Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 15, 2004 Keeping a low profile ( hardly surprising as he is being looked after in one of the Queen's Hotels). Any news of his well being? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 15, 2004 He might want to exercise caution when talking to other lags about his past exploits. They mistake his reference to "Lick A Smurf For Christmas" as some suggestive prison slang. Might end up being a case of Leap Up And Down And Wave Your Prison Knickers In The Air. Although, I guess he doesn't like being reminded of his former television shows in jail much either, such as the enthusiastically named teen music programme, No Limits. I guess that could have been a handy working title for a number of personal projects. "Say, I've got this great idea for a show and the name of it." I wonder if the food at these hotels shortens your life span. All that starch and spam fritters? It's the only reason I can think of right now, unless somebody is planning on using a shank. And with an interesting note from the Guardian's files and a little sprinkle of some magic fairy dust, we can weave dear old Jimmy Savile in to this thread too: "King classes veteran TV presenter Jimmy Savile as one of his closest friends - they have known each other for 25 years. Savile once said of him: "He's a sabra. A sabra is an Israeli fruit that's prickly on the outside and all soft and lovely inside. That's Jonathan King." Now we know why Sainsbury's won't sell Sabras. I've been trying to get them for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 16, 2004 Now all we have to do is get 'Johnathan' King's name spelt right ...Clue it ain't Jonathan ! (and curiously we're back to Jimmy S. too) Sorreeee Could it be Johnathen, Jonnathan, Johnnathon........ Oh Bolox. John King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted October 17, 2004 Nup. None of them. It's in the fourth paragraph of one of the links I posted. What's the frequency ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny the Blue Ringed Octopus 0 Posted October 19, 2004 Is Jonathon King dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted October 19, 2004 Still wrong. Next letter of the alphabet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted October 19, 2004 Still wrong.Next letter of the alphabet. Is it just me, or are people missing the point of the key line 'Whats the frequency?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 20, 2004 Sorry Teddy, I'll be honest. I'm still missing it. It doesn't ring any bells either from my researching him the other day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 21, 2004 'Whats the frequency?' Sorry Teddy, youv'e lost me as well. Maybe I'm looking too hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted October 21, 2004 To quote from the article The Yeti posted the link to.... It was at the tender age of 15 that the then Kenneth King decided he wanted to be a pop singer, and changed his name to Jonathan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 21, 2004 Oh! Embarrassingly, that is the same article that I, errrr, read the other day Oh well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 22, 2004 Have I got it without realising it? Or am I wearing my " Unbelievably thick as mince" head this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted October 25, 2004 3rd Paragraph - Are you one ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted October 26, 2004 3rd Paragraph - Are you one ? Aaaahhhhh, Gottit now. Think I should change my name to Kenneth cant wait? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 29, 2005 Did anyone see that smug pervert being released from prison this morning? He had a smile as wide as the Dartford Tunnel. Trouble is, after three and a half years in prison I bet he now has an arsehole as wide as the Channel Tunnel! Maybe that explains the smile. Anyway, may this vicious pervert die a screaming death soon! {Threads merged - HCW} Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted March 29, 2005 He is reported as having enjoyed himself immensely in prison saying it is "like public school but without the sex". Sounds a bit like cold turkey without the Hellmann's. He continues vehemently to maintain that he is innocent of child-molesting. And also that Michael Jackson is too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 29, 2005 The Evening Standard newstand hoarding says "Pop mogul released from prison". Surely, it should have read "Predatory paedophile released". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 29, 2005 I am surprised to see him so chipper, I thought kiddie fiddlers were given a hard time inside. I am sure he will not be too safe on the outside either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 29, 2005 I thought kiddie fiddlers were given a hard time inside. Is "given a hard time inside" a description of what happened to his rectal cavity during his time in prison? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 29, 2005 I thought kiddie fiddlers were given a hard time inside. Is "given a hard time inside" a description of what happened to his rectal cavity during his time in prison? Probably! He could also be a devotee of Marc Almond, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted March 30, 2005 A few guys from my old school used to go to the disco where all this took place in the early 80's. I didn't go - probably cos I prefer Bach and was busy being a spotty geek (QED). King's name did get mentioned, but in the context of blokes going to his place and getting pissed (plus maybe a spliff or 2??). Certainly can't remember there being any suggestion of kiddie fiddling activities at the time but then frankly there was quite a lot of it going on - and although it's unfashionable to say it, all totally consensual involving 16-18 year olds - ie it would be legal today, thanks to Mr Blair legalising old blokes sodomising teenagers. That said, King is clearly a grade A, self-pitying dickhead and pervert who should have his anal cavity opened up with a roll of barbed wire. It appears the only reason this didn't happen while he was inside is that he spent the whole time on a nonce's wing under protection. Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted March 30, 2005 That said, King is clearly a grade A, self-pitying dickhead and pervert who should have his anal cavity opened up with a roll of barbed wire. It appears the only reason this didn't happen while he was inside is that he spent the whole time on a nonce's wing under protection. Nice. Well if that's the case, and it's called Rule 42 or 43, I don't remember, he was only receiving the same degree of protection that anyone else in his position would have been entitled to. King would presumably have been able to sue the Home Office if he had been assaulted by one of the upstanding burglars, kidnappers or armed robbers who seem to become so self-righteous when there is another prisoner even they are able to look down on. And no, of course I'm not a JK supporter, it's just all the hypocrisy I don't like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Man Jury Posted March 30, 2005 King would presumably have beeen able to sue the Home Office if he had been assaulted by one of the upstanding burglars, kidnappers or armed robbers who seem to become so self-righteous when there is another prisoner even they are able to look down on. And no, of course I'm not a JK supporter, it's just all the hypocrisy I don't like. I agree it's only fair to be even-handed. Burn them all or at least re-instate the galley ships! A fair-minded view I feel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
