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Cat O'Falk

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  1. Cat O'Falk

    New Year Greetings

    I hope Iron Maiden aren't the band in attendance. They might have a different idea.
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    Omar Al-Bashir

    I provide so much insight into african leader deaths through my contacts but people continue to give me shit on this website. Could you not spread it on the seized farmlands?
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    Live Chat

    Rocky and I whilst conversing on PM tried this the other day. We were both logged as in the chatroom but we could only see our own posts and not each other's. Read my post at the top of this page to see what I think the problem is.
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    The Deathlist Gets Franchised

    That's the 2015 list. He died in 2016 so he wasn't dead anywhere in the world in 2015.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    You can come back now, Hein.
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    Life In Prison

    Kevin Crehan has been found dead in his cell at HMP Bristol aged 35. He was gaoled for 12 months for leaving a bacon buttie outside a mosque. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4075328/Man-jailed-leaving-bacon-sandwiched-outside-mosque-dead-prison-half-way-12-month-sentence.html
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    What Kind Of Person Deadpools?

    Nine out of 10. Does that mean I prefer Whiskas to bacon butties?
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    Aye, right thread and the first time he's been mentioned in all 74 pages. Welcome to the madhouse.
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    Debbie Reynolds

    They were 'lost' during an upgrade but they're in there somewhere. New threads created since the upgrade have them.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    I mentioned this a few weeks ago in my list of problems with the site and Paul replied "we had a clock?" For me it's a 5 minute difference. There's gonna come a time when someone says "I posted it two minutes before the deadline but it appeared to be a few minutes after it".
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    The Deathlist Howto

    I mentioned this a few weeks ago in my list of problems with the site and Paul replied "we had a clock?"
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    No, that's just the way old ladies do their hair- it's called the HELMET Look!She polishes Prince Philip's helmet every night... Which reminds me of her favourite record.
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    Live Chat

    https://invisionpower.com/forums/topic/397119-future-versions-of-ip-chat-to-have-proxy-support/?do=findComment&comment=2458986
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    Paul Gascoigne

    I hate to say it but he'd be better off dead than behaving like this. He's probably headed for jail now Re the discussion above - there's every reason to keep Gazza on the DL IMHO. Apart from owt else his ability to have accidents, offend people etc. opens up loads of possible exit routes. That fall downstairs being reported this week - for example - is all the more dangerous for a serious drinker like him. It was the same with George Best (and my Brother). Unfortunately its down to the individual, there's always a pusher (or a corner shop selling cheap vodka) somewhere. Except they're breaking the law because: It is illegal to knowingly sell alcohol, or attempt to sell alcohol, to a person who is drunk. It is also illegal to allow alcohol to be sold to someone who is drunk. Those who could face prosecution include: Anyone who sells alcohol at the premises The premises licence holder and premises supervisor Any member or officer of a members club who could have stopped the sale The premises user where there is a temporary events notice It is also an offence for a person to knowingly get, or try to get, alcohol for a drunken person on a licensed premises. Breaking the law could result in a fine of up to £1,000. If the convicted person is a personal licence holder, they could lose their licence.
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    Paul Gascoigne

    He's at it again. Why do people serve him alcohol? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4069542/Paul-Gascoigne-hospitalised-kicked-London-hotel-stairs-drunken-bust-customers.html
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Damn you for posting this first. Well then, I've little evidence of the greatness of Sir John 'Tosser' Brown, but by God if he was truly the Father of the South Yorkshire Iron Trade, then his death 120 years ago is cause for a celebration of industrial proportions! Time is on your side Creepy. You can post anytime after 6pm CST for inclusion in tomorrow's list. You could do it before dinner as we have to wait until well after supper.
  17. Planet Venus is putting on her finery in the evenings at the moment. Go out and take a look if the skies are clear. She'll be getting higher in the sky until mid February. (Switch left to right in the southern hemisphere.)
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    George Michael, Innit Peeps

    He died in a cottage.
  19. Oh I dunno; winding 'em up can be fun. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8519-burt-reynolds/#entry235780
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    A Joke

    There are only 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
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    The Hare's Death Pool

    My can of Dr Pepper could turn into a can of Irn Bru.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Peter Falk was in Hollywood Squares.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I'd always assumed it was Lady CN.
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