Deathray

At this point you're just doing this to annoy us. Absolutely not, I've been correct on numerous occasions before and am sure that today is no different I give it until Friday. keep trying eventually you'll get it right.And if you get it wrong, you'll be banned from posting for a week. I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with rules being imposed after you post something?

At this point you're just doing this to annoy us. Absolutely not, I've been correct on numerous occasions before and am sure that today is no different I give it until Friday. You're never right, you just find some D-list celebrity who died and claim they're a big death. Everyone has a different definition of D-List. Barry Hines is certainly not D-List

He is a twat. How many times has he been thrown out over the years? He is another 'Grandstander' making futile and pointless attacks on opposition Politicians. So we all think Dave is dodgy, so what? Skinner just rolls out another 'do bears shit in the woods' statement and diverts several barrow loads of shit away from Cameron as everybody gets side tracked by somebody who has been in Politics long enough to know better. Well done Dennis, you bell end. I quite like him despite being no where near him on the political spectrum.To me he comes across as one of those grumpy old Uncles/Granddad`s every family has that turn up to family events in a bad mood and just insult everyone and completely disband their filter but that somehow you respect their honesty and have a certain warmth to them that you can`t explain.In terms of making the comments he did he could have not referred to David Cameron as "Dodgy Dave" but by getting kicked out he got a hell of a lot more media exposure and access to the public than he would if he hadn`t used that phrase.Sad that is the way it is but it is true. Im nowhere near him on the Political scale either and, tbf, whole swathes of working class folk are nowhere near him either. 20 years ago he was good sport, came up with some good quotes, would go bare knuckle with the old Etonians across the floor and said much that chimed with the public. Now he just comes across as a rude old git, a show off, an attention seeker who puts himself before his 'people' The day ended up being as much about good old Dennis as it did about Tax dodging, unforgiveble really. Fucking hell, he could even have taken Cameron to task over spunking £9 million of taxpayers money on high grade bog roll containing 'facts and nothing but the facts' pertaining to remaining within the EU. THAT is a fucking scandal, its not like Brexit will be given £9 million of OUR money to provide a counter argument, is it. Deleted

At this point you're just doing this to annoy us. Absolutely not, I've been correct on numerous occasions before and am sure that today is no different I give it until Friday.

A mahoosive death is imminent, I feel it in my bones.

The guy clearly has something against his Grandmother. Urgh, that's a whole different website, you sicko. It was a joke. My grandmas died in 1997 and 2002, aged 92 and 103. What happened the first time round, were they like revived after being clinically dead? Wow what are the odds?? That joke might have made more sense if one of the grandmas wouldn't have presumably aged by 11 years in 5.

I don't think they've deceased just abandoned all hope or being dragged into real life.

Lee Evans, Michael McIntyre, Lee Mac, Rusell Howard, Frankie Boyle and virtually any BBC telly comedian in the past decade.

Rather weird one. I took a brief nap earlier this evening after logging on the site to dream that BBC News launched a program called "And goodbye from them..." which was two hours long and rounded up every notable celeb in the weeks deaths. The opening segment was David Dimbleby (who'd been chosen to host it) explaining that due to a minimum of a dozen people who would have qualified for tea-time news end of the line segments dying on a daily basis they'd been told by the BBC Trust to move obits for all but the biggest of figures in the country off the news and into specialist program. The beginning of the program listed that 120 year old Prince Philip, 131 year old Nicholas Parsons, 120 year old, 100 year old Bill Roache, 90 year old Jeremy Clarson and 127 year old June Spencer were the biggest deaths of the week and congratulating Maueen Stewart, a viewer from Northampton who'd sent him a tweet (although he bemoaned the outdated nature of the medium) predicting Clarkson was ripe to go . For some reason David Dimbleby himself hadn't age. Naturally are chart showing deaths by age group was in the background. Probably the most surreal and most vivid dream I've had for a long time!

Top 10 Thatcher Blair (yes he's universally hated but he's still overrated) Bill Roache Eddie Izzard Winston Churchill Nicholas Winton Murray Walker Ronnie O'Sullivan Albert Einstein Stephen Hawking Noam Choamsky Ayn Rand

The DNA tests that the Archbishop used are a bit dodgy. Especially as he took hair from a brush he used, how can we be certain she didn't borrow the brush while she was having the fling?

Beattie's still alive? I thought he died years ago. He was only written out of River City in January, having retired last year.

Yup. I know that, I'm just trying to figure out what soap character Bill Teacher played?

NO! Not sure what the point your making is, if you don't want to be part of it just don't enter. Can you tell me what soap Bill Teacher appeared in and as what character? your mom. I didn't realise you were a Brummie, MK. That's a bit off Toastie. You have now accused the good folk of Birmingham of being, well, illiterate. And as a literate Brummie, I wholeheartedly concur! Just don't mention 'The Villa' !! Sore point. I heard Birmingham City's fan base just trebled.

NO! Not sure what the point your making is, if you don't want to be part of it just don't enter. Can you tell me what soap Bill Teacher appeared in and as what character?

Anyone else fancy a sweep-stake on who the next soap actor to die will be. Deathray - Jean Alexander (Hilda Ogen in Corrie) - 89 years old Cat O'Falk and Morbidkid - Bill Treacher (Arthur Fowler in Eastenders) - 85 years old Scraggy Taters - June Brown (Dot Cotton in EastEners) - 89 years old. Fergie89 and Shaun of the Dead- Sheila Mercier (Annie Sugden in EastEnders) - 97 years old Handrejka - Eileen Derbyshire (Emily Bishop in Coronation Street) - 84 years old. time - Leonard Fenton (Dr Legg in EastEnders) - 89 years old themaninblack - Julie Goodyear (Bet Lynch in Coronation Street) - 74 years old BufordTJustice - Joan Collins (Alexis Carrington Colby in Dynasty) - 82 years old The Dead Cow - Paula Tilbrook (Betty Eagketon in Emmerdale) - 86 year olds Toast - Doreen Keogh (Concepta Riley in Coronation Street) - 90 years old. YoungWillz - Johnny Beattie (Malcolm Atkinson in River City) - 89 years old Bibliogryphon - Vivean Gray - (Mrs Mangel in Neighbours) - 91 years old

Where do I find the likelihood of someone dying in the next year by age? 80% of 92 year old seeing the year out seems incredibly high to me?

The most interesting thing here is how much more recent these allegations are compared to others. Although it implies the offences took place outside of the BBC.

Condolences.

Cheers Dead Cow, I don't believe in taking credit for work that is not my own. To be honest I'm amazed you got it done in "over an hour".

Some point this year. Poor answer for a "host". You did read the tag-line when you entered, right?

Some point this year.

Simple answer, no, you can't change Excel's mind. Google offers a multitude of answers involving macros, conversions etc., but if all you're doing is using it to determine age at death, why not enter years in 2 digit format, making Excel believe you're interested in (say) 1986 and died in 2085? It's ok I've been gifted a solution from somewhere else that involves and incredibly long formula that I've just got my head round but thanks. It might not have changed excels mind but it's certainly made it think outside the box. The simple answer to your extremely fair point is I'm also interested in living people (it's an oldest of x database) and don't want to ruin a lovely spreadsheet with a lonely square declaring that today is actually 200 years in the future.

Any excel boffins help me out. I need to calculate ages ranging from people born in the late 1800s to the present day (it's sort of DL related) but I've run into the old excel thinks the world started on the 1st January 1900 problem, is their an easy way to change excels mind and convince it the world started on the 1st January 1800 so that I can calculate the age at death of someone who was say born in 1886 and died 1985 etc etc? I tried using a macro but it didn't work.

I went to an appointment with the doctors regarding my IBS the other day, I left because he wouldn't stop talking shit. I went an appointment with another doctor screening for testicular cancer, I left because he wouldn't stop talking bollocks. I met my wife from an appointment with her gynecologist the other day, he must have been a right bastard because she wouldn't stop talking about a cunt when she came out. (Think this might be reliant on how you say the word her)