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I'm telling you, Arsenal will be in the relegation places at Christmas....and STILL qualify for the Champions League by May! They're so flukey it's unbelievable...

Ouch..

I bet if someone told him his dick was going to be blown off that evening that wasn't really what he had in mind.

Or better still, the fate of Edward II.

I much prefered the funeral myself. The Queen of Hearts (urgh) drinking game. 1) Write name of living Royal on a piece of paper. 2) Place names in hat. 3) Pick a name from said hat. 4) Listen to commentator. 5) When the Royal is mentioned, drink 250ml beer at express pace. 6) When Diana is mentioned, in any of her many titles, everybody drink 250ml of beer at express pace. 7) Return to booze wholesaler (three hours booze having gone in 45 minutes). Repeat steps 1 - 7. Repeet schteps 127... Cracking good fun, can't wait for the Queen to go.