Cat O'Falk

Cambridge University Necromancing Team.

I'm starting to worry for Teddy now.

He's the only Nobel laureate to win an Oscar.

Long before the Muppets put Pigs in Space, the Soviets put a canine in space. Laika, a stray bitch from the streets of Moscow, was put into orbit and died of hyperthermia on this day in 1957.

Happy belated birthday me duck, life begins next year.

If Jimmy Carter makes it to the next decade I'll eat a bucket of your shit and top it off with a gallon of katie hopkins piss mixed with johnny rottens sperm. And to add horror to that I'll fly for several hours on Ryanair sat next to you. Can I watch?

Given your predisposition with regard to punctuation, spelling and grammar, one would have to say no.

I wonder if Benjamin Franklin is still earning and paying tax?

He's going nowhere until he finds out what's happening to Jeb. More broccoli Sir?

Poor Y-Dub.

No.

Mr Fish, my classical studies and Latin teacher in the early 70s, pronounced it karon to rhyme with baron.

I think Charon was referring to U.K. subjects who have lived their entire lives in the U.K. being Americanised and not Americans themselves.

The indisputable leader of the gang.

Not in my bed; more's the pity. Love that song, always have and always will.

Lack of breath. Or as I say everyone dies of the same thing: heart stopped beating SC Ahh but the heart stopped beating due to a lack of oxygenated blood. Lardy in her infinite wisdom is wise beyond her youthful years.

Press 2 for Aramaic.

Welcome to the madhouse!

Probably something to do with a recent spat on Farcebook. Troll says: George Takei - you suck. George replies: And well, I'm told. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/george-takei-facebook-troll_561fb4eae4b0c5a1ce622e36

There are others (Ivan the Great (Ivan III) of Russia - 510 years; Abu'l-Fath Jalal ud-din Muhammad Akbar (Akbar I) Mughal Emperor - 410 years; Ernest Eldridge - 80 years; and Xavier Cugat - 25 years), but you already posted the only important one. SC

oh aye, what route is he on? The young 'uns and yanks hereabouts are scratching their heads at this one, right? For their edification we have: https://youtu.be/gQBOepTtiM8?t=55

What make and model have you got?

Have you tried disconnecting and reconnecting under the settings menu? Usually works for me.

Only if you get caught