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What's The Best Insult You've Ever Heard?

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Our IT teacher used to call us all a Daft Apeth . When he called it to me Well i thought he mixed me up with someone else and i was mishearing him. Though when he called the black lad it he turned to me and my friend and said did he just call me a daft apey , to which we said we don't know we just don't know but he calls us all that and im white as snow . :D

 

Is that the best insult I ever heard , im not sure but its definitely the most memorable.

 

I think it's a contraction of "halfpennyworth", meaning not worth much. Old people used to say it when I was a kid.

 

well they do say you learn something new everyday .

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Years ago I worked with two guys, Wayne and Dave, who hated each other. Dave changed gear poorly in the truck one day causing Wayne to spill some coffee on hs overalls. Unhappy about Dave's poor driving ruining his nice clean overalls, Wayne grumbled; "Fuck you Dave, you drive like the cunt you came out of!".

 

I really don't think I've heard anything to top that since.

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