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If you don't shut up I'll superglue a set of antlers to your head and leave you bollock-naked in the Alaskan wilderness about 500ft from Sarah Palin's house.

Is David Icke the new editor of the Daily Mail? :-[

No body saw that coming... ....Apart from fucking everyone . He will always be Viscera from the ministry of darkness to me though.

Everyone is entitled to a second chance.As a christian I pray for his soul every day I was going to say something along the lines of "I bet you it doesn't work" but instead I'll settle with this; YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME, HE HAS NO SOUL. and before you start in with the "Everyone has a soul" shtick, I will say this; if we are to assume there really is an afterlife with a heaven and god, Ian Brady will have to justify himself to the almighty and no amount of second chances can absolve him of what he's done.

Everyone is entitled to a second chance.As a christian I pray for his soul every day Couldn't you focus your prayers on something more realistic, like say, world peace?

You'll be dying young if you don't stop posting deaths 10 days after they happened.

Today I saw a billboard here in Berlin, where he's going to perform in May ("first time in 12 years!"). It's very unlikely that he's close to death. I remember seeing a poster advertising the long stint of Michael Jackson at the O2.............ahem.........

That's a cliché-filled dismissal of a British cult masterpiece. You stop dissing Bullseye or I'll get Leighton Rees to knock you out IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ONE punch. Oh wait, that fucker's dead. Okay, I'll get Jocky..... oh fuck. Jim Bowen = ledge. And some of the questions were quite hard at times actually. Even harder now for anyone like me who isn't old enough to know half of the now fairly obscure news/events/minor celebrities that were the subjects of the questions. And anyway what better TV could there be than watching a couple of gormless fuckers throw away all their prizes with an ill-advised gamble, often involving the non-dart player hilariously contributing a much higher total to the final score than his partner?

Ha! Public humiliation obviously worked. Baby arrived this morning.