Sean

29 He once drank Oliver Read under the table in a pub in Ireland in the late 1980's.

28 Recently turned down down a job offer to beTrump's new press secretary as Trump refused to allow him a threesome with Melania and Ivanka in return.

25 Previously played the Stig in Top Gear despite never owning a driving license.

13 He once beat up Chuck Norris in a bar brawl.

Seeing as he missed his wifes funeral think it is a safe bet he wouldn't make a wedding.

Steve Bannon might be worth a punt.Looks like death warmed up .Anyone know if he is a heavy drinker and a chain smoker?

If there is a 15th hit they will be an iconic DL figure.

It looks like the record will be beaten and could well be thrashed.

Liz Dawn

On BBC news 24 now.Newsreader accidently said Jerry Lee Lewis ha

Yes just seems a glaring ommission.

She does not have brain cancer.The cancer is in the meninges.It was reported as nrain cancer due to it being so close to the brain.

Colin Meads is the biggest miss of the year for the committee.

Don't worry Malcolm forgets he has dementia all the time.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/19/lockdown-nimes-following-reported-shooting-railway-station/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_tmg

Hearing reports of another peaceful attack in France.

Billy G

If you ever die Mr Mugabe will you post on this site from the afterlife?

;Brucie is the first big miss of my shadow list.:(

Des O`Connor as he has been accused of being drunk on stage despite hardly ever drinking.MND like Ronnie Corbett?

Found a brilliant parody video of old Brucie.I will share it on here tommorow as tonight seems to soon even for an arsehole like me.

A woman I would unquestionably proclaim was the love of mylife so far gave birth to a healthy son earlier this week (not mine and was never thought to be).I felt I should and wanted to congratulate her and the father and I did not respecting a reply.I got one however and it touched me deeply.Why though?It is not my kid after all.

Denis Norden purely on age grounds.