Sir Creep

I've had people coming into work asking if they can use the bathroom. I've been known to respond that they'll be disappointed because there's no bath in there.It took me a while to get used to the language here. Getting strange looks when asking for petrol instead of gas, jam instead of jelly etcYo nigga, if they say jam instead of jelly that's fucked up. They are distinct items. Jelly is the liquid gelatinous byproduct only whereas jam includes pieces of the actual fruit (pulp and/or seeds). You be callin jam 'jelly' you fucked up in da fuckin head. Wtf does a Limey call that stuff what doesn't have pulp/seeds in it, or are their processors too fucking lazy to extract dat shit outta there? If so we can send dem some Smuckers to put up on the shelf adjacent to that Marmite horseshit. (And now a nicer version of that same sketch)... 'Jam instead of jelly? What would they call the liquid preserves that contain no pulp/seeds, cuz to my knowledge that's the difference.' [cut to nun]: "I preferred the dirty version."

Sign a high school yearbook.... http://m.wcvb.com/news/students-casket-becomes-yearbook-she-never-had/37836012

Former Indiana Governor Edgar D. Whitcomb is dead. Family members say he passed away yesterday at the age of 98. Whitcomb served as governor from 1969 to 1973. SC http://mymixfm.com/news/articles/2016/feb/05/former-indiana-governor-whitcomb-dies/

PLAYBOY model recently dubbed the ‘Queen of Snapchat’ has reportedly died after suffering a stroke. Katie May, 34, who has close to two million followers on Instagram alone, suffered a stroke on Monday and was taken off life support. Best looking corpse that will be posted today. SC http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/queen-of-snapchat-katie-may-suffers-stroke-and-is-in-a-critical-condition-in-hospital-in-la/news-story/b495d195c715fec66cf17a35937c23c2

Personally I enjoyed the hell outta this ranting post, though sadly it became a thread of which we already have easily 1300 of 1800 that could be deleted. so to that end, knock it off, Dr Z SC

How is she Hollywood? *stands with arms crossed and stern look* SC

You morons understand that anyone you list here, by being listed here, nullifies their qualifying to be listed here. SC

Not sure I would put Joey Feek in the category of "big named people" Christian country is quite a small niche in that music genre. 1. You coulda stopped the first paragraph where I cut it off. 2. I've been wondering (as I simply refuse to care enough to look it up) whether J+R are country or bluegrass or Christian music category. (WTF is 'Christian Country?' Is that what they're cubbyholed into?) Reason I say this is that another nominee in one of those categories is as bad if not worse shape than Joey so she won't win on the sympathy card as most would assume. Said person shall remain nameless in case beyond comprehension they live 11 months. SC

Rose McGowan is throwing in the towel on her marriage to artist Davey Detail, according to a new report. The singer has reportedly filed for divorce after just two years of marriage! SC http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/02/04/rose-mcgowan-divorce-davey-detail-marriage-split/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=ad

Feb 5: Brian Jacques, some nobody author who would not get mentioned here for dying 5 years ago but for my boneheaded boner of putting him on my afterLife of Brian DDP team this year. SirC

Condition worsening http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35481616?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook

Leaves a wife and two kids behind. Fuck his corpse, may be rot in hell. Way to be Dad of the Year. POS SC

I grew up listening to oldies (50s/60s) station in Detroit and I've NEVER heard this dreary treacle. Sad days that could make #1. Where's Wrecking Ball when u need it! :-? SirC

What a needless thread. My one and only post in't. SC

For Feb 4: Iannis Xenakis, a Greek mathematician and composer therefrom; I started listening to his shit she I was like 9 and it would prove very influential to me later in life. I remember feeling quite sad when he died 15 years ago at 78. SC https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iannis_Xenakis#/media/File%3AXenakisMDaniel.jpg

Well done Phantom. Also 25 yeRs ago Nancy Kulp who played Miss Hathaway on the Beverly Hillbillys died Feb 3.l, age 70.

Papa Smurf sang bass, Mama sang tenor, me and little brother Smurf would join right in there.SC

Jon Bunch, former frontman for the 1990s emo band Sense Field and later Further Seems Forever, has died. He was 46. SC http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/obituary/6865982/jon-bunch-former-further-seems-forever-sense-field-singer-dies-46

Buffalo Bills (NFL) LB Tony Steward revealed Tuesday that his fiancée has died after battling ovarian cancer at the age of 26. In a heartfelt and emotional Instagram post, the linebacker paid tribute to his bride-to-be, a former star on the Clemson University rowing team. SC http://www.people.com/article/buffalo-bills-tony-steward-loses-fiancee-to-cancer?xid=rss-topheadlines

.....rather than Sergio Leone is a looney

Shroud you're a tiresome cunt. Not sure why the Admins allow those with agendas to stay as long as they do. We've had a couple last year. Took 3 weeks or so but they were deleted (and posts vanquished). Just some info on the QT, mate. SC

Ugh x100. Oh well

Flag! German charts don't count as relevant to inclusion in this thread (I say this as a former bass player for a band that had a #1 album in Germany, proving my point). SirC

Ehrm, ironic? For Alanis Morissette values of ironic, then. Yeah I know but where would you have me post it? Too funny to keep bottled up inside Not sure I find someone dying of a staph infection in their kidneys "funny" Don't start investing emotions into any of these folks we post about or you'll be disappointed and miserable. SC

Ehrm, ironic? For Alanis Morissette values of ironic, then. Yeah I know but where would you have me post it? Too funny to keep bottled up inside