Cat O'Falk

So I'm not the only gay in the village. Are there any more?

Wouldn't do much for your round ballsack then... Two good reasons why Axl Rose gives her a wide berth; he loves great oral sex.

I saw David Ginola in Anne Summers sex shop the other day; he was buying a vagina dildo.

Looking forward to the founding of DeathList, Dame Agatha Christie on her deathbed said "I am a right death case".

You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock.

Mine's a play on the word catafalque.

One of my favourites has to be the Tory former MP and now baroness, Virginia Bottomley. That re-arranges to give I'm an evil Tory bigot.

Dunno, he's got to pensionable age without a proper job, manages to sound off about the stuff he cares about and still gets to hang around with important people. And, he's never tasted poverty or lost sleep over the danger of redundancy. I can think of worse ways to stumble through your seventh decade. Aren't you supposed to be on t'radio now or summat MPFC?

Ooh my favourite number. I have to confess, most times I go in to a shop and at the checkout they say 69 please, I reply, I haven't got time now, maybe later.

Yeah, it does pose the question "Is it or isn't it"? To one side of his head the hair is combed forwards a la Colin Crompton ( RIP) so its looking more wiggy than real. Gutted about Dennis Wise's hair, as a few years ago I would have fucked the little twat ragged. EFA!!! I'd still give him one.

Why dont you find a pic of one then.

Who went out not wearing his trousers ...

Nah, it's nostalgia - which ain't what it used to be.

I'd opt for June Brown out of that lot. Isn't smoking a preservative and that's why she's lasted so long?

A fair summary of her film career I'd say. Although when she slapped the face of a cop in The Naked Gun 2½ it seemed pretty realistic.

WE KNOW! Well maybe you lazy fuckers better put deaths in the Dead of 2015 FIRST where each and every 'celebrity' death qualifies, and this subcategory shite later. I'm not obligated to do a name search. I look in Dead of 2015. It ain't there I'm posting. SC Why do you have to be an ass? I got no problem with a death that big being also posted in the "Dead" thread but it was already being discussed here... way before you posted here......... fucknut "Don't fart outside my trailer and tell me there's a tornado comin'" as you guys might say over there.... I look in Dead of 2015. It ain't there I'm posting. = You Brits gotta learn to do things the American way.

WE KNOW! Yeh, but like, HE'S DEAD! SERIOUSLY DEAD! Didn't the several posts immediately above Sir-Creeps say that? Oh by the way, he's dead. Just in case you didn't know.

I almost put this guy on my DDP just cos he once wrote a novel called "The Queer Captain". What is that, something halfway between Brokeback Mountain and The Caine Mutiny? anyway.. if I'd realised he was the husband of someone some people had actually heard of I might have done! Think carefully now Doc; how many gay cowboys were there in Brokeback Mountain? I'll give you a latitude of a thousand either way.

Breaking news; Abraham Lincoln has been shot in Ford Theatre!

WE KNOW!

WHY DO YOU NEVER DO A SEARCH OR READ YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGES GIVING YOU ADVICE. WE KNOW!

That looks very much like the post three above your's.

I'm sick and tired of governments commissioning enquiries only to dismiss the findings because it will lose them the next election. If they commission the enquiry and dismiss it then the cost should come out of party coffers.

Luckily for Obama it wasn't a black cap.

Cause and effect?