Cat O'Falk

How lumbersexual are you?

Your posting was moved to the Carry on Dying thread.

I'd put good money on that given the huge amount of thick buggers out there with access to the web.

Olympic gold medal-winning three-day eventer Richard Meade has died at the age of 76.

Andrea Crouch, Gospel music icon. My bad. "My bad" what? My bad English language comprehension skill gets me into trouble perhaps?

The cartoonists strike back.

Youngsters must substitute their own contemporary sex object for Raquel Welch in the following joke; it's that old! What's the difference between a motorway and Raquel Welch? One knackers your tyres ...

What are the odds on together in a suicide pact?

Short answer; no. In order to remain standing your leg muscles need to be fully functional and at the moment of death they are not. Long answer; centre of gravity, inner ear canals ... I'm alive (so people tell me) and when I trap a nerve - as sometimes happens - I go down every time like a sack of spuds.

I think you mean wake of vultures.

Yeah sure and Rolf Harris was my art teacher! John Nash was not a teacher; he was a lecturer. Rolf Harris was not a teacher; he is a lecher.

The Telegraph, The Independent, The Daily Mail and the BBC are all reporting his condition so it's a safe bet he'll get an obit when he goes to play on that great pitch in the sky.

Buy a new one on Guantanamo Bay ebay for only £1-16p including delivery.

Really? I'd never have known that from the FIVE POSTS ABOVE YOURS MENTIONING IT. but I have new news... Donna Douglas died. Oh and I feel like Peter Falk may go any day. In your feckin' dreams kid.

You are a wag Doc.

Good Will Hunting? Life of Pi...... Blackadder. regards, Hein There have been loads of films; The Imitation Game being one of the more recent.

The assassin's assassin, Jack Ruby, died 3rd January 1967.

He's still got all his marbles and still working. Looking healthier now than of late. Leicester Mercury.

Fucking hell, this is like the millionth time you've ranted on ad nauseam about Peter Sutcliffe. Build a bridge and GET OVER IT. Geez.... I'll not shut up. In fact I think I'm gonna write a musical about it

What's the difference between goldfish and a mountain goat? One's always mucking about in the fountain ...

Are you in better shape now than you were at 4 o'clock this morning? lol hahaha.... yes (p.s. why the fuck aren't quotes working? are they broken for anyone else?) Not working for me either, t'interwebby thing must be nursing a hangover.

Are you in better shape now than you were at 4 o'clock this morning? lol

It's a hoax http://en.mediamass..../deathhoax.html It's just been on the BBC 6 o'clock news.

Source: http://www.startrek....lks-first-movie Meanwhile, Trekkies aren't exactly known for taking things lightly, so the reaction to the news on a few Trek noticeboards has been interesting. Mods have basically been shutting down the discussions on the allegations fairly quickly and some Trekkies are swearing they will never watch The Motion Picture again. I'm a massive Trek fan and I'll never watch The Motion Picture again because: A - it's overly long and B - when I went into a Parisian cinema in 1980 to watch it, it was in English with French subtitles. I went to see it with my married sister when it first came out and we went to the pub for a quick drink before going home. Together with her husband, they owned a shop and a known gossipy customer came in the following day to inform my brother-in-law that she had seen his wife in the pub with a man. He replied along the lines of - they're brother and sister and I don't think their relationship is incestuous. She left without saying another word.

Broadbent the Jackal doesn't have the same scary ring, does it? Surely "Jim the Jackal' has a better ring to it. Although it's still not as intimidating. Jackal Jim, still not Carlos the Jackal though, I'm thinking that slightly exotic "Carlos" is the key. Has anyone asked Deathlist member Anubis the Jackal for his opinion?