Long past the sell-by date

[Guest The Ghost of Christmas Past]

There is a contender for death in the near future. It has long been considered an obscure and pointless thing, regarded by the majority of the public with pity, anger or pure indifference. Its support has dwindled over the years to the point where it is now considered an interesting curio and nothing more. I predict its demise in the not so distant future; shame to say its passing will be mourned by none. Of what do I speak, I hear you ask ? Ladies and gentlemen, my nomination for death in the near future is none other than.....................

 

The Death List.

[honez 79]

has long been considered an obscure and pointless thing, regarded by the majority of the public with pity, anger or pure indifference. Its support has dwindled over the years to the point where it is now considered an interesting curio and nothing more.

Interesting you should use this "dwindling" "obscure" "curio" to make a point to whom I'd assume you think is no-one but yourself.

I suggest you may wish to be the harbinger of your own prediction and never come back.

Oh, and don't forget to switch the lights off on your way out of the internet cafe, Mr S. Chip.

[Guest some bloke]

"The Ghost" is right. Sites like this are pointless. They really shouldnt exist at all. Maybe we can start a campain to get rid of it. I know there are many suporters out there who agree. So lets get rid of the death list and the sooner the better.

 

Just a personal opinion from some bloke.

[Cerberus 279]

I know there are many suporters out there who agree.

Supporters of what exactly?

 

I know I shouldn't rise to the bait, but if you dislike this site so much, why not just, you know, go somewhere else? Other websites are available, I believe.

[Josco 48]

..... go somewhere else? Other websites are available, I believe.

Are there really? Gosh, I never suspected there were other sites. Could there perchance be a site that may show some pictures of people with NO clothes on?

[honez 79]

..... go somewhere else? Other websites are available, I believe.

Are there really? Gosh, I never suspected there were other sites. Could there perchance be a site that may show some pictures of people with NO clothes on?

Well josco, you'd better not go to www.honez.com if you're at work, don't have a firewall and whatever other protection you need, (no, not that kind of protection.) And I know you're over 18 josco, but others need to be.

[Guest The Ghost of Christmas Future]

I have seen the future and "The Ghost of Christmas Past" is full of crap.

DeathList will continue on for years and years.

This year, DL won't score as well as they did last year (mainly because they didn't pick Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen) but 2006's going to be a bumper crop.

[Jimh 4]

"The Ghost" is right. Sites like this are pointless. They really shouldnt exist at all. Maybe we can start a campain to get rid of it. I know there are many suporters out there who agree. So lets get rid of the death list and the sooner the better.

You're a ghastly little tossrag of a human being aren't you? If it's pointless websites you want to stop then you may have your work cut out for you. You may be a newcomer to the civilised world so you may not yet appreciate that most of the files that litter the internet are pointless.

 

As for the many supporters of which you speak, and assuming they are real as opposed to the tiny inhabitants of your bedroom radiator, may I humbly suggest that if they are campaigning to clean up the internet they concentrate first on violent and abusive pornography rather than sites which discuss the demise of well known people in a light hearted manner.

 

All in my personal opinion, you understand.

[Josco 48]

How do you know I'm over 18?

 

ps. I did have a peek, but couldn't understand your disclaimer in its entirety. Have forwarded a copy to my solicitor and if he responds positively I shall press the Enter Button.

[honez 79]

How do you know I'm over 18?

 

ps. I did have a peek, but couldn't understand your disclaimer in its entirety. Have forwarded a copy to my solicitor and if he responds positively I shall press the Enter Button.

It's not my site. Just a rather unlucky coincidence. I beleive they would pronounce Honez: "honeys", whereas my moniker is, quite clearly , "Hoe-nezz".

 

PS I hope you're over 18, given that you've got a (I seem to recall) teenage-or-older son.

[Josco 48]

Ah children..... Bless 'em.

 

They do 'cramp your style' though.

[Amanda 3]

Well I'm outraged!! I LOVE it here! Everybody has been friendly and welcoming and helped me through difficult times with kind messages of support and light humour. I may deviate from the whole death theme somewhat, but everyone here is a damn sight nicer and kinder than all these other rubbish forums. And I can pick up intelligent conversation here (something which I'm trying really hard to learn). Plus, I get a lovely warm glow when I see that people have replied to my topics. It's all good clean fun & would be extremely upset if Deathlist was to be no more. And I didn't even want to join in the first place!! Now where else could you get all that hey??

[football_fan 41]

I have seen the future and "The Ghost of Christmas Past" is full of crap.  DeathList will continue on for years and years.

Well said, Ghost of Christmas Future! It looks like "The Ghost of Christmas Past" and "some bloke" do not have the ability to put their mouse over the back button in the top left hand corner of the screen and left click if they do not like the website.

 

This year, DL won't score as well as they did last year (mainly because they didn't pick Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen) but 2006's going to be a bumper crop.

That's a good point, but there is still 9 1/2 months left in the year and we had a slow start last year as well. Still plenty of time for somemore hits. Maybe you should register as a member.

 

regards,

 

ff

[lospalmas7 12]

How do you know I'm over 18?

If you don't want people to know how old you are I suggest that you shouldn't put your date of birth on your personal profile or a link to your personal website where the same info can be found:

 

http://www.jonschofield.com/[/url]']DATE OF BIRTH 18.8.55

MARITAL STATUS Married with two sons

 

Just a thought!

[Josco 48]

How do you know I'm over 18?

If you don't want people to know how old you are I suggest that you shouldn't put your date of birth on your personal profile or a link to your personal website where the same info can be found:

Ah.... It was an erotesis though.

 

Still, I've nothing to hide.

[lospalmas7 12]

Ah....  It was an erotesis though.

I'm sure that as you type you just imagine all of us leafing through our dictionaries. Erotesis! What sort of word is that?

[Slave to the Grave 22]

Ah....  It was an erotesis though.

I'm sure that as you type you just imagine all of us leafing through our dictionaries. Erotesis! What sort of word is that?

It's a word which concisely explains what would otherwise have taken a whole paragraph.

 

I think its generally the case that the more words you know, the less you need

[lospalmas7 12]

Ah....  It was an erotesis though.

I'm sure that as you type you just imagine all of us leafing through our dictionaries. Erotesis! What sort of word is that?

It's a word which concisely explains what would otherwise have taken a whole paragraph.

 

I think its generally the case that the more words you know, the less you need

My question was erotetic Slave to the Grave.

[Josco 48]

Deathlist.net, it's not just entertainment, it's an education.

[Slave to the Grave 22]

Ah....  It was an erotesis though.

I'm sure that as you type you just imagine all of us leafing through our dictionaries. Erotesis! What sort of word is that?

It's a word which concisely explains what would otherwise have taken a whole paragraph.

 

I think its generally the case that the more words you know, the less you need

My question was erotetic Slave to the Grave.

Are you sure?

[lospalmas7 12]

Are you sure?

Funny you should say that Slave to the Grave! Having checked dictionary.com erotesis is defined as:

(Rhet.) A figure of speech by which a strong affirmation of the contrary, is implied under the form of an earnest interrogation, as in the following lines;

 

Must I give way and room to your rash choler? Shall I be frighted when a madman stares? --Shak.

...so, by my understanding neither Josco's question, nor mine, nor your's was erotetic. Just rhetorical. I expect to be corrected shortly.

[Guest evangelist]

My crusade is to remove this site from the internet. `Tis a feat which shall be accomplished, no doubt others think differently, but in the end, `tis inevitable. You shall see what I mean soon enough.

 

The Evangelist.

[honez 79]

My crusade is to remove this site from the internet. `Tis a feat which shall be accomplished, no doubt others think differently, but in the end, `tis inevitable. You shall see what I mean soon enough.

 

The Evangelist.

Using more than one name is usually a sign of some kind of mental problem Silicon Chip/The Ghost of Christmas Past/The Evangelist.

[Guest The Evangelist]

oh dear is it really going to be necessary to go to a different internet cafe so you fools are unable to realize it`s the same person ? Well, if I must, I will - a message will appear on here later which is clearly from me, and yet from a different IP address - I`ll keep changing and you can`t stop me because you can`t block every place in the world now can you ?

 

My message stands: The Death List is on its last legs. Face it.

 

The Evangelist.

[Rude Kid 3]

Silicon Chip/The Ghost of Christmas Past/The Evangelist

...Mount Rushmore/Damien/etc...

 

Hey Schizophrenia Boy, if you're sad enough to spend your day wandering from one Internet cafe to another just so that you can post drivel on here, then go for it. But work out how long it takes you to do so, and remember that the mods can delete your messages in about 2 seconds flat. The IP addresses may vary, but your insane ramblings are very easy to spot. Your call.