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Seeing as I just finished the 6th Harry Potter book and I was reminded of the anagram in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:

 

Tom Marvolo Riddle - I am Lord Voldermort

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These are my favourite anagrams:

 

The Morse Code = Here come dots

 

and

 

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

 

=

 

"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

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Who the F**k thought that one out.

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Who the F**k thought that one out.

Someone with a lot of free time and a good brain in his head, or on his lap. :lol:

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... and a good brain in his head, or on his lap. :lol:

Yes, after all, we all do our best thinking while receiving oral sex :o

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Must be all the blood flowing to the head.............

Where are my drums when I need them.

 

Tada tisch. :o

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What would an anagram be for my name? Or am I not privilaged enough yet to be worthy of an anagram? :o

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What would an anagram be for my name? Or am I not privilaged enough yet to be worthy of an anagram?  :o

How about Queer Dr Wills ;)

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Sure, whatever, dyed T. :o;)

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What would an anagram be for my name?

Well, Dr Squire, that 'q' in your monicker isn't making it easy. Quill redrew 'S' makes sense, but isn't funny.

 

Sorry, that's about all I can find.

 

regards,

Hein

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What would an anagram be for my name?

Well, Dr Squire, that 'q' in your monicker isn't making it easy. Quill redrew 'S' makes sense, but isn't funny.

 

Sorry, that's about all I can find.

 

regards,

Hein

How about Matron's response to a Carry-On-esque pinch on the bum? "Well! Dr. Risque!"

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An apt one for me might be:

 

Abate the lewd chat!

 

That's what mods do isn't it?

 

DWB :angry:

And of course, we have to tell you to do it first...

 

Cable the head twat!

 

What! The elect? A bad.

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A C-word fry I'm to pry

 

Honest, I'd no idea until I tried the anagram site!

My coy turnip fart.

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I thought it was time to bring this thread back with a bang

 

 

'heaven can wait'

anagrams to

'Want naive ache.'

 

'notapotato'

anagrams to

'A pant to too.'

 

'anibus the jackal'

anagrams to

'Ask jubilant ache.'

 

' j o s c o'

anagrams to

'Jo COS.' i know not very good

 

'magere hein'

anagrams to

'Here enigma.'

 

'football fan'

anagrams to

'Off anal blot.'

 

'lady die'

anagrams to

'Idle day.'

 

'tempus fugit'

anagrams to

'Mug if up test.'

 

'windsor'

anagrams to

'In sword.'

 

'banshees scream'

anagrams to

'Became rashness.'

 

'death watch beatle'

anagrams to

'That chewable date.'

 

'grim reaper'

anagrams to

'Premier rag.'

 

'h o n e z'

anagrams to

'Hen oz.' another bad 1

 

'typhoid harry'

anagrams to

'Pithy or hardy.'

 

more will be added another time.

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more will be added another time.

= I'm the odder, lamentable weirdo.

 

Fair enough...

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The scary part is most anagrams of my name include URN

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Anagram server here in case anyone needs help.

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Anagram server here in case anyone needs help.

I fear the kind of help we all need will not be found there!

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Anagram server here in case anyone needs help.

I fear the kind of help we all need will not be found there!

Not sure if psychiatric help is available online

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Not sure if psychiatric help is available online

Of course there is.

 

regards,

Hein

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Tempus Fugit = Tut! Fumes pig.

The authority = The hairy tout.

Banshees Scream = Cheers! Ban me ass.

Boudicca = O! Acid Cub.

Captain Oates = To sea, Captain! = E! A cat on a spit.

Dr. Strangelove = Dove strangler.

Notapotato = A tot on a pot.

VileBody = Devil boy.

Harvester of Souls = Overtures of slash.

 

The Royal Forums = Foul Tory Harems = Harm to Yourself.

Deathlist = Hated List = S**t Dealt.

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