Josco 49 Posted March 7, 2005 Cute little things. Is this a hamster version of Le Petomane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 7, 2005 I forgot count of how many times I found a nail sticking inside various parts of my body and it was never the fun kind of pain. Got a lot of enemies eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 7, 2005 Cute little things. Is this a hamster version of Le Petomane Here's a long shot, but as there's been a flurry of postings about hamsters....has anyone got any news on the health of Richard Gere (possible contender)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted March 7, 2005 Here's a long shot, but as there's been a flurry of postings about hamsters....has anyone got any news on the health of Richard Gere (possible contender)? He just got out of the hospital. He had a mole removed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 7, 2005 Here's a long shot, but as there's been a flurry of postings about hamsters....has anyone got any news on the health of Richard Gere (possible contender)? He just got out of the hospital. He had a mole removed. Who did the work - a plastic surgeon or proctologist? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 7, 2005 I know this isn't really relevant to anything on here, but please please somebody remind me should I happen to visit here tomorrow to get my car tax. I just noticed it whilst staring out the window waiting for computer to work. It was due on the 28th Feb so I'm pushing it a bit. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted March 7, 2005 Enemies? None that I know of *staring at Josco* I'm just clumsy, walking into things, falling while walking. Terminator, now you got me thinking about people being injected hamsters into them. Also, how did you get to Richard Gere from a hamster? As for the picture, I just googled "hampster". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted March 7, 2005 And someone very kindly sent me some possible pictures to my Hotmail account, but when I try to open them Hotmail boots me out and demands my password over and over and over again, and I don't have another email address in which to forward them too. Plenty of other places to get a free webmail account. Hotmail is about the worst. Try www.go4.it And for the dog, try a water pistol and lemon juice ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted March 8, 2005 Pfft, 6MB free mail, that's nothing. Try this place for free 1 Terabyte of e-mail: http://www.hriders.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 8, 2005 I'm going to be getting a couple of rescue Lurchers soon! I had one until Christmas who had to be put to sleep and I miss everything about him, because he was the kindest, most attractive, amusing and best dog I've ever had. I have a habit of visiting gypsies and buying their dogs from them because I feel sorry for them (dogs not gypsies), but am going to do it via a rescue centre this time. Am v.excited about it!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 8, 2005 I have a habit of visiting gypsies and buying their dogs from them because I feel sorry for them (dogs not gypsies), but am going to do it via a rescue centre this time. Am v.excited about it!! Have you tried eBay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 9, 2005 I did think of selling myself on ebay at one point. Saw these ladies on GMTV who got together as a group and sold some sucker guy a night out with the lot of them where he had to organise for them to be picked up, wined and dined somewhere REALLY nice and drop 'em off home!!! I think the money was for charity or something, but what a great way to make money!!! I scrub up OK given the right products and clothes, so a half decent photo and a great description and I could be being wined and dined and getting debts paid off at the same time. Though Hooker, Call-Girl etc springs to mind, but you wouldn't have to shag them would you? You might even get a female looking for female companionship who'd be happy to pay for the pleasure of being in my company, so that'd be easy! Knowing my luck though I'd end up selling myself for a tenner or something, which would be very insulting. Heard from ex-boyfriend last night - he texted me to say that he would call me first thing in the morning (today) and that he's sorry he's ignored me for the last ten months. Obviously,he didn't ring. This is just one of a long line of texts I've received promising to ring and then hear nothing again for months. I think he does it just to see whether anyone gives a sh*t about him any more. T*sser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 10, 2005 Heard from ex-boyfriend last night - he texted me to say that he would call me first thing in the morning (today) and that he's sorry he's ignored me for the last ten months. Obviously,he didn't ring. This is just one of a long line of texts I've received promising to ring and then hear nothing again for months. I think he does it just to see whether anyone gives a sh*t about him any more. T*sser. Maybe he was simply relieved that he hadn't heard anything from you in the preceding 9 months, if you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 11, 2005 Heard from ex-boyfriend last night - he texted me to say that he would call me first thing in the morning (today) and that he's sorry he's ignored me for the last ten months. Obviously,he didn't ring. This is just one of a long line of texts I've received promising to ring and then hear nothing again for months. I think he does it just to see whether anyone gives a sh*t about him any more. T*sser. Maybe he was simply relieved that he hadn't heard anything from you in the preceding 9 months, if you know what I mean. Hello, I'm probably being stupid, but why would he be relieved? I don't follow! Please let me know! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 11, 2005 I'm probably being stupid, but why would he be relieved? I don't follow! Please let me know! I think the gist was that he'd be relived that you hadn't delivered him a kid. (Nine-months is probably a bit of a give away.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 11, 2005 I'm probably being stupid, but why would he be relieved? I don't follow! Please let me know! I think the gist was that he'd be relived that you hadn't delivered him a kid. (Nine-months is probably a bit of a give away.) Ah ha!! Of course!! God what an awful thought - kids!! And with a heroin addict!! No no no no no no no! Thank you for pointing out the obvious!!! Hey LOOK!! I figured out the Edit button!! Anyway, the NICEST thing happened to me tonight!! I went to the cash point, which is usually a horrible experience, and was told by a man who wandered past me, who seemed pretty sober and of sane mind, that I was "The most beautiful girl I've ever seen"! *blushing and doing coy "Diana" look* I am SOOOO bloody bloody pleased!!! I don't mean to be smug and maybe he was doing it as a dare, but that's just lovely isn't it?? It really has made me so happy and put a bit of a spring in my step!! I think every day from now on I'm going to say really nice stuff to my friends, family and work colleagues just to lift their days like mine has been lifted. And hopefully they will return the favour and we'll all look around swishing our hair and winking in mirrors and feeling damn good about ourselves. Hooray for men by cash machines!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted March 12, 2005 I did think of selling myself on ebay at one point. Your know, you get more if you put a picture up too. I've just noticed you don't have a signature either ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted March 12, 2005 I'm probably being stupid, but why would he be relieved? I don't follow! Please let me know! Innocence is soo attractive So you've found the edit button. Hit the report yet ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 12, 2005 I'm probably being stupid, but why would he be relieved? I don't follow! Please let me know! Innocence is soo attractive So you've found the edit button. Hit the report yet ? No, but I've been dying to press it but have manage to supress my urges! I'm having so much trouble with my avatar that I think I'll sort the signature out later on. But what kind of thing should I put? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted March 12, 2005 Your signature is personal to you, but using a quotation is a popular choice. Some suggestions on the topic of death or a few other subjects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted March 12, 2005 For one day only as a laugh, here's a new avatar that I'm using just to show how easy-peasy this stuff is! Thing is Amanda - I've no signature - so don't think you need have an Avatar! But then again we all like to see fantastic looking femails - so maybe your own picture would blow off our collective socks!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 12, 2005 For one day only as a laugh, here's a new avatar that I'm using just to show how easy-peasy this stuff is! Thing is Amanda - I've no signature - so don't think you need have an Avatar! But then again we all like to see fantastic looking femails - so maybe your own picture would blow off our collective socks!!! Okay, get your socks off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 12, 2005 Ha ha ha!!!!!!! I'd love to be fantastic looking but afraid am very ordinary. My Mother used to be a model in the 60's and somehow her looks seemed to pass my by. I can picture text message, but not attach to computer sorry!! However, maybe I could attach a pic of someone really gorgeous and pretend it was me?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 13, 2005 However, maybe I could attach a pic of someone really gorgeous and pretend it was me?? How would we know? I've been a George Clooney look alike for a long time now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 13, 2005 However, maybe I could attach a pic of someone really gorgeous and pretend it was me?? How would we know? I've been a George Clooney look alike for a long time now. I think you'll find it's Brad Pitt in a loin cloth, and that's the way it will stay!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
