Magere Hein

No, it's south of the Scottish border and east of the Welsh border. Ask Lindsey, she knows which one. Eh? You know Lindsey So not a linseed oil refinery then. regards, Hein

Hell yeah, that's dead pooling paradise if we could only find a way to stop those tax dodgers dodging off to the Cayman Islands. We could send a task force to invade the Caymans and then occupy them so that the tax dodgers ... Oh, hang on, we haven't got any aircraft carriers and won't have a fully operational one until 2020. Bugger! Who needs carriers anyway. You could do the same as the Dutch and sell it to Argentina. From that Wiki link, I learn that we'd have to sell it to the Dutch first, who'd then sell it to the Argentines. I'd cut out the middleman. Of course, if Argentina's taking, I'm willing to negotiate a deal with HM's government, for a small percentage. regards, Hein

I don't have any of Marrs' work (nor read it). I do own second-hand copies of some of Von Däniken's (BTW, @ 79 someone to watch) tripe. It has neighbours like Lovecraft, Homer, a Dutch translation of the quran, a few bibles and the book of Mormon. At stormy nights I can hear them bicker. regards, Hein

Hell yeah, that's dead pooling paradise if we could only find a way to stop those tax dodgers dodging off to the Cayman Islands. We could send a task force to invade the Caymans and then occupy them so that the tax dodgers ... Oh, hang on, we haven't got any aircraft carriers and won't have a fully operational one until 2020. Bugger! Who needs carriers anyway. You could do the same as the Dutch and sell it to Argentina. regards, Hein

Ahem... regards, Hein

It will sink into the deep and come to rest among the other unglorious topics. regards, Hein

I also have a nit to pick: Albert II, King. Bio needs update, abdicated 21 July, 2013. Incumbent is Philippe.Hey! Is the pick smack below Jet Black an example of self-reference? regards, Hein

My condolences, Sir. I know from experience that in these circumstances words offer little help and consolation. Alzheimer's is a cruel disease. It takes away the most precious of the affected: her or his personality. regards, Hein

Is there a difference? Not all village idiots are rappers... Oh yes, I didn't think of that. My apologies to all non-rapping village idiots. regards, Hein

Is there a difference? regards, Hein

I spotted one only mods are affected by. As members may have noticed, the forum software does something 'clever' when you start a new topic: it changes the title of the topic from 'SOmething like THIS' to 'Something Like This', presumably to avoid titles 'IN ALLCAPS'. This misfeature has been around for several years. A misfeature, because it also ruins abbreviations and other multi-capital words. Until the upgrade a mod had a button to change titles that would bypass that misfeature. In the new version that button also uses it. As a result I had to modify the title of a recently created topic with the abbreviation 'UK' in it through the admin database tools. I hate it when software knows best and won't let me do the Right Thing. regards, Hein

I don't understand your complaint. Can you describe the problem, preferably with a pictore? regards, Hein

His last order. regards, Hein

They're enjoying themselves, I see. And it's not just us evil christian dogs they're after. This won't go away soon. regards, Hein

Let's give this thing a go: Phillip, Prince Schumacher, Michael Johnson, Wilko Day, Doris Carter, Jimmy Gascoigne, Paul Healey, Denis Schmidt, Helmut Douglas, Kirk Mubarak, Hosni Sutcliffe, Peter Mugabe, Robert Hawking, Stephen Brady, Ian Lee, Christopher Castro, Fidel Lewis, Jerry de Havilland, Olivia Gabor, Zsa Zsa Reagan, Nancy Benedict XVi, Pope Emeritus O'Sullevan, Peter Bush, George H.W Ali, Muhammad Okawa, Misawo regards, Hein

He was right on track. regards, Hein

Lead poisoning, I presume. regards, Hein

I'm impressed, somebody who reads the small print. regards, Hein

Well done, TMiB. Thanks again for the effort. That Marqusee fella is an impressive hit. regards, Hein

Indonesia executed six drug offenders. Among them Brazilian Marco Archer Cardoso Moreira, 53, and Dutchman Ang Kiem Soei, 62. regards, Hein

Looks like I did it. Please check if things have changed for the worse. Get that man a drink! He's a star! For your next trick, can you recover the thread taglines? Some people worked hard on those, I've heard. Surgery seems to have been successful. regards, Hein

Ehrm, no. That's alright. I forgot you sent me a message until about 2 days ago! You're in! That must have caused some late addition of picks. Cheers! regards, Hein

No, the new editor made a mess of the quote. That thing's ghastly. Posts merged and quote fixed. regards, Hein

Ehrm, no. regards, Hein

He's been "very weak" for the past couple of years. I suppose the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. regards, Hein