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Magere Hein

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    Joey Feek

    Ok, I'm going to say what I think more readers of this morbid forum are asking themselves: am I being trolled? I'm not claiming that Mrs. Feek is pulling our legs on purpose, or engaging in other forms of deliberate misinformation, but I think she hasn't been quite truthful about her health during the last few weeks. 2017 is still a long time away, I still think her membership of my DDP team is a solid investment, but all this breathless excitement about her last this-or-that isn't warranted. I don't think she's going to die anytime soon. Perhaps she's as surprised by her uninterrupted living as we are, perhaps she's ashamed to say so, after all those sad last days. I think I would in her case. Am I getting this all wrong?
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    'Ow 'bout "Ash Ash"?
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    2016 Irish General Election

    Are you having an election then? Are you old enough to vote? Q: Do you have elections in China? A: Yes, we have elections evely day.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    On 17 February 1856 (are you watching, SC?) German author Heinrich Heine died, aged 58. On Berlin's Bebelplatz, where the Nazis held their infamous book burning on 10 May 1933, a line of Heinrich Heine's play Almansor (1821) is engraved on a plaque inset in the square: "Das war ein Vorspiel nur, dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen." ("That was but a prelude; where they burn books, they will ultimately burn people as well.")
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    Law And Order

    Did the lawyer have a motion denied?
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    The 3rd death of 2016

    Not even when bearing gifts?
  7. Whoever owns the domain bought it in 1997 and has paid for it until November 2024, covering Jeb off for at least two more elections. Well whomever owns it is appears to be a Trump supporter Or rented to one.
  8. That's a very small firm, innit? One retarded homosexual black Jewess in a wheelchair, and her agent.
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    That's before 2022, right?
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    The Crowdsourced Deathlist

    Billy Graham 598 <== That one could
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    Time Added

    Time to arm the refs, I'd say, and introduce the black card.
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    Deathrace 2016

    The miracles of modern communication.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    It's my first hit in any DP I play in 2016. That it wasn't very helpful I accept with a smile. There's a Dutch saying for that: "Wie 't kleine niet eert is 't grote niet weerd" (who doesn't appreciate small things doesn't deserve big things). Game on!
  14. Never heard of it before. Looks like the kind of place David Icke would frequent! It's a site full of conspiracy theorists. It's run by Alex Jones. One of the latest is Obama (incumbent President of the United States, and Commander In Chief) meeting John Poindexter (Retired naval officer and advisor) who owns the ranch where Antonin Scalia (recently deceased Supreme Court Judge) died. Now, I know you know who these people would be, the ones whose descriptions I've placed in parenthesis. The reason I've done that, is if you look at who they are and how they're connected. There wouldn't be any conspiracy. Another reason they (infowars) are claiming that Scalia was murdered, is because Obama was informed of the death hours before it was made public. i.e. hours before it was broken to the mainstream media so they could prepare a statement, and also if you're the leader of one of the main players in global politics. Wouldn't you want to know if one of the judges who occupied a chair within the highest court in your country had died suddenly in order to give you time to prepare a statement? Let me guess. You were kicked because you know too much.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Today in 1990 USAian artist Keith Haring died, aged 31, from AIDS. I can't speak for other places, but in the Netherlands his work is much better known than his portrait.
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    Kate And Gerry

    She's dead, and has been since pretty much she disappeared. They clearly don't want their kid to be dead, but leaving her alone in a foreign country was shit parenting to say the least. And The Sun/Express/delete as applicable continue to bring the girl up because their readers like misery porn. I suppose a 3 y/o missing girl is much better misery porn than a 12 y/o live brat. Dunno, let's find the brat and see, eh? And: She didn't say that she's alive. She just said that Madeleine is still in the Algarve. I believe that's true, because dead girls can't walk. She even says: "I've always said Praia da Luz is the place where I feel closest to her." It's almost as if her subconsciousness wants to tell us something. So, I'm in the minority hereabouts for NOT thinking the McCann's are murdering hypocrites. I'd post more but Maddie wants her dinner! Can I ask the brat a few questions after dinner?
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    The 3rd death of 2016

    Hmm, BBG's death was a near miss for you, then. Bhumibol Adulyadej.
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    The 2nd death of 2016

    Two votes now... Vote late, vote often? PS, I know who you are, members 4**1 and 7**8!
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    Boutros Boutros-Ghali

    Well, well. If there is an afterlife, it just got a little bit more boring. But hey, he gave us our 2nd hit, and that's, ehrm, nice of him.
  20. Yes I can. Thanks. You're a really nice person and I'm a slight unhinged muppet, I apologise to everyone for my previous actions. "Go, and from now on sin no more." I read that somewhere.
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    The dead of 2016

    Was he, like, half-dead, before?
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    Dead Pop Stars

    DQSP setting trends in the deadpooling world yet again. If it works...
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Indeed. Must be a lousy investment, though, terminally ill celebs.
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