Cat O'Falk

Straight people are so fucking stupid! Every time I wear this T-shirt they haven't a fucking clue what it means.

Fresh batch of pigeon-killers in Nottingham.

"Brutal scenes in Watership Down are to be watered down in new £20m BBC remake starring Olivia Coleman and John Boyega". http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3562782/Too-scary-today-s-children-Brutal-scenes-Watership-watered-new-20m-BBC-remake-starring-Olivia-Coleman-John-Boyega.html

Daily Heil quotes National Enquirer Prince 'was diagnosed with AIDS six months before he died and refused treatment because he believed God would heal him'.

It appears you're not the real Buster Keaton.

She thinks Leicester are going to be premiership champions. http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/5-unlikely-people-backed-Leicester-City-season/story-29158784-detail/story.html

Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe has said the police are following one remaining line of inquiry and if it turns up nothing then the case will be shelved. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36138504

Assuming Spurs drop no more points, that is. If Tottenham win their last three games they will end up on 78 points. Leicester are currently on 76 points with three games left to play.

Tottenham draw against West Brom. Leicester need three points from three remaining games.

I never knew Prince was a golfer.

Sad, and very cruel how all the youth and optimism was for naught. Exactly one year after his death, Colin Bloomfield's mother unveils new BBC Radio Derby building name.

FTFY.

America needs more guns to stop this figure escalating.

No, I will admit that I like it done so that a good vet might be able to get it back on its feet A 'knock the horns off and put it on the plate' type of gal eh? A cream pie perhaps? < consults Urban Dictionary and then wishes hadn't > Did the context not give away the nature? On a totally unrelated note, the whole premise of deathlisting is "pointlessly tasteless" according to the stazi mods at DigitalSpy. http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2147965 Eugh, Digital Spit... it's the homosexual, manic depressive, left-wing version of Deathlist, minus any humour whatsoever. Hey, Corrie Fan2 Deathray, I didn't know you are a homosexual, manic depressive left-winger.

Alice isn't erudite with regard to 's' and 'f' when it comes to succor.

It's down to a two-horse race; Leicester and Tottenham.

No, I will admit that I like it done so that a good vet might be able to get it back on its feet A 'knock the horns off and put it on the plate' type of gal eh?

Bollocks. The only time I've seen a fried egg on a pizza was in Spain. Never once seen it in England. After Eggwina Edwina Currie lost her job for telling the truth, the egg industry got their house in order and now Salmonella in UK eggs is very rare.

FTFY

Ye cannae beat a man in a kilt.

wrong size, or you just don't like the style? He's probably the same as me; wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a pair of Blahnik's.

Big result for Huntly So, s'cuse my ignorance but Fort have two inconsequential games to play against teams who can't get promoted; the league still expects all fixtures to be carried out despite this being the end of the season, right? That would leave all bets at the bookies void; I'd be in danger of losing 2p winnings if the Fort are in the bottom two at the completion of the season. with only with only my 20 quid stake money back.