Magere Hein

Is it one of those trees with few branches, popular among rednecks and royalty alike? regards, Hein

Pretty much what we know. I don't care much about these people, although Friso is, to the best of my knowledge, not a bad one. At least he's not paid from tax money, like his brother. Yes, we loved that soap opera. Of course his chances to become king were pretty small to begin with, as his sister-in-law was already pregnant of what would become Princess Amalia. I guess that come the revolution we can spare him. regards, Hein

Now that's the spirit. That food seller, I mean. Which reminds me of a session of dinners I've cooked in a Rotterdam squat, the proceeds of which went to soup kitchens in Nicaragua, then the Left's sweetheart. The motto of the session translated to: "eat yourself sick against hunger." regards, Hein

A tough tenor, or so it seems. Now where's that fat lady? regards, Hein

At 50 grand p/a from public money, no less. I don't mind fat people, but it seems to me there are cheaper sulutions. regards, Hein Shall you tell him or shall I? Perhaps we can break the news gently, by putting his food just out of reach. He'll understand... regards, Hein

At 50 grand p/a from public money, no less. I don't mind fat people, but it seems to me there are cheaper sulutions. regards, Hein

Shit. regards, Hein

From a reliable source (Good Omens by Pratchett and Gaiman) I know that the Antichrist will have the same phenotype, so you may be on to something. regards, Hein

If he was 10 years older he would have And if there is a God I'd say he would be Jewish! Bronze age Jewish, to be precise. regards, Hein

In English one would say: she drowned in the bathtub. regards, Hein

In other winter-related news: the cold snap makes the Dutch itchy. Will the sixteenth Elfstedentocht be skated soon? regards, Hein

Very sad, Lardy. regards, Hein

Iron knee? In an un-(tin)can-knee coincidence, I have a titanium shin. True fact. We have the technology... Speaking of which, I see that Lee Majors will turn 73 this year. In 2003 he apparently had heart bypass surgery. regards, Hein

Ironically succumbed to pancreatic cancer, the same thing that killed his "Road House" co-star Swayze. How ironic. It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. That's not ironic, that's just a pain in the ass. Yep The ironic thing is that all the supposedly ironic things in Alanis Morrisettess song were in fact......not ironic Maybe she knew that all along. Which would make it irony. I see. Regarding irony: an online friend of mine uses (or used) Ferrous Patella as an online nick. Not many people get the pun. regards, Hein

Obscure indeed. Not exactly punk rock, is it? regards, Hein

Yeh, we have to do that over and over because you NEVER FUCKING LISTEN WHUT? regards, Hein

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting flies", he responded. "Oh. Killing any?", she asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell the sex of a fly?" He responded: "Well, three were on a beer can, two were on the phone." regards, Hein

At the risk of sounding insensitive I thought this was a joke at first. He killed himself because his dog died? Perhaps he believed that he'd meet Rocco again afterwards. If I'd have to buy everybody who have similar beliefs a pint, I'd need the Dutch national budget. regards, Hein

From which we learn that what God has united, human beings must not divide. regards, Hein

The same is true for women vis-a-vis people they share their bed with without being married, a habit I never learned to cope with. Mrs S. is telling porkies or not, as the case may be, but she's certainly not telling the whole truth. regards, Hein

Out now. regards, Hein

With suspected Serbian war criminals there's no way of knowing, but it seems mr Seselj is not a well man. He was fitted a pacemaker a few weeks ago and has been taken to hospital twice after, the last time Sunday 22, arond 17:00 CET. regards, Hein

Working title: I Married A Train Robber And I'm Proud. regards, Hein

Could well be. BTW, creepy lot there. Could be a nice target for a trolling raid, but I fear the shreeking harpies that might retaliate. regards, Hein

Several Bee Gee song titles can be the starting piont for a nice punch line: Horizontal Life in a tin can One night only regards, Hein