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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Yeah, so many of ao guy's posts are death announcements that it was the first time in like a year where the Carter thread being bumped made me think he was dead.
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    Benjamin Netanyahu

    BonScott is off for a week and mod preview after that. Can easily go beyond that. Probably gives him enough time to find refuge in one of the five million sites that actively accommodate his bollocks.
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    Baseball

    I love the bit of trivia where most of the players were happy to take the piss out of themselves, but Jose Canseco would only accept a plotline that made him look heroic, hence him rescuing countless valuables from a burning building. Says a lot about the guy!
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    Dead Pop Stars

    What a tune Go All the Way is!
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Will the Theme Team League tighten up?
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Agreed. @The Old Crem please stop clogging the forum up with every tweet you see. Or else it can and will go to time off/mod preview.
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    How’s Your 2022 Shortlist going?

    Good find SC. Did some more searching and found this.
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    Cartoonists And Animators

    Never got into DBZ, but for much of my friend group this is 1000% (dare I say 9001%) their death of the year.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Hollywood Reporter Ninja'd by ajlposh!
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    Hartlepool Deadlypool 2024

    And here we go Jonnie Irwin went from the third-most popular pick last year to the second-most popular this year, despite being on three fewer teams. After a long wait 23 of you finally get to enjoy A Place in the Sun: drol 45 points. Charles De Gaulle and Torva Messor 40. DeathBecomesThem, Funeralopolis, maryportfuncity, and The Unknown Man 35. Book, Etushispushingupdaisies, Perhaps, Thatcher, wannamaker 25. Sean 20. John Key and The Old Crem 15. BuffaloPhil 10. and diego, ladyfiona, and Toast 25 sub points. DevonDeathTrip's nun-slim outlook is paying off so far, with a second hit in the shape of reggae elder statesman Aston Barrett. The Marley man wails out 28 points (20 base + 8 bonus). Dries Van Agt led the Netherlands for five years, and proved an unexpectedly lucrative HPDP pick thanks to his decision to undergo euthanasia. The lucky pickers are CalebH with 63 points (45 base + 18 bonus) and arghton 49 (35 base + 14 bonus), plus 25 sub points for ThereWillBeDeaths7. Maybe Van Agt put an end to it all so he didn't have to suffer Toby Keith on the airwaves any more. Perhaps the man who best epitomized the God-bothery jingoist decay of country music, the Dubya cheerleader found a Dead Duo Cup in the HPDP with theoldlady patriotically proclaiming 45 points and DeathByArsenic 10. The day after Van Agt and Keith saw two hits in a day once more. Renowned conductor Seiji Ozawa had directed his baton to charge two teams through a challenging symphony, with CaptainChorizo navigating upward by 35 points and JoeMoneypenny 5. Not Marcus Welby, nor the gerontology stuffed shirt, Robert M. Young was a pioneer in independent filmmaking known for his frequent usage of Edward James Olmos. Yet another victim of the curse of Sulu, Torva Messor captures 25 sub points. A few days later was another with two cadavers to its name. Robert Badinter was behind the abolition of the death penalty in France, but we all will face the Grim Reaper's guillotine one day. MariNisia gets 28 points (20 base + 8 bonus). Can frontman Damo Suzuki was long ailing with colon cancer, and now that he's losing, he's losing, he's losing, he's losing his pulse, proved to be the vitamin justonecornetto needed with a value of 42 points (30 base + 12 bonus). Alexis Buchman. I don't like this pick at all. Apparently softball is technically a different sport from baseball, but FFS I'm just going to consider her a baseball player since I don't really know or care what the difference is. So -7 points for Banana (35 base - 42 bonus). Irene Camber was a leading fencer who jousted to Olympic gold in the 50s in the foil competition, well before hitting 80s stardom with "Flashdance... What a Feeling" and "Fame". She's worth 49 points (35 base + 14 bonus) for MariNisia. Half of the Hairy Bikers hirsute foodie duo, the death of Dave Myers sees two teams rev up their motorcycles for a cuisine tour. Toast dines on 30 points, and DevonDeathTrip 25. Wrestler Paul Vachon proved undeniably hardy, surviving multiple cancer bouts and the unnatural deaths of his sister and daughter. CaptainChorizo didn't butcher his HPDP prospects with a high placement delivering 56 points (40 base + 16 bonus). Lastly, the first hit of March, and we are finally up to date. Iris Apfel, the rimmed-glasses fashionista who hobnobbed with high Hollywood and US presidents, kept chic until the very end. One last burst of style comes with her HPDP points, fancying up BuffaloPhil by 30 points and Pedro67 20. And here be the next scoreboard. The narrative is roughly the same as last scoreboard - Banana holds a slender lead over Perhaps, while both have decent breathing room from the chasing pack. Still early days though... 1. Banana 173 2. Perhaps 165.19 3. Torva Messor 115.19 4. MariNisia 102 5. Book 100.19 6. CaptainChorizo 91.84 =7. drol 90.19 =7. theoldlady 90.19 9. RadGuy 86 10. DevonDeathTrip 83 11. markb4 81 12. Thatcher 80.19 13. Etushispushingupdaisies 75 14. diego 74 15. justonecornetto 72 16. Sean 70.19 17. maryportfuncity 70 18. Grimgrass 67 19. wannamaker 65 20. CalebH 63 21. Imelda 61.19 =22. Funeralopolis 60.19 =22. ladyfiona 60.19 24. gcreptile 55.47 25. Pedro67 55.19 26. Toast 55 =27. BabyBlue 50.19 =27. Prophet 50.19 =27. YorkshireBanker 50.19 =30. arghton 49 =30. chilean way 49 32. livingbygrace 42 =33. John Key 40.19 =33. The Unknown Man 40.19 =35. BuffaloPhil 40 =35. Charles De Gaulle 40 =35. msc 40 38. DeathBecomesThem 35 39. Captain Hemlock 30.19 40. An Fear Beag 30 =41. MalePoster 25 =41. ThereWillBeDeaths7 25 43. The Old Crem 15 44. DeathByArsenic 10.98 45. Hell 10.19 46. JoeMoneypenny 5 =47. Bibliogryphon 0 =47. Death Impends 0 =47. Famous6Eva 0 =47. Gooseberry Crumble 0 =47. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0 =47. GuyFromFuture 0 =47. Joey Russ 0 =47. LizLemon 0 =47. TheKillingTime 0 =47. time 0 =47. WEP 0 =47. WillyWonka422 0 =47. YoungWillz 0
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    Hartlepool Deadlypool 2024

    Hope to crank out a February (+ one March hit) update this weekend Think these are the to-dos Alexis Buchman Aston Barrett Damo Suzuki Dave Myers Dries van Agt Irene Camber Iris Apfel Jonnie Irwin Paul Vachon Robert Badinter Robert M. Young Seiji Ozawa Toby Keith
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    Rishi Sunak

    The BonScott distortion of "woke" as a term is basically the right-winger's favorite pasttime of finding ways to say the n-word without actually saying the n-word
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    Deathlist Cup 2024

    Until Wayne Eddy dies I'm going to keep thinking for a split second that something's wrong with the early rock-n-roll guitarist.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    For a hint, as a kid I genuinely believed if someone was born on this day of the year, they aged four times as slowly as the rest of us
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2024

    One of those names I know I have without even checking. I went for most of these "new" cancer names that didn't stick in my mind. EDIT: Checked. #23. I'll take it.
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