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http://video.repubbl...4331?ref=search Related to that, a recent video of him on an escorted walk. Still looks rather well.

Father O'Reilly let the kids of the Parish shave his hair off for charity. He was asked afterwards how he felt. He said, "It feels a bit strange but I actually think it makes my cock look bigger" !!

The Italian Space Program An Italian scientist, Luigi, is visiting NASA. He announces to the staff and government officials there, "You Yankees and Russians think you so clever. One side put a man in space, the other side put a man on the moon. Well, I here to tell you all us Italians even smarter. We prove it. We intend to send man where he never been before. Forget about moon. We send a man to the sun!" The NASA scientists exclaimed "That is impossible. You won't possibly be able to do it. The rocket will burn up millions of miles out and the astronaut. The sun is just too bright!" Luigi replied, "You think us Italians silly? We have solved this problem. We send our astronaut up at night!"

Clean the inside of your PC or laptop screen with this

http://news.sky.com/story/1114428/stuart-hall-sentence-goes-to-court-of-appeal Sentence goes for appeal. Lets hope he gets 5 years minimum.

Random fact about Stuart Hall: he once fell asleep whilst sunbathing in the nude and suffered quite bad burns to his todger. My dad was working for the local rag at the time and one of his colleagues covered the story, but the editor wouldn't print it. Shame really - as he said, they could've used the headline "It's a Cockout".