Nigerian

[Lady Die 63]

Femi Falana.

5,Haley Street,

Off Case Medical Rd.

Lagos.Nigeria.

Direct Tel:234-803-9600-67.

 

Dear Sir,

I am Femi Falana.I am the personal assistant to Retired Brig

General.Ishaya Bamiyi who died 4 months ago in detention for allegedly

involvement in the gloosome murder of Mrs Kudirat Abiola the wife of

the acclaimed winner (Chief Moshood K.Abiola)of the annuled june

12,1993 presidential election

 

Before his detention,he has a consignment of one trunk silver box

containing $24.54MUSD deposited in CHARTERED FINANCE SECURITY,UK.LTD

LONDON .The consignment was registered as ornerment and jewries for

security reasons.

 

He mandated me before his death to solicit for a reliable foreign

partner(INVESTOR) who will take charge of the delivery of the

consignment into his account,invest it on real estate scheme and

anyother reliable investment for his only two sons Rasha Bamiyi and

Frederick Bamiyi.

 

If you are able and willing to assist us,kindly send to me your direct

telephone numbers ,fax ,and your complete mailing address so that i

can start making all the necessary arrangements to enable the Fianace

Security Firm releases the consignment to you as the Investor.He has

also agreed to give you 15% of the funds for your assistance,and 85%

for the investment.

The consignment was deposited for safe keeping and has been with

CHARTERED FINANCE SECURITY,UK.LTD since 1993.

 

Thank you for your cooperation in advance.

 

Regards,

 

Femi Falana.

[Windsor 2,143]

Tell us a joke we know.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Femi Falana.

Lagos.Nigeria.

Who may or may not look like this:

More fun at: 419eater.com.

 

Thanks to those generous trade deals I am now fabulously rich and then some, so I don't respond to the several emails I receive from the Boys from Lagos every week.

 

regards,

Hein

[Boudicca 702]

From my inbox:

 

Right now l am in a REFUGEE CAM somewhere in

West Africa (REPUBLIC OF BENIN)

 

Is that a bit like a WEB CAM? Perhaps "Refugee Idol" will hit our screens in the Autumn

[Tempus Fugit 212]

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[Magere Hein 1,397]

I never get interesting emails like that

Publish your email address on a web site or some other online medium and your mailbox will never be the same.

 

the only remotely interesting ones I get are from the BBC, asking me nicely to stop bothering them.

 

regards,

Hein

[Lady Die 63]

I know we've all seen these before but I especially liked this one because of the "gloosome murder".

[Dr Strangelove 14]

...gloosome murder

You can never be to gloosome with these guys.