Sean

No. He isn't worthy of a thread, else list a separate thread for every semi famous knob that is 95/96. What....the American Sitcom thread won't do? Who's the fuckstick that will start a Jerry Maren thread when the Munchkin thread 'just won't do'? Well as Jerry Maren is the only living munchkin the thread is as good as his own now.He isn`t big enough for his own thread anyway:P.Alan was involved in many different entertainment spheres meaning there are several threads where you could talk about him so it is/was useful to have it all in one place whereas Jerry is arguably only famous because he is a short arse.I mean he was never a major character in anything he was ever in.

Looks like predictor`s silly idea for a thread was actually a pretty good idea:P

So, a dilligent dead pooler could keep a dream XI list on the go; we're looking for a team of stiffs who - in their prime - would have been a match for anyone. We've got Cruiyff already. What are our best chances of snagging a decent goalie? Banksie could still have to have a kidney replacement which at his age is really dodgy but he only has one eye so I think the players on the other team would take advantage of that.

I have a feeling 2016 could be a big year for England Footballer deaths.I mean Gazza and Sansom are drinking themselves into oblivion and most of the 66 squad are in bad shape as well as Greavsie.

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I understand that friends/family eventually can't be there for an alcoholics every last faulty day but when he's just put to rest a close nephew you think someone would check up on him? I reckon they probably did and he refused help.He seems quite stubborn and is good at shutting people out.Probably because of his fragile state of mind.I cant see him turning a corner now.

Hmmm... Uses lift instead of taking stairs for the first time: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/queens-speech-2016-elizabeth-parliament-lift-stairs-a7035836.html So would most 90 year olds. Hell, so would most people 20 years younger. I certainly would need to at the moment

http://stars.topix.com/slideshow/17230/slide88

I have been hospitalized most of the day with a broken kneecap.Fucking excruciating is an understatement

Mystery illness.Sounds ominous.

Isn`t Olivia de Havilland`s on screen son on GWTW still with us too? Yes, Mickey Kuhn is still alive. Just checked there are 2 credited survivors as well as de Havilland`s newborn son played by Patrick Curtis who was uncredited.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a supercentenarian in the making! It's time we all realized this. "One hundred thirty!" So I am a 130-centenarian (whatever the fuck you call that) in the making? I don`t think she will make 110 as she was in hospital a couple of years ago and has bad eyesight and hearing.I would give her five years or so.When her eyesight and hearing gets worse I think she will give up on life.Also there is always the chance of a fall with her eyesight problems.I would be astounded if she didn`t make 100 though.

Isn`t Olivia de Havilland`s on screen son on GWTW still with us too?

Just seen that Susannah Mushatt Jones has died.Really busy with exams right now so will update on Sunday.

Hmm not a name I have come across before but guaranteed a UK obit in the Mail and Telegraph amongst others I would think from reading his wiki.

Tell that to Keith Richards. Keith is another interesting case.He seems healthy enough but can`t see him making a great age.Richards seems more mentally stable than Ozzy though.

The old bastard turns 83 today!

Out of interest does anyone on here find that by analyzing photos of sick people in the media you get more aware of when someone you know is unwell when they post a picture?A friend of mine posted a photo the other day and was pale as a sheet with her cheekbones showing fairly visibly.Luckily I am aware she is under an intense amount of stress so I put it down to that.Maybe it is the Deadpooling that makes me paranoid about these sorts of things.

Death List Slam Guide #12 Zsa Zsa Gabor. 99 year old barely responsive tube fed one legged senile bedridden actress and socialite who has defied death more times than anyone in deadpooling history.Some say she is immortal.Others say Prince Von Arsehole stuffed after she died so he could continue living in her house.Avoid picking her daughter on the right though.She doesn`t take after her mother.

:Interesting segment at 36 minutes in this documentary whereby Sharon and Ozzy discuss their relationship.

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I can`t imagine her ever leaving him for good.Although she would be reasonable to do so :she loves him.That is the bottom line.I mean I can think of a certain someone who I would forgive virtually anything if we were together.Even though with anyone else I wouldn`t.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/05/09/ozzy-osbourne-reportedly-missing-following-split-rumors.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter:Reportedly missing.

I would say he is certainly worth putting back on the bottom of next years list.I mean even without all this he was abusing his body for many years and that will surely catch up with him one of these days.

I reckon the split will make him hit the booze and drugs again.I mean Sharon is/was his entire support unit and he even admitted he would have died years ago without her.Being kicked out his house losing the love of his life will no doubt cause him to wallow in self pity and regret.Also he has a history of mental health problems so the odds of him topping himself must be fair.