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  1. Posted

    1 hour ago, msc said:

     

    Only Labour would go "ok, major world crisis, lets slowly count votes for 5 months..."

     

    Although the Lib Dems cancelling their own contest until the virus is beaten is the most Liberal Democrat bit of news ever.

     

    To be fair the contest was already running. No other real option.

     

    Plus we need some other than Corbyn the other side of this.

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    8 hours ago, Vinegar Tits said:

     

    She's cult/obscure for sure not definitely not a nobody. And as you obviously didn't listen to the Annie Nightingale Request Show back in the day, or you'd know who Cristina was, your opinion is worthless.

     

    I wonder if she was saying "is that all there is" as she was breathing her last?

     

    I can only ever remember Annie Nightingale being on at 2am in the morning to be frank. And Dan P Carter was the only petson I'd stay up that late for. 

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    16 minutes ago, Toast said:

    It holds no interest for me because it's just a guessing game.

     

    Whilst thats true a bit of research to compare trajectories in different countries may help.

     

    When football resumes, I'll re-open the DL Football Prediction Game - with a more manageable workload - a bit less of a guessing game. Plan was start of next season but things appear to be up in there on when that actually is. 

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  8. Posted

    2 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

    Oh yeah, and the draw for the quarterfinals. You don’t want to know the draw for the quarterfinals. :D 

     

     

    1. DeathByArsenic or Torva vs An Fear Bag or YoungWillz 

    2. Book or JiroemonKimura vs Chorizo or Quim Reaper 

    3. Clorox or Deadsox vs Grim or Grobler 

    4. Banana or Death Impends vs Sir Creep or msc

     

    Your doing a shit job at pretending not to rig these mate... 

  10. Posted

    1 minute ago, An Fear Beag said:

    I'm in

     

    Sorry for the last minute theatrics. Half the people at work are off sick with tickly coughs, self isolating for 2 weeks as they pretend to be worried about Corona. Working day and night to keep the business going, so had to chuck the team together at the minute.

     

    Furlough your staff and shut down like everyone else?

     

    They're not pretending to be worried - you thick cunt, it's a deadly disease; they're trying not to kill you.

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  11. Posted

    2 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

    No chickens involved?

     

    I didn't name the species of the hitch-hikers.

     

    Although i'm not sure how many hands you'd need to fellate a dozen chickens and have better things to do than imagine it....

     

    Actually there's a correct answer to that i'll leave it to the resident quick wits to divulge....

     

     

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  13. Posted

    7 minutes ago, Desmond Tutu said:

     

     

    This was sent to me, I have no idea of the content, just reposting? 

     

    Yeah and I'm Jesus Christ riding a unicycle while fellating a dozen hitch-hikers clinging to the back with one hand and using the other to touch the sun itself with my feet touching the moon....

     

  16. Posted

    Just now, YoungWillz said:

    Oh it's an ancient choon (1981). Remember that's still a lotta records sold in the golden age of the vinyl disc. America's big you know.

     

    I'd hate to guess, but probably more sold than a lot of UK #1s. But hey, I thought the extra nugget re sampling was worth the post.

     

    And still, no one except you and other people who masturbate over NME remembers who the fuck he is......

     

  17. Posted

    50 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

    42,000 deaths. 4232 today. Depressing. :rip: 632 in the USA and the day is not over yet there;

    this does not include the deaths China has lied about.

     

    You know whats even more depressing.

     

    That someone as old as yourself is using this time to morbidly stiff chase and post figures wildly available elsewhere on the web as if their some kind of oracle.

     

    Shouldn't you be spending your last few months enjoying free access to pornhub premium, or has it all gone a bit rusty and stopped working down there nowadays? Is it the ticker, worried you might have a heart attack? 

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  18. Posted

    Just now, YoungWillz said:

    Did ok in the US Dance Charts, ah the humanity! ;)

      

     George who? Already forgotten about him since he didn't die last year. He'll be the healthiest looking corpse in the morgue when he goes.

     

    The US Dance Charts?

     

    Yeah sounds fucking top of the tree that, was below or above the Cha Cha Slide?

  20. Posted

    3 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

    Not as notable as you'd think, but bassist Samuel "Sandy" Anderson, a founding member of soul/disco combo Unlimited Touch, has died of the virus: https://www.soultracks.com/story-sandy-anderson-dies

     

    Apparently his bass part and the drums from this number were sampled right on to Faith Evans' All Night Long:

      

     

    Not a hit in the UK, but thought I'd mention it.

     

    Another nobody then?

     

    Look a lot of remotely famous people are going to die from this doesn't increase their fame score (above zilch)?

     

    Tell me when George Alagaih carks it.

  24. Posted

    2 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

    Being in self-quarantine has meant I've finally managed to get stuck into Black Mirror on Netflix. I've watched 7 of them so far, they're all unique stories and they've all been brilliant; intriguing, haunting and insane in their own way. I can't recommend it enough! Two stand out ones for me so far are episodes called "The National Anthem" and "White Bear". 

     

    It's trendy hipster neo Liberal willy waiving satire of the highest order to be Frank. 

     

    Brooks is a self absorbed and self important hypocritical tosser 

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