The Pooka 26 Posted May 26, 2006 Oh I do so love painting. Just the other evening while Marta was out cleaning the sewer drain, Diego, Gavin and I myself began body painting. It was quite a bit of merriment enjoyed by all three of us and would have gone on much longer had it not been for those pesky immigration officials appearing at the door. Diego of course is safe having become a citizen last August, however Marta, although she is wed to him, has violated some arcane and meddlesome law and is now facing deportation. Diego cares not a shred since it is a marriage of convenience for tax purposes; but, I am beside myself with rage. Where on earth will I find another to do all that Marta has done and work 7 days per week? I am not a tyrant, Diego always has Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday off, perhaps he can find a new spouse. Don't know when we will again be able to enjoy an articstic evening, I just hope it is soon, quite soon. In Titus Groan, Mervyn Peake writes, that Titus' sister, Fuchsia, could with just a twist here and there have been beautiful. This, Bennett, could be funny with just a twist here and there. In the same way it could be surreal. Keep trying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted May 27, 2006 Ignorte the polka Berrnewtt he is jealoise of your grate wit nadn chartm itsas happenbted to me as wwrell, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted May 27, 2006 I think it's great that Brinsworth House Baiter has started posting under the name of Bennett Cerf, but the question remains why? It confuses me more than the complex plots of Man About The House. Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... Er, what? Nothing to do with me, mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted May 27, 2006 Keepe denieieg int Brinesweowthr. Iy hpaapened to me all the tiem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted May 27, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted May 28, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted May 29, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? I'm not sure that a slur like that can be considered a little thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 29, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? I'm not sure that a slur like that can be considered a little thing. This conversation has now turned into an opinion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted May 29, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? I'm not sure that a slur like that can be considered a little thing. This conversation has now turned into an opinion? Is the expression of opinions another thing forbidden on this list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted May 30, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? I'm not sure that a slur like that can be considered a little thing. This conversation has now turned into an opinion? Is the expression of opinions another thing forbidden on this list? I have an opinion on this, but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to have one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted May 30, 2006 I have just finished my last exam and have a few days off before I start work. I ahve decided to take this Thrusday off to go and stalk Brinsworth House, see what I can see. Any suggestions as to how I should go about this would be greatly appreciated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted May 31, 2006 Any suggestions as to how I should go about this would be greatly appreciated. Carefully and without getting arrested is the only advice I can give, otherwise you may end up with a restraining order like Tessa Wyatt slapped on the Pooka, lol. Best of luck for tomorrow. I hope you unearth some worthy news for all us Dicky O fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted May 31, 2006 Any suggestions as to how I should go about this would be greatly appreciated. Carefully and without getting arrested is the only advice I can give, otherwise you may end up with a restraining order like Tessa Wyatt slapped on the Pooka, lol. Best of luck for tomorrow. I hope you unearth some worthy news for all us Dicky O fans. Good luck Brinsworth. My only tips are: 1. Avoid use of the drainipes 2. When asked to leave do so 3. Once apprehended proposals of marriage are unlikely to be effective 4. On your big day in court feign insanity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted May 31, 2006 Apologies - that advice was for Millwall, Brinsworth having already been excluded from Twickenham for previous infractions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 31, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? I'm not sure that a slur like that can be considered a little thing. This conversation has now turned into an opinion? Is the expression of opinions another thing forbidden on this list? I have an opinion on this, but I'm not sure if I'm allowed to have one... On Deathlist everyone is allowed to have there own opinion, of course prepare to be laughed at and criticized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 1, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? Don't worry, BHB, I think Deathlist Conspiracy Theories like these may be the result of boredom due to the lack of recent clog-popping. I myself, not even yet a pointless ranter, was suspected of being noneother than the great Tempus Fugit not too long ago. Actually I was sort of flattered, I don't know why. "Bollocks envy", maybe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted June 1, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? Don't worry, BHB, I think Deathlist Conspiracy Theories like these may be the result of boredom due to the lack of recent clog-popping. I myself, not even yet a pointless ranter, was suspected of being noneother than the great Tempus Fugit not too long ago. Actually I was sort of flattered, I don't know why. "Bollocks envy", maybe? Nice to see you all registered and legit, Madame. Welcome to the madhouse. In this thread we are eagerly awaiting news of Millwall 32's day out at Brinsworth House. Or subsequent arrest. I for one shall be keeping a close eye on the news today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted June 1, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? Don't worry, BHB, I think Deathlist Conspiracy Theories like these may be the result of boredom due to the lack of recent clog-popping. I myself, not even yet a pointless ranter, was suspected of being noneother than the great Tempus Fugit not too long ago. Actually I was sort of flattered, I don't know why. "Bollocks envy", maybe? Nice to see you all registered and legit, Madame. Welcome to the madhouse. In this thread we are eagerly awaiting news of Millwall 32's day out at Brinsworth House. Or subsequent arrest. I for one shall be keeping a close eye on the news today. Oh Brinsy...now we...either seperately in near celebratory style or as one merged Borg type module.. will be callously accusated of being Madame LaForge or whoever. I really cannot afford to enter into yet another persona. You, me, Cecil, Bennett, Madame, Wayland Flowers, Life Begins at..., Molly Malone, Irving Kristol, David Bell, Dix Dickerson, and an entire additional host and hostess laced roster of charter club member characters. NO folks... Brinsworth and I are not, I repeat are not the same person. (I hope my denial fuels more rumours{like the way I used the British spelling of rumours/rumors?}) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted June 1, 2006 Good old Dicky. I've heard suggestions that he is soon to leave Brinsworth House and return to the real world... BHB, can you source these suggestions, like, tell us any more? Erm, no, not at the moment. I'm still sulking about being slurred with the accusation that I am Bennet Cerf, which has totally ruined my Bank Holiday weekend. It's always the little things, isn't it? Don't worry, BHB, I think Deathlist Conspiracy Theories like these may be the result of boredom due to the lack of recent clog-popping. I myself, not even yet a pointless ranter, was suspected of being noneother than the great Tempus Fugit not too long ago. Actually I was sort of flattered, I don't know why. "Bollocks envy", maybe? Nice to see you all registered and legit, Madame. Welcome to the madhouse. In this thread we are eagerly awaiting news of Millwall 32's day out at Brinsworth House. Or subsequent arrest. I for one shall be keeping a close eye on the news today. Oh Brinsy...now we...either seperately in near celebratory style or as one merged Borg type module.. will be callously accusated of being Madame LaForge or whoever. I really cannot afford to enter into yet another persona. You, me, Cecil, Bennett, Madame, Wayland Flowers, Life Begins at..., Molly Malone, Irving Kristol, David Bell, Dix Dickerson, and an entire additional host and hostess laced roster of charter club member characters. NO folks... Brinsworth and I are not, I repeat are not the same person. (I hope my denial fuels more rumours{like the way I used the British spelling of rumours/rumors?}) This is getting, like, mad. I have enough trouble just being myself, without assuming multiple personalities. But then again, Bruno, let's hope denial fuels more rumors. (See, I used the American spelling, just to really get 'em going). If such conspiracy rumors keep them all happy whilst awaiting celebrity death, who are we to deny them their humble pleasures? Anyway, getting back on topic... I do hope Millwall fared well today and that his quest bore fruit. And no, I am not Millwall 32 either, before anyone snaps their fingers and cries 'Eureka!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted June 1, 2006 No news from Millwall yet. I am beginning to fear the worst. As I write the poor lad is probably being restrained by Fluff Freeman and some non-entities with Equity cards while Charlie Drake sits on his face. We should never have encouraged him. I am happy to form a rescue posse should we hear nothing by tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted June 2, 2006 No news from Millwall yet. I am beginning to fear the worst. As I write the poor lad is probably being restrained by Fluff Freeman and some non-entities with Equity cards while Charlie Drake sits on his face. We should never have encouraged him. I am happy to form a rescue posse should we hear nothing by tomorrow. Well it is now tomorrow and we have heard nothing. I suggest we start with a thorough search of every pub in Twickenham. Then if that bears no fruit we could try asking a policeman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,630 Posted June 2, 2006 Somebody could - like - check local paper web sites for stories about stalkers being arrested. I'd do the job myself but I don't know which papers I'd be Googling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pooka 26 Posted June 2, 2006 Very worrying. Millwall was always a little unconventional and, at times, could be fractious and unrestarined. Nevertheless, he doesn't deserve the fate that has obviously befallen him at the hands of the Brinsworth committee. A prayer may be in order. I shall compose one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted June 3, 2006 Still no news of Millwall? The possibility exists that he may have absconded with Dickie O' a la Weekend at Bernies (at least until the meds wear off) with the intention of becoming Dickie's agent. Millwall may be trying to scrounge up some work for his new client here across the pond. Maybe Ryan Seacrest's job at American Idol, or even one of the contestants. Fluff may also be along for the trip, as well as Charlie, straining Millwall's efforts to control the situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted June 3, 2006 Well it is now tomorrow and we have heard nothing. I suggest we start with a thorough search of every pub in Twickenham. Then if that bears no fruit we could try asking a policeman. Is hearing nothing like the sound of one hand clapping? Even after extensive pub searching (do you perchance, perhaps, permeation, persnickety or perfunctory, mean bar or tavern or ale house?) I find that the cops rarely offer to offer me any fruit. Are they different in your neck of the woods? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
