Deathray

How much would it cost to sponsor the match ball with the DL Logo?

Right, because Gaddafi is who I imagine when I think of calm, stable, rational government. At least Libya had a government when he was in power, unlike now... Interestingly the middle east appears now to be at the worst it's been for a long time: All out warfare in Israel/Palestine All out warfare in Syria All out warfare in Iraq All out warfare in Libya All out warfare in Mali All out warfare in Afghanistan All out warfare in Pakistan Kurdish Separist thing in Iran (now in it's 96th year - you'd think they'd give up by now) That Al Queda thing in the Yemen That Syria started thing in Lebanon Ongoing trouble in Egypt

Not to get into the argument of ranking evil but if the papers intent is to demonise Paisley there's this whole UPA and PUP paramilitary condoning and instigation of a severely pointless war thing.

That must be about the third or fourth person we've lost from the original House of Cards in the last year or so. Maybe more. (although 1 or 2 were only very minor roles). They probably saw the netflix remake and didn't want to continue living

This show is like the fucking Pretenders of sitcoms, isn't that the fourth cast member dead now? Off the top of my head Geoffrey Hutchinson, Kate O'Mara and Wendy Richard - although the latter two were guest characters.. Sheila Reid looks nailed on to be next, unless Johnny Vegas finally has that heart attack he's due..

Just you and Lord Archer Death Impends 826 points Rotten Ali 758 points Captain Chorizo 733 points US Funeral Director 530 points Whoam 504 points Toast 480 points maryportfuncity 459 points Estuarian Float 393 points the_engineer 297 points The Unknown Man 275 points Book 163 points msc 0 points

Because it's part of the BBC... I misunderstood the rules, I thought it had to be national BBC, seems a bit too easy to get an obit if local news counts. Surely there's an argument that local BBC shouldn't have any more weight than local council rag or chronicle/echoe/gazette?

Presumably a fort william game is better than a glasgow commonwealth games opening ceremony.

Different IP. More likely just a tor broswer, which you can ban most of using third party software. (Or you use to be able to anyway). There's definitely a list of Tor IPs published somewhere

Dora will shortly be making another public appearance.In her coffin.. http://www.theargus....ess_Dora_Bryan/ See two posts above yours. Also, I thought you were banned?

A welcome break for Malaysia airlines

Query, the rules and scoring page leads to a page telling us entries are no longer being accepted. Surely the rules and scoring should still be available for reference anyway?

I thought local newspapers weren't qualifying, so what on earth would make a local radio programme qualifying?

He still needs to win the big one, which he's more than capable of, it would be a cruel designer/fetemaker who deprived us of two potential world champions through cancer. Er... okay? No offence to Carter but I'm surprised anyone would be really that desperate to see him win the WSC? Only cancer-caused death in snooker I really care about was the man who this thread is named after, amazing man in so many ways. Carter... nice enough guy I guess, but bit of a journeyman and not the world's most exciting chap..... In fact I'm wondering if I'll ever bother watching snooker again given how thoroughly underwhelming both the 2013 and '14 world finals were. He's always been one of my favourite players alongside Selby and Higgins (John), there good all-rounders - they've learnt snooker isn't just about bashing ball after ball in it's about plugging through when you aren't at your best. Last years final was up there with any other final of the last ten years, okay it was more tactical but that doesn't make it any less exciting as a game - personally I'd prefer a two-hour long frame of solid safety (not Dave Harold style snoozefest) over a 5 minute maximum. I'd say Paul Hunter was a catastrophic cancer-related loss to the sport, but if you want to pretend that's not the case so be it..

Er, yes Deathray I saw that one on Sickipedia too, well done. (Actually I'm just teasing I don't give a fuck, you can steal all the jokes from there you like, the sad cunts who seemingly dominate that site at the moment wouldn't know a good joke if it came up to them in the street and told them where Maddie was buried. Can you believe I posted a Hillsborough joke and a David-Cameron-is-a-cunt joke and they were both voted down in the last few days? That's proof they are all just utterly fucking nuts). I know I was nearly gonna leave the see more on sickipedia bit in but it's going downhill. Sad thing is I remember when it was the bastion of black internet humour, this is the problem with things increasing in popularity - especially of the black humour aspect - they end up screwed by the "want to appear to be sick but don't want to offend anyone" brigade thank god deathlist is so small.

Is it not just a case of them changing the film?

My wife screamed when she found a tattered glossy magazine and used tissues under our son's bed. I told her not to be silly, all teenage lads are the same. I said 'let me guess, Razzle, Asian Babes, Readers Wives, that sort of thing?'. No, she whispered, 'Prince George is One souvenir pullout'.

Sorry but Moscow,Russia is still prefer to Donetsk, Ukraine or Deir al-Balah, Palestine... it's not actually a war zone. Furthermore we don't yet know whether Russia is actually behind this attack.

He still needs to win the big one, which he's more than capable of, it would be a cruel designer/fetemaker who deprived us of two potential world champions through cancer.

Rotten Ali and USFuneralDirector score 200 points with James Garner. Death Impends 826 points Rotten Ali 758 points Captain Chorizo 733 points US Funeral Director 530 points Whoam 504 points Toast 480 points Estuarian Float 393 points the_engineer 297 points maryportfuncity 250 points The Unknown Man 275 points Book 163 points msc 0 points

There's a thread on politicians misdeamenours, a political frailty thread, a general purpose pedo-babbling thread in Jimmy Savile, a thread for journalists, a thread for spies and a thread on Chapman Pincher and you still managed to find the wrong thread for your ramblings?

Just buy a better internet package and use your phone off-the-nanny so to speak.

Guest (Dean) Last warning. News of her death was reported 2 hours before you and 4 posts above yours. Shame I seem to have lost the ability to post smilies, you'd be getting the red card one. Can we not just turn off guest posting altogether, I don't think I've ever seen a constructive comment from a guest? I'm sure we had a few in the past, like a guy who said he worked at Brinsworth House, but they are few and far between. I now say if you have a desire to post more than a couple of time then you should really need to be expected that you become a member or in the case of Guest-Guest take notice of their annoying behaviour and mend their ways!, Banning guests posting for a short period of time is in my view a worthwhile move that never-the-less can still be reversed. If we're relying on people who might not even be who they say they are, potential imposters or trolls, as examples of constructive posts by guests then what the hell does that say about the general standard of guest posting?

"not a patch on Deathray yet" I want to go down in folklore. In all seriousness surely "Really, you bothered?" could work.

Guest (Dean) Last warning. News of her death was reported 2 hours before you and 4 posts above yours. Shame I seem to have lost the ability to post smilies, you'd be getting the red card one. Can we not just turn off guest posting altogether, I don't think I've ever seen a constructive comment from a guest?