Josco 49 Posted October 12, 2009 Well I'm surprised.... My text messages are awash with jokes regarding the Boyzown "star" and his unfortunate demise, yet no mention in these hallowed portals.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,782 Posted October 12, 2009 Well I'm surprised.... My text messages are awash with jokes regarding the Boyzown "star" and his unfortunate demise, yet no mention in these hallowed portals.... Except for here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted October 12, 2009 Well I'm surprised.... My text messages are awash with jokes regarding the Boyzown "star" and his unfortunate demise, yet no mention in these hallowed portals.... Except for here Josco, this is a place where the passing of Stephen Gately's third cousin's hairdresser's pet stick insect would be mentioned within minutes of the event. Happily, Woody is doing just fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,446 Posted October 12, 2009 Found these three online: Looks like Stephen Gately's boyfriend woke up to the biggest stiffy ever this morning. What’s pink and goes round and round on a carousel? Stephen Gately's suitcase. What do me and Stephen Gately have in common? Neither of us woke up in Majorca today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted October 12, 2009 When news broke that the Boyzone vocalist had died: Ronan Keating said he was devastated Louis Walsh said he was distraught and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 12, 2009 There was a wee singer called Gately who hasn't been singing much lately after a bottle of rum and a cock up his bum his trip to the sun ended fatally Wait, there's more.... Michael Jackson was disappointed when Stephen Gateley came to heaven, he thought that someone from the Boys Home was coming. I'll get my coat..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 12, 2009 One more that I got on the phone today.... Stephen Gately died like Ayrton Senna - with skidmarks on his helmet. I thank you... You know that every text message you send AND even those you receive are recorded on some Government database? I am going to get a visit soon from the goons..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geronimo 3 Posted October 12, 2009 I heard they found a prune up his arse. Police suspect date rape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 14, 2009 And still more..... Apparently George Michael was involved in the death of Stephen Gately. Stephen was found dead with a bar of chocolate stuck up his arse, police have said it was a careless Whispa* Definitely going now. *A brand of Chocolate (Cadbury's I think) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
