Dead Shelley Winters

[King Whoopass 0]

Woo hoo! My first ever hit, on both DDP and HDP. Not bad for an amateur, eh?

 

Pity I effectively got feck all points, but still...

 

There once was a lady called Winters

And stuck in her arse there were splinters

When asked how she got them, she didn't reply

It was stupid to ask her, she'd quite clearly died

Don't ever go cheap on your coffin

 

[Octopus of Odstock 2,217]

There once was a lady called Winters

And stuck in her arse there were splinters

When asked how she got them, she didn't reply

It was stupid to ask her, she'd quite clearly died

Don't ever go cheap on your coffin

Worst limerick I ever heard. How does coffin & splinters rhyme? Plus your two middle lines are too long

 

Better (and keeping with the DL theme) would've been:

 

There was an actress named Winters

and stuck in her arse were splinters

when she was asked why

just before she did die

she replied "don't know, they're Harold Pinter's".

 

 

Well done on your success though. I look forward to a limerick each time you get a hit from now on.

[King Whoopass 0]

There once was a lady called Winters

And stuck in her arse there were splinters

When asked how she got them, she didn't reply

It was stupid to ask her, she'd quite clearly died

Don't ever go cheap on your coffin

Worst limerick I ever heard. How does coffin & splinters rhyme? Plus your two middle lines are too long

 

Better (and keeping with the DL theme) would've been:

 

There was an actress named Winters

and stuck in her arse were splinters

when she was asked why

just before she did die

she replied "don't know, they're Harold Pinter's".

 

 

Well done on your success though. I look forward to a limerick each time you get a hit from now on.

Thanks for the advice. I shall endeavor to observe the correct limerick laws, as laid down by the Limerick Society of Great Britain (LSGB) in the future.

[Tuber Mirum 126]

There was an old woman named Shelley,

who appeared in the flicks and on telly.

Given half of a chance, (or less)

it was off with her pants, (or dress)

for a bump with Burt Lancaster's belly.

 

For example.

[Handrejka 1,911]

There was an old woman named Shelley,

who appeared in the flicks and on telly.

Given half of a chance, (or less)

it was off with her pants, (or dress)

for a bump with Burt Lancaster's belly.

 

For example.

 

 

Wonderful

[Guest Guest]

She was hot in the 50s. Who else think before porno was invited people pinched one out to her early movies in theaterhouse.