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Merlyn Rees apparently dead. A unique pic for the Going Green team. Well done them!

оно намеревается? ... наилучшие пожелания к Yeltsin. Weyhey! I made hatchetman! That's something to tell the grandkids.

I can't get past 791. I only got past 400 by turning my laptop upside down and defying gravity.

Is he a 'gimme?' There's a whole bunch of folk on DDP who have him on their team.

Not that I'm aware of. Rolled a fair bit of paper though.

Nope. His constituancy is up the road from me. He's always looked like that.

Was that a spelling mistake?? It made perfect sense to me.

Well I'd certainly rather be dead than an Arsenal fan.

Nope, but in the absence of a gardening and paper aeroplane fatality thread, this is as good a place to put it as any.

I don't get it. Why is a Viz character on the death list?

di Stephano has been moved out of intensive care. Is that good?

OK, Mr. Godot, it is up. The Hartlepool Deadlypool Everyone please check their teams for inaccuracies and bad links. Thank you. I'll send out an email to everyone later today, probably. Notapotato, is it too late to enter?

Do you think Angelina Jolie is going to bonk him to death? That's how I'd want to go.

Bloody 'ell. Did I just walk into this year's pantomime?

That is so f*****g frustrating, mostly because I'm totally S**t at it. My best distance so far is 465! Not great, but something to do while waiting for folk to die.

He used to, but probably wouldn't at the moment.

I'm sure he would, although hardly anyone will have heard of him.

Nope, me neither. I have moral standards to uphold!

Is the question asked with eager anticipation?

Not a problem. Hope it's no more than a bad memory. Get it checked out.

Ex soap opera actor. Was on the telly a lot about 15 years ago. Has a brain tumour. Not loking good.

Sure! My face was sagging with suspense!

Too many jokes!!

My first stab at this. Hoping for no points, obviously. Team name: You Can Have Zsa Zsa Over My Dead Body! Team members: 1) Brooke Astor 2) Ronnie Biggs (JOKER) 3) David Crosby 4) Ross Davidson 5) Olivia de Havilland 6) Alfredo Di Stefano 7) Tom Finney 8) Joan Fontaine 9) Gerald Ford 10) John Kenneth Galbraith 11) Paul Gascoigne 12) Larry Hagman 13) Lady Bird Johnson 14) Joe Longthorne 15) Bernard Manning 16) Peter O'Toole 17) Gail Porter 18) Elizabeth Taylor 19) Margaret Thatcher 20) Boris Yeltsin

Alfredo di Stefano. Which is a blow, because in my DDP I have Paul Gascoigne, playing the ball out to Tom Finney on the wing. Who will meet Tom's crosses if di Stephano joins the team invisible???