Nothing To Do With Death, Sorry...

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

That's easy. I have stipulated in my last will and testament that I be buried with as much Hovis as they can squeeze into my chipboard coffin and then my first stop is a Jesus gig. I'll work myself to the front and when he dives into the crowd (congregation surfing I believe it's called) I'm going to dump my bread at his feet and say 'there you go, boss, change that fuc*ing lot into wine.'

 

As a committed alcoholic I believe that it is important to plan for the afterlife that approaches more swiftly with each emptied can...

 

I am no expert in matters biblical, BHB, but I think you may be a little disappointed in Jesus's response. Unless of course you plan to open a sandwich shop in heaven .

 

I have also just been advised never to visit Blackpool in September. Apparently it would all be too much for me.

 

(I must get out more, I think I am starting to suffer from 'thread agoraphobia').

 

Is it too much to seek a little variation from his act? Strikes me that this Jesus fella is a bit of a one trick pony.

 

Mind you, I'm thinking about what you said about opening a sandwich shop in Heaven. Definite potential, I reckon. I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of possible names for the shop. All I've got so far is 'Divine Buns', which is a bit rubbish. How about 'Jesus Crust'? No, maybe not, give me a little longer.

[TLC 9]

Is it too much to seek a little variation from his act? Strikes me that this Jesus fella is a bit of a one trick pony.

 

Mind you, I'm thinking about what you said about opening a sandwich shop in Heaven. Definite potential, I reckon. I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of possible names for the shop. All I've got so far is 'Divine Buns', which is a bit rubbish. How about 'Jesus Crust'? No, maybe not, give me a little longer.

Make sure there's a sign in the window saying 'seating available for 5,000'.

 

You could also have a delivery service called 'Crust on a Bike'.

 

God's Kitchen?

 

Our Saviour's Savoury Snacks (incorporating Cheeses of Nazareth)?

 

The Raising of the Bread?

 

Not sure how many taxis & coats are required to get out of that....

[Dave to the Grave 11]

That's easy. I have stipulated in my last will and testament that I be buried with as much Hovis as they can squeeze into my chipboard coffin and then my first stop is a Jesus gig. I'll work myself to the front and when he dives into the crowd (congregation surfing I believe it's called) I'm going to dump my bread at his feet and say 'there you go, boss, change that fuc*ing lot into wine.'

 

As a committed alcoholic I believe that it is important to plan for the afterlife that approaches more swiftly with each emptied can...

 

I am no expert in matters biblical, BHB, but I think you may be a little disappointed in Jesus's response. Unless of course you plan to open a sandwich shop in heaven .

 

I have also just been advised never to visit Blackpool in September. Apparently it would all be too much for me.

 

(I must get out more, I think I am starting to suffer from 'thread agoraphobia').

 

Is it too much to seek a little variation from his act? Strikes me that this Jesus fella is a bit of a one trick pony.

 

Mind you, I'm thinking about what you said about opening a sandwich shop in Heaven. Definite potential, I reckon. I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of possible names for the shop. All I've got so far is 'Divine Buns', which is a bit rubbish. How about 'Jesus Crust'? No, maybe not, give me a little longer.

 

The Lava, the Bun and the Holy Toast?

 

(Must get out this thread!)

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Bread of Heaven has a nice ring to it

Cob Almighty

Holy Toast

 

Tonks, my coat if you please. My Carriage awaits

[Slave to the Grave 26]

The Maker's Oven

 

St Peter's Pies

 

Bread for the Dead

 

 

Hold that carriage....

[honez 79]

Make mine a "Son Blessed" please.

 

That carrage got room for one more up top?

[Cowboy Ronnie 78]

This has nothing to do with death, unless this guy decides to top himself once his mates (if he has any) read this story

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14486560/

 

What kind of trip was he going on where he is travelling with his mother, but packs like that?

[Josco 49]

Make mine a "Son Blessed" please.

 

That carrage got room for one more up top?

Mrs Josco is out with the little J's, and I have just got in from an early doors...

 

Nearly wet myself with some of the God's bakery jokes. Fantastic stuff.