabriel García Márquez Robin Gibb Roy Glaube Billy Graham Etta James Wojciech Jaruzelski Michail Kalasjnikov Hamid Karzai Christopher Lee Patrick Moore Robert Mugabe Hiroo Onoda Terry Pratchett Helmut Schmidt Albert Uderzo Theme Team: Minions of Xuleneb Dries van Agt Albert II of Belgium Raymond van Barneveld Beatrix of the Netherlands Corry Brokken Dick Bruna Godfried Cardinal Danneels Mark Eyskens Fabiola of Belgium Jean of Luxembourg Piet de Jong Ruud Lubbers Kees Rijvers Wim Ruska "Toots" Thielemans Gerard Tieman Jan Timman Martinus Veltman Geert Wilders Joop Zoetemelk regards, Hein

It's bwilliant. regards, Hein

I wish all readers of DeathList a happy 2012. For those of you in 2011: don't be so old-fashioned. From 2012 (CET) Hein

Quite a few people have already died in 2012. No celebrities yet, AFAIK. Let's create that topic when the need arises. regards, Hein

De(ath) Lage Landen? Dutch Treats? That wouldn't do, my team contains Belgians and a Luxembourger as well. As you may have noticed, I settled for "Minions of Xuleneb", which sounds as outlandish as its members are. regards, Hein

Bollocks. Not all of the post is bollocks. It's just possible that somebody did indeed deeply love and respect HRH at one time. regards, Hein

Well, it's on its way. Team The Grey Horde has just entered DDPMMXII. regards, Hein (who hopes that a certain singer keeps breating another 33 hours)

I don't doubt that being a politician is a brain disease. I didn't know it can be lethal. I'm firmly in the "who?" camp. That's Who, not Hu. regards, Hein

Just sent in my Low Countries theme team: Minions of Xuleneb. regards, Hein

Get a fucking grip of yourself. It's only a monkey FFS! Ape, actually. An orangutan I know has confirmed that with an emphatic "Ook!" regards, Hein

While not exactly a Xmas party, I did enjoy a nice weekend with a few mostly godharmless friends. I cooked them a posh dinner, after which we played a few board games, while drinking and smoking ciggies and pot. I was beaten at Carcassonne by a gang of three, but I strung 'm by their heels at Ascension. Twice. regards, Hein

Mountains and Sea Very, ehrm, colourful. regards, Hein

51 or so is quite a good innings for a chimpanzee. regards, Hein

Excellent choice, IMO. It'd be his second time as a DL candidate. regards, Hein

Dutch party pooper TV presenter Joop Koopman died on Xmas day. He died from Parkinson's disease and related health problems. He was 81. His death will, I suppose, not be reported in English language media. Here's a link to an obit in Dutch on the Radio Nederland Wereldomroep website. regards, Hein