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  1. Death Impends

    15. Jimmy Carter

    Has resumed in-person church attendance now that he's been vaccinated - https://apnews.com/article/baptist-coronavirus-pandemic-jimmy-carter-rosalynn-carter-5d40e69bfc2a317faad05993f1be55bd
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    20/20 + 1

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    Derby Dead Pool 2021

    Twas my doing DDP was well overdue for more pics that take the complete piss in the vein of Meat Loaf's
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    Dying Bigots

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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Was half expecting a when I saw you were most recent poster in this thread, you've let me down
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    Derby Dead Pool 2021

    Just realized that the death last month of Bruce Kirby has yet to be marked in the DDP system. He got a Sun QO
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    15. Jimmy Carter

    Herbert Hoover actually outlived his entire cabinet. Carter won't get that close, but probably does as well as you can for a post WWII president.
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    4. Bob Dole

    Also not even March yet already quite a year for GOP losses. They've lost the Senate, Sheldon Adelson, George Shultz, and Rush Limbaugh, and now Bob Dole looks nailed on for this year. Kind of like 2018 when they lost McCain, the Bushes, and the House.
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    4. Bob Dole

    The man looked skeletal even before his diagnosis. Just lasting a few months would be miraculous.
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    The 5th death of 2021

    Said on election night 1996
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    The 5th death of 2021

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    Hartlepool Deadlypool 2021

    Befits a fat fuck like Rush Limbaugh that he is a hefty scorer for the Hartlepool! The most popular pick with 25 teams - more than half of the total participants - many of his selectors make major gains. The following now triumphantly puff their cigars as they blather out some far-right conspiracy bile. Okay, maybe not that last part... 50 points for maryportfuncity. 45 for LizLemon, Lynchian, markb4, msc, Pedro67, The Daredevil, and The Quim Reaper. 40 for Eesti, Funeralopolis, Perhaps, The Old Crem, theoldlady, and Torva Messor. 35 for Book, En Passant, and gcreptile. 30 for An Fear Beag and drol. 25 for Annami. 15 for Charles de Gaulle. 10 for The Unknown Man. and 25 sub points for CaptainChorizo, Great Uncle Bulgaria, and the_engineer. Phew! Just two new deaths represented in this latest scoreboard but both were very popular picks. Perhaps had both Menem and Limbaugh which allows for him to fend off the advances many other teams are making and hold on to the lead. But many of the most obvious picks have now been used up so the differential picks are likely to play kingmaker for the coming months... 1. Perhaps 214 2. CaptainChorizo 175.32 3. Funeralopolis 165 =4. An Fear Beag 160 =4. Eesti 160 6. msc 155.32 7. Book 155 8. gcreptile 135.32 9. drol 122 10. En Passant 115 11. Torva Messor 105 12. maryportfuncity 100 13. Sean 96 14. Pedro67 95.19 =15. LizLemon 90 =15. Lynchian 90 17. Charles De Gaulle 87 18. theoldlady 85 19. Annami 80 20. Death Impends 77 21. The Quim Reaper 75 =22. Dying Probably 70.19 =22. Great Uncle Bulgaria 70.19 24. The Daredevil 69 25. Exu 65 26. JoeMoneypenny 60 27. YoungWillz 50.19 28. GuyFromFuture 50 =29. Joey Russ 45 =29. markb4 45 =29. The Old Crem 45 =29. time 45 =29. YorkshireBanker 45 34. chilean way 40 35. the_engineer 25 36. The Unknown Man 20 =37. Everyone else 0
  13. Shouldn't an enema with Carlos among its victims be considered a Menema?
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    Derby Dead Pool 2021

    I jokered him off the logic that it would make the fucker's death doubly satisfying Mission complete!
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2021

    Rush Limbaugh was unanimously avoided by our collective, and wisely so. Only James Whale survives of the names on one team or less.

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